Ramona 🎶
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🍓Portland’s Premier Dinner Date 💗 Divine Feminine… To know me is to love me. 💕☀️
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I’m a girl’s girl that doesn’t subscribe to the concept of scarcity or competition. Of course I’m gonna like/repost/engage with your content 💗💗💗
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Safari Barbie 🩷
I had such a wonderful vacation!! I have never been happier- never felt so complete. This experience changed my life & I can’t wait to tell you all about it.
Hakuna matata 🇰🇪
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Don’t just stand there lookin sweet, come here and gimme some sugar.🍦
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When I excused myself to the ladies room he stood up as well. 🥰
Should I take my panties off and slide them to him under the table?
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I just found an envelope with $1500 in it 😭 what a happy surprise!!
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I value discretion tremendously. Please know that your information, your heart and your secrets are safe with me! ❤️
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Maybe I’m just a slut, but I love it when my bra peeks out of my dress ❤️🔥
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This won’t resonate with everyone but it will with someone.
Try to enjoy the season of rest with confidence that your busy season is coming. Bask in it, be grateful for it and TRUST. Because when it picks up, life’s going to move faster than you think you can keep up with. 💫
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Taking a step back to realize I am literally living in an answered prayer. I struggled in the PNW when I first debuted Ramona and now- I have never felt so ABUNDANT. My books are full. My clients are incredible. After last winter I committed to never seeing another slow season.
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I think I’m gonna start chopping my head off in pictures. I wish y’all could see even just a hint of how stunningly gorgeous I am but this facial recognition technology is spooking me tf out 😨
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Berry picking with my honey 💕🍓💕🍓
Thank you for always making me smile this big. And for helping me gather fresh strawberries for my going away party— this will be my best shortcake yet! 🥰😁
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Friendly reminder that I accept cash only when collecting a love offering. Waiting until I show up to ask if it’s ok to use a payment app puts me in a pretty uncomfortable situation. Please don’t be that person!
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What an incredible overnight, I’m feeling so spoiled! Flowers, wine, a gift card and a $1k tip. The princess treatment is endless! 💝
I had so much fun painting the town with you last night, I could hardly keep my hands off of you. Thank you for stoking my fires, Mister. ❤️🔥💋
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How do y’all survive for a month in Europe living out of a carry on!? That could never be me. Y’all stress me 😭
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It’s my kind of town, CHICAGO is! ❤️🎶
Another spectacular 2 day FMTY with a long time favorite! You spoil me rotten, honey love. Can’t wait to be with you again. 😘
Recap below! 👇🏿🩷
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Realizing I’ve been giving yall the PSE this entire time…………………………………………………………………………….. without charging for it………………………
You’re welcome but things gone have to start changing around these parts 😅
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When he books an extended date every month for the next 4 months
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I don’t have a competitive nature. Book the girl you resonate with, and know that I am so happy for you. No scores to settle and nothing is owed to me— I stroke my ego well enough on my own lol. My hope for clients is to make genuine connections. I’m just happy to be here 🥰❤️🤸🏾♀️
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A client once used a HomePod to learn my government name. It seemed innocent at the time but I know now just how calculating he is. If a client gifts you a device you have to connect to— set it up at home. Don’t let them pressure you to do it then and there. Learn from my mistake
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Growth is realizing that I’ve been allowing a couple of my clients to take advantage of me in the name of client retention. I just celebrated my first anniversary and they’ve been taking advantage of my rookie year, my rose colored glasses and relentlessly optimistic attitude.
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When he makes an outfit request and buys the entire ensemble. And it turns out sexier than you ever could have imagined 😏 >>>
I loved serving black swan teas at the ballet with you, Mister. Forever your muse 🖤💋
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Just fell from Heaven ❤️☁️
Let’s rendezvous and I’ll tell you all about it. Available now in Portland 🌹
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Respectfully, everyone doesn’t get the same experience with me. I go above and beyond for the hunnies that go above and beyond for me. 🤍
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Being disarmingly beautiful in adulthood after an entire childhood of being told how ugly I was by my peers is the greatest gotcha. Seeing these hobglobins out and about and watching their jaws drop and eyes go wide while they call after me makes 13 yr old me GRIN.
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Ramona Fucking Bloom 💋
Alexa, play “She’s a Bad Mama Jama” by Carl Carlton
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He said dress business casual— how did I do? 😅
Thank you for a fabulous Sunday together, Mister! And for helping me restock my makeup collection. 🥰💄(We got me a lip plumping lip gloss, should I post the results?!)
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Idk who needs to hear this, but clip those wicks before you light that candle, babe.
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Another impeccable date night with you, Mister. The music we make leaves me walking on sunshine! Thank you for my Valentine’s gifts- they’re so thoughtful and perfectly romantic. You make me feel like a lucky girl. ❤️🎶✨
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12 hours in a winter wonderland with you! And we sure brought the heat. 😈❄️
Thank you for taking me up Mt. Hood, suffering a beginners ski lesson with me and only laughing when I fell the first time. 😂🤍
[Excuse my snow frizzed hair, lol]
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I asked him what 5 things would he take with him on a deserted island— I was
#1
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Thank you for such a fun day in Hood River, the much needed ice cream detour and for extending our rendezvous! You’re a gem, babe 💋
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Renaissance Barbie 🪩💖
I’ve always wanted to sit front row at a Beyoncé concert and I feel so lucky that I got to see her Bday show!! Big thank you to my honey for making it happen. The valentine’s gift that just keeps on giving 💝🥰
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Tired of clicking “not interested in this post” on the thousands of met gala pictures flooding my timeline so I’m logging of til tomorrow. Free Congo
✌🏾
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Lovelies, if you’re a SW and I don’t follow you back/you’re not in my twitter circle please interact with me 💖 I try to keep a close eye but sometimes I inevitably miss a new follower
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I didn’t freestyle yesterday because I let the insecurities of my injuries get in the way 🙃
Today I’m saying screw it. Hell, at the very least it’s an interesting, conversation starting-story! Wish me luck babes 🥂
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October fcked around and became my highest earning month as Ramona 🥹🥰 let’s keep this mojo working through my birthday next month, hunnies! ❤️❤️❤️
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Not to be rude but if I only saw you one time, months ago, you have no business using me for more than one reference. Please be so extremely fr
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How long do y’all hold a deposit for a date? I’m personally thinking about implementing a 90 day expiry.
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If we follow each other and I’m always liking and supporting your content but you don’t reciprocate… big hater energy and I’m probably gonna block you soon 😅
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Its giving bombshell 🎀
My stylist > yours
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I’m pretty banged up from my whole “almost drowning in the ocean” episode. Got thrown against a few rocks and was left with gashes and scrapes all over me. I lost my $400 sunglasses but I have my life and that’s what counts!
If we have a date this weekend, pls check email ❤️
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I can’t lose when I’m with you 🩷
May has been a whirlwind! Being off of twitter was sweeter than I thought it’d be. I loved focusing on us instead of them. 🤭 And oh, the times we’ve had.
I think I ought to write you a love letter. 26 days until I run away to France 💕
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Thank you to my honey for sponsoring my very first domme lesson with
@MsMondayJones
!! This was such a liberating and empowering experience. I’m so excited to dive deeper down the rabbit hole and foster this deliciously wicked version of me.
🖤💋
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Date night with my hunka burnin’ love ❤️🔥 you make me feel like a natural woman, Mister. 💋🎶
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It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing!
Another fabulous night with you! I love chasing a fix of our shared love—jazz, with you. Thank you, honey 🤍🎶
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Telling me you want to take me on a trip doesn’t excite me. Taking me on a trip excites me! ❤️
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🌹February Availability💋
Unavailable | 1-11
SEA | 12-13
San Francisco | 15-16
Boston | 26-27
NYC | 28-29
Available in Portland all other dates. ❤️
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As a black woman I refuse to feel badly about not having a sad story to tell about where I come from. Just because I didn’t come from extreme poverty don’t mean I’m not worthy of more!
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Had an eye opening conversation about finances with my honey yesterday and I’m not gonna hold you baby girl start getting a little nervous. 😅 If y’all know any SW friendly accountants to recommend or have a little spare time to chat with a newbie I’ll gladly compensate you!! 🩷
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I have seen a lot of discourse surrounding the supposed impending exodus so I just thought I’d put it out there: I’m not retiring until my one true love storms the castle, draws his sword and whisks me away to the land of happily ever after. But he hasn’t yet so, book me 😂❤️
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There’s just something about being fcked into Narnia and going home with the month’s rent in your pocketbook 💞 I love the way you love meee 💗💗💗💗😘
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If you come to my home and hear Anthony Hamilton blaring as you approach my door, one of two things is happening: I’m on my hands and knees scrubbing my floor in the midst of deep cleaning the place, or I’m soaking, relaxing in the tub. No inbetween.
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On my way to you, SF! ✈️
Anyone else like to be comfy cozy when they travel? 🥰💕
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I want to try a Michelin restaurant but I fear I have the palate of a 9 year old with a crippling Tabasco addiction. What if it’s nasty to me 😭
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This post brought me a new client 🥰 I can’t wait to meet you, sugar 💋💋
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I didn’t have a date until this evening so I took myself to have a VIP experience at Universal studios 💜⭐️ I’m really just a big kid! Lol
I have availability tomorrow, 12:30pm and beyond for any last minute lovers! Otherwise I’m going to Disneyland 🥰
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My (v pregnant) twin sister is going through hell and high water with the man who promised forever to her. So you know what I’m doing, right? I’m taking my baby mama on a surprise trip to Cabo. We leave Monday. Cash tips at this time would be appreciated! ❤️
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Dinner at sunset. ✨My first ever tasting menu and it was delightful.
Not pictured: a tipsy Mona singing karaoke for my honey after dinner. 🤭🌹🎶
A perfect valentines 💛💕
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✨Spoiled✨
Thank you to my lovey for sponsoring the night of my dreams!! The most fun I’ve had by myself in a long time. I’m beaming from ear to ear, all thanks to you. 🩷🎶
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He’s taking me skiing today and I’m terrified! 😃😃👍🏾
Lol but seriously, I’m so grateful to have hunnies that support my interests and want to help me improve on things I find challenging and/or scary. Wish me luck today, y’all! 🎿🤍
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My eye twitches when people tell me that jazz music reminds them of Christmas time. You deserve so much more than that 😭 petition for folks to listen to jazz all year round!! It’s good for your heart
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Those of y’all that grew up in the Pentecostal or Baptist church.. did y’all ever pretend to catch the spirit and just fall out? 🤣 Or am I the drama
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Why don’t we fall… 🌟
There’s a love letter coming to your inbox 📥 with some very exciting news. Sign up on my website if you haven’t already and don’t forget to check spam 💋
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I started going to this very un-fancy, hole in the wall nail salon when I was my Papa’s live-in caretaker simply because it’s 5 minutes from the house. 3 years later, my Papa has passed and I still go to the same shop. I can’t explain it but I’ll never stop coming here.
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I updated my website with my new rates!
Feels good to give myself a raise. It feels even better to have clients who are thrilled to honor my new rates, or who value our connection so much that they’ve filled my booked months and months in advance! I have so much love for y’all.
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I just wanna say my ass is incredible. Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone who loves my ass like I do
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P*ssy so good if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine 🥰☀️🌟
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I still work (civ) because I love my job. Totally and completely. I don’t believe I’ll ever quit. 🤸🏾♀️
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Hey Alexa, play “As” by Stevie Wonder 🎶
Thank you to my lovies for such a sweet send off! This week was full of spectacular dates and my heart is so warm. As excited as I am for my adventure, it’s bittersweet to to leave all this good loving— even for just a few weeks! 🩵💕☀️🍓
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I just can’t get enough of you.
Thank you to my lovey for taking me to my favorite place in Portland and letting me cut up in the front row!! Y’all this saxophonist was on FIRE! And so were we after a set like that and a little target practice 😈❤️🔥. Can’t wait to see you again!
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Becoming a divine fem is so much more than just giving yourself the damn title. It takes excruciating inner work. Dark nights of the soul and many, many ego deaths. Settling karmic debts and breaking toxic cycles. Losing people you never dreamed of living without. & it’s worth it
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