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@DavidCPoynter

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6 months
The perfect place to say YES 💍
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Sat in Hakkasan next to Liam Payne and some lady comes over to tell me how handsome I am... I was like “look to the right of me lady, are you blind?!?”
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@DavidCPoynter
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5 years
Buffet breakfasts and American portions got me searching for my abs like...
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5 years
Poor Unfortunate Souls 🍷
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@DavidCPoynter
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5 years
Little hairier and thiccer, but told y’all I could still do it!
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@DavidCPoynter
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6 years
6 am. 9 am. 6pm. Gym. Work. Home.
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4 years
Hungry? Daddy made Mickey cookies 🍪
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@DavidCPoynter
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1 year
Happy balloon day to me 🎂 🥂
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6 years
David happy 😎
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5 years
Taking a break from the Christmas jumpers
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5 years
Wednesday thirst trap....
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5 years
Twitter help! Stag party this weekend: which one???
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@DavidCPoynter
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5 years
Spending Saturday night soaking in the hot tub 💦🥂
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@DavidCPoynter
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6 years
Feeling more and more like a bear each day 🐻
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6 years
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@DavidCPoynter
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2 years
Goodbye Olly. Thanks for being the best friend a man could ask for 😢
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@DavidCPoynter
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6 years
Spa ready 🧖🏻‍♂️
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6 years
Birthday boy at 30. Birthday boy at 31.
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@DavidCPoynter
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5 years
Too thirsty for social media...?
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@DavidCPoynter
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6 years
Happy thirsty Fursday 🐻
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5 years
Frozen ride at Epcot made me horny
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5 years
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5 years
Isolation pamper day
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@DavidCPoynter
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6 years
Exploiting Olly’s cuteness for likes 🐶
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4 years
If I had a choice. I’d still be gay AF. 🌈 #HappyPride #PRIDE2020
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2 years
Possibly too long on a sun bed for the first time since covid… 🥵
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6 years
@jokermovie Me getting to the cinema by any means necessary...
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6 years
Grabbing a base tan ☀️😁✈️
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5 years
Before I’ve been fed. After I’ve been fed.
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6 years
No filter needed on this #ThrowbackThursday
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If I can’t put it on #Instagram . I guess I’ll post it here 🤣
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7 years
My “I’m from sarf east London mate” face 😠
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6 years
Who’s your ..... ?
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6 years
Dressed to impress 🎩
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5 years
Frozen cocktails and Disney water rides 🏖
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6 years
Topping up my tanlines 🌞
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4 years
Think I bought the wrong kind of mask... 😷
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6 years
Celebrating two years together in the countryside this weekend ❤️
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7 years
This morning, not wanting to leave my bed, let alone my house 😓
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7 years
My day told through the medium of selfies. 6:14 - witness my fitness 12:14 - executive realness 19:14 - thirsty o’clock.
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5 years
Green, mean, pouting machine
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6 years
Wishing I could wear this all day...
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6 years
I don’t wanna take my Christmas tree down! Don’t make me!!! 🎄 😭
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5 years
Filtering selfies in black and white to make them look classier.
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5 years
Four parks, four days. Disney World done. 🏐 🏰 🏨 🌳
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Taking head shots for my career of selfie taker 😃
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6 years
Really should have checked the weather before I left this morning ☔️
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5 years
Blue steel with green eyes 👀
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5 years
#tbt who likes my wand? 🐍⚡️
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My “His Dark Materials” daemon and her name is Vera 🦄
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7 years
Literally not left my bed all day today, today was a good day.
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7 years
Monday’s masc mask
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5 years
If I could live anywhere in the world 🏰
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6 years
Always wanted to be a @Disney Prince 🤴🏻
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6 years
My white tshirt makes me look like I am getting married... in my office 👰🏻
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4 years
The start of my birthday celebrations last night 🍷
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6 years
Just hit 15k, cheers guys 😁
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5 years
#NewProfilePic decided the last topless one was too old, so changed it to this new half naked one of old me.
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6 years
Gays on Halloween vs me on Halloween 🎃
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Santa’s not so little helper reporting for duty 🎄🦌 🎁
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8 years
Found a new way to take a #selfie
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5 years
Puppy buddies 🐕
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I sense a pattern in my #topnine again this year, but I can’t quite put my finger on it...
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6 years
Literally used the light from the sun setting earlier to take a selfie 🌅🤳🏼
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5 years
Let the baking continue. Today’s menu: apple crumble 🥧
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8 years
Morning stretches 🙆🏻‍♂️
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5 years
Never had to leave the gym early due to sweat marks before... #nipplegate
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7 years
Another reason to follow me on Instagram 😁
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6 years
Found a new way to hold my beer 🍺 #cheers
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Growing it all out 🦍
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5 years
Dining at the “Be Our Guest Restaurant” and the grey stuff really is delicious!
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4 years
Having a cheeky pool day ☀️
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7 years
30 going on 13 😁🎉
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6 years
Before and after... spot the difference lol
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5 years
Fallen angel 😇
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5 years
I rarely get involved, but when I see two grown men openly laughing at and insulting a boy for his weight in the gym I had to get involved. What is wrong with people!
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5 years
Anyone need their meat seeing to?
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4 years
Back into Lockdown mode, life and wardrobe
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Daphne cuddles 🥰
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7 years
End. Of. An. Era.
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1. Food is tasty. 2. Exercise is hard and boring. 3. Genes. 4. There’s a pandemic. 5. 🖕🏻
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Merry Christmas one and all 🎄
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7 years
Hate when you are trying to decide if you fancy someone on twitter or not and you have to scrowl through 86 sassy gifs to get to 1 selfie! 😡
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Taming my beard 🧔🏻
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Evening tweet peeps
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#tbt to when I was tanned
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