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Former Dark Lord. Current self loathing pessimist. All thoughts are stolen from someone else.

Not the rebel base. Honest.
Joined August 2013
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
3 days
Is anyone else just absolutely sick and tired of how hyperbolic and sensationalist everything feels at the moment? Think we all just need a horlicks and a nice sit down.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
4 days
Nothing makes old men who love a tidy shed happier than when playing out from the back goes wrong.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
4 days
What can you do, eh? Can’t change a thing. Baffles me how we didn’t sign anyone and the players have generally worked their socks off. They need help and they’ve been neglected.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
4 days
That window was beyond negligible.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
@charles_watts What’s going on, Charles? A little thing called dealing with the important stuff. Soon we’ll have no celebrating, no smiling, no songs and no joy. I welcome this new dystopian, soulless era.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
@Limpar33 And you know what? It was funny. If he did it to us, it’d be funny. And that’s fine. It totally has a place in football and I want it to continue. I fully expect Haaland to give it back to us in the future and we have to take it because that’s how it works.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
I’d be very interested to see how hated we’d be if we got bought by a nation and accumulated 115 charges.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
Thank you. You’re not paranoid when it’s true.
@karthikadhaigal
Doc
5 days
I'm not one to believe in conspiracies or agendas but it has to be said that when things stack up , at some point you just cant ignore it Artetas touchline behavior got vilified Ben White standing near the GK during corners got vilified and dissected Nico Jover gets called annoying by Neville and corners are analyzed like never before as if they were just invented. PGMOL get a decision wrong and MLS is called a villain. Arteta is said to be instigating fans against refs. Supposedly hidden threats against refs are made public only when they are rightfully questioned about their incompetence. Now MLS is again being painted in bad light. Neville said Haaland can have a go at Gabriel when all the later did is shout and Haaland was the one who unprovoked threw the ball at him at the Eithad and went on a foul mouthed tirade. You can we're making it all about ourselves but the truth is we are just stating what is happening in plain sight.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
Neville and Carragher (the bastions of morality that they are) are directly fuelling harmful narratives that are diluting a wonderful game. Sky pundits need to be reminded of the responsibility and reach they have.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
@HLTCO Can’t wait to watch 👍
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
There are so many things wrong with football. So, so many things. Celebrations are not one of them.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
RT @fit_kwik_: I absolutely love Micah Richards
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
Quite nice to see someone who supports another club actually affirm what you’re thinking. We’re not going mental.
@Rory_Talks_Ball
Rory Talks Football
5 days
Credit where it’s due @Chelsearory nails every single point here
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
“I think we all like to see celebrations” You “think”?!? Seriously, stop the world. I’m getting off.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
I said this yesterday and somehow it’s got worse since then.
@DarthArse
Darth Arse
6 days
Sky are going quite heavy on a young man who has done nothing wrong. We’ve seen it before with other players and I won’t be surprised if Arsenal or MLS himself calls it out.
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
5 days
Yeah, I’m done.
@Ben_Islington
Ben Grounds
5 days
PL monitoring 'mocking' goal celebrations - and could issue punishments | ⁦@RobDorsettSky
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@DarthArse
Darth Arse
6 days
Sky are going quite heavy on a young man who has done nothing wrong. We’ve seen it before with other players and I won’t be surprised if Arsenal or MLS himself calls it out.
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