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Half-assed storyteller. Full-assed wanderer of woods. Born looking lonesome, on’ry, and mean. Also, I fucking cuss a lot.

Jackson County, North Carolina
Joined May 2014
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As the Langston Hughes epigraph reads, β€œLet us take a knife and cut the world in twoβ€” and see what worms are eating at the rind.” Those We Thought We Knew is set to release August 1. Sorry it took me so long.
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Payment upon publication is the equivalent of getting a new roof put on your house and telling the roofers you’ll cut the check next time it rains real good.
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@CoreyRForrester Yes. I blame alcohol and complacency mostly for mine.
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When you can visibly see someone drowning at the bottom of a pool, β€œTake a deep breath,” is not sound advice.
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@sidydarling Ohhhhh, I’d eat that.
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RT @MrRoudoudou: @DavidJoy_Author en bonne compagnie
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If you want to know what Veruca Salt is like at 48 years old, I can assure you she is just the same as when she was twelve.
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Last night I was talking to a mother who lives with rocks tied to her ankles and treads water with wild ones crawling over her shoulders and bowling pins juggled by her hands. She was beat. β€œEven God had a day of rest,” I said. β€œAnd that must be how they know he was a man.”
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@MacFrazier55 Ain’t no leftovers.
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@Ms_Anna I don’t know about some of that, but I sure hope your last wish is right. Thank you, my friend.
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Morning message from my mother.
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RT @wmboyle4: Soho is doing a Goodreads giveaway for my new book. It starts today and ends on 1/1/25. They’re giving away 30 copies. https:…
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Also, mama should’ve punched this doctor.
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RT @NickKnudsenUS: Everyday is a good day to watch Jon Stewart obliterate a Republican hypocrite.
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That’s fucking powerful.
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RT @PhilippLemaire: Nouvelle voix majeure du roman noir amΓ©ricain, @DavidJoy_Author explore avec "Les deux visages du monde" (@SonatineEdi…
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