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Part time plumber, full time cafe connoisseur. West Ham Home, Away & Europeโš’๏ธ Rangers๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Boxing๐ŸฅŠ

Deep Essex
Joined August 2015
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@Dave_R37
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3 years
Yeah?
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@Dave_R37
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6 years
Girls will start drinking at 3pm and saying โ€œitโ€™s never to early๐Ÿ˜œโ€ Piss off, youโ€™ve never had a 5am start for Carlisle Away
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@Dave_R37
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4 years
The geezer who gets knocked out at 0:04 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@thatguysjokes
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4 years
โ€œMajesticManeโ€ arriving at prison after saying he wants to kill Richarlison
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@Dave_R37
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2 years
@Poggymac87 Itโ€™s something called being Sub-contracted ya Nonce
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@Dave_R37
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1 year
@BrianNoproblem Your bang on mate, he should quit Man City and give up his high wage to go and manage Burton Albion just so he can โ€˜testโ€™ himself
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@Dave_R37
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3 years
This has ruined my day already, out of all the beers in the world, you picked these 4?
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@Dave_R37
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3 years
Talks of the 08:03 train for Sunday in the group chat
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@Dave_R37
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8 years
Btw shoutout to all the Colu 'Fans' that wanted me banned for life.. See you Saturday x
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@Dave_R37
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3 years
Old man rushed into hospital on Wednesday Night after having a heart attack Being told Friday he might have to have open heart surgery & being told be ready for the worse just in case Didnโ€™t end up having the op, Fast forward to Monday and heโ€™s ready to come home, what a man๐Ÿ‘Š
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@Dave_R37
Dave
5 years
โ€œAnd here is Porter And itโ€™s moncurrrrrrrr Itโ€™s the moment they wanted, the moment they neededโ€ #Colu
@SkyBet
Sky Bet
5 years
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ What is the best ever piece of commentary in football? Quote/reply.
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@Dave_R37
Dave
2 years
Because of him, we had a good day on the pave
@DionneGrant
Dionne Grant
2 years
Remembering George Floyd today ๐Ÿ•Š (October 14, 1973 - May 25, 2020)
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@Dave_R37
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4 years
@liamreyynolds @Luey1878__ Tell the truth, you was back on your Xbox by 9am
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@Dave_R37
Dave
9 months
You'll never sing that
@osmanhahmed
Osman Hassan Ahmed
9 months
Colchester Community Stadium Colchester United FC Capacity: 10,000 All children killed in Gaza as of 16/01/2024 would fit in this stadium
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@Dave_R37
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7 years
Anxiety is the worse thing everrrrr
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@Dave_R37
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4 years
4 years ago today, I got nicked for pitch invading for goal which was offside๐Ÿ™ƒ
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@Dave_R37
Dave
6 years
Sympathy?? You fucked off to Syria to join a cult that wanted to change/destroy OUR way of life!! You supported a regime that brought blood to OUR streets, killed OUR people! Our Troops didnโ€™t have the choice to come back so neither should you! NO SURRENDER ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
@SkyNews
Sky News
6 years
"I think a lot of people should have sympathy towards me for everything I have been through." In an interview with Sky News, Shamima Begum says she hopes for the sake of her child she'll be allowed to return to the UK. Full interview here:
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@Dave_R37
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1 year
Just showed this to my local landlady and she was so touched by this tweet that she felt like she had to do something about it.. So starting next Thursday, from 7pm onwards, It's bring a black night!
@blixberrie
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I actually do like UK pub culture. I just wish there were more black options. I like the idea of having. A โ€œlocalโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Dave_R37
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8 years
If anyone future wife called Sarah, she's on her stag from Sheffield is getting fucked by @BaldwinCfc
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@Dave_R37
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6 years
This is awkward
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@Dave_R37
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8 years
10 Years - Fuck all 8 Managers 2 Relegations Time to Go COWLING OUT #Colu
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@Dave_R37
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6 years
As itโ€™s #MentalHealthDay2018 , I want all my mates to speak up if theyโ€™re suffering in silence, you donโ€™t have to go through anything on your own, Iโ€™m always here for chat!
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@Dave_R37
Dave
8 years
When you go Plymouth Away for @jordannhardy123 & @BaldwinCfc birthdays but they don't turn up.. #colu
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@Dave_R37
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8 years
Imagine getting cheated on 5 times and still giving it another go๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Dave_R37
Dave
7 years
Grass
@dazzap1234
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7 years
@ColU_Official Dm and I'll send you the footage of behind the goal , standing up full on abuse at full time , will name and shame also ๐Ÿ‘
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@Dave_R37
Dave
8 years
9 of us have just booked Ibiza, limbs
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@Dave_R37
Dave
8 years
Brother is in Amsterdam for his stag, Mums in Belgium getting her tits done and I'm sat in bed with a toothache.. weird Thursdays
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@Dave_R37
Dave
5 years
Try clobbering me mate and I will send you flying down to the bottom of the stand๐Ÿ˜Š
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@Dave_R37
Dave
1 month
If I say it, my front door is being put through.
@ghost_wales
Craig in England
1 month
These two scum bags have robbed a 90 year old man of his wallet and watch them ran off please help identify them. Hopefully both will be deported asap.
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3 years
Pisses me off when people post a normal days graft, do ya job and leave ffs๐Ÿคฃ
@RNewall2
Ryan
3 years
Started at 7 this morning and just finished. Little bit to do in the morning but not bad for just the two of us.
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6 years
Literally sending one little text can do millions for someone, you never truly know how people are feeling! #MentalHealthMatters
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6 years
Thatโ€™s Barry from Four lions
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8 years
Thank god there is 3 subways in Colchester Town Centre, buzzing off my moobs!
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@Dave_R37
Dave
3 years
12 years ago Colchester finished above Brentford in league one with a 10 point gap between the two clubs. Donโ€™t you dare tell me that it canโ€™t be done. #Colu #CowlingOut
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@Dave_R37
Dave
9 years
'So where you going this summer? Zante or Ibiza?' Nah France. Always kills the convo ffs #Euro2016
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1 year
Rangers v Celtic 4 nights in Ibiza Ukraine away Scotland away All in a space of 10 days๐Ÿ˜ท
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6 years
Lowest finish in 24 years and people say the club is fine, lol #colu
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6 years
Get yourself a bird mate
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@Dave_R37
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7 years
Nothing wrong with that
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@Dave_R37
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6 years
Mentioning Colchester again, fucking obsessed with us
@IpswichTown
IPSWICH TOWN
6 years
๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ | After initially being placed on standby, Flynn Downes has now been called up to the England U20 squad for their fixture against Germany in Colchester next Monday. Congratulations, Flynn! ๐Ÿ‘ #itfc
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@Dave_R37
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6 years
The Uโ€™s are going up, The Town are going down๐Ÿ‘€
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11 months
Anyone know where these sit? Just so I know where not to go in the ground, bigger help if row and seat number is given๐Ÿ‘
@vinnywhufc
VINNYWHUFC
11 months
The hardline Moyes outers when West Ham lose 2-0 to Forest today.
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@Dave_R37
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5 years
Selling Kent & Szmodics easily comes to over a million, lovely bit of dough in the bank! Cowling knows promotion is a must this season and we will go up๐Ÿ˜Ž #Colu
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@Dave_R37
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7 years
Still unemployed with a dogey hip? Proper nonce
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4 years
Putting your screens black is stupid, half of you only doing it so you feel good about yourself! Instead of posting a black screen why donโ€™t you post some useful information about whatโ€™s going on at the moment and educate others
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1 year
Prague bound ๐Ÿ˜
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1 year
Who even allows this? Fuck this country and everything in it
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8 years
After 5 hours finally out the cells..
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@Dave_R37
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5 years
Walking into atik like
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Maya Jama
5 years
Cunts everywhere
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2 months
Looking forward to being asked "what team you lad" by some northern weekend offender mong on Wembley Way
@oasis
Oasis
2 months
โ€œThis is it, this is happeningโ€ Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช8AM IST / ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas
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@Dave_R37
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7 years
Why does my mum have to show every person that comes round her new tits๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Dave_R37
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4 months
One more day of graft then its Germany bound tomorrow๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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@Dave_R37
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3 years
Thatโ€™s nothing compared to the time I started 10 German bombers in Tesco
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Dave
7 years
How shit is atik now
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@Dave_R37
Dave
7 years
Who does that๐Ÿ™„
@ChrisWheatley
Chris Wheatley
7 years
An Arsenal supporter has been kicked out of the stadium for running onto the pitch to celebrate an offside goal. #CFCvAFC
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
6 years
BREAKING: @SUFCRootsHall receive winding-up order from @HMRCgovuk over unpaid tax bill. #SSN
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@Dave_R37
Dave
2 years
Youโ€™ll never sing that
@SkyNews
Sky News
2 years
Colchester is the UK's unhappiest area, according to a survey from the Office for National Statistics
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1 year
A stone lost in 4 week, Bosh
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Dave
5 years
Couldnโ€™t do it on a cold night in Essex though๐Ÿคซ
@SpursOfficial
Tottenham Hotspur
5 years
GET IN!!! โšช #THFC 1-0 #FCBayern ๐Ÿ”ด
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4 months
If you say following England away is the best hobby in the world, you're a virgin. It's one of the most overrated things to do, get shafted by UEFA at every chance, full of divs and having to watch a team that will bore you to death๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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Dave
1 year
Canโ€™t do 10 press ups
@FarmFitMomma
Amanda Nigg | Farm Fitness ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
In your opinion, what's the main reason 40% of people are obese?
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Dave
5 years
4 games away from Europe.. #Colu
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Dave
7 years
To win an Acca this season
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@Dave_R37
Dave
5 years
England Away done and dusted, next stop Ibiza๐Ÿ˜Ž
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