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@DarronDiesel

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Matured for 38 years in South African oke. Here for the shits & giggles. #loveislove 🏳️‍🌈

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined May 2009
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
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It’s Pierre Gasly! 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
This couple did an “Empty Nesters” photoshoot to celebrate all their kids finally leaving home and I just 😂
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Streetwise 3 with mash.
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YOU GUYS! MY HUSBAND HAD OUR WEDDING CAKE REMADE FOR VALENTINES DAY! 😭❤️
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Ok who did this 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
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No one: Absolutely no one: That one guy from Orania:
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Me trying to look natural after my GF asked me to hold her handbag
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
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5 years married today and we’re dressed in our wedding shirts. 🥰
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Lynsey can’t even run a bath.
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Jackie Phamotse
5 years
She cried and said it’s unfair to run against Caster ..... Yet she can’t even beat the 5 women behind Caster 😭😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂 someone tell her to stop being delusional!!! Caster is NOT her competition!!!!!
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
The Faf Effect
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5 years
New in iOS 13.2: 🩲 Briefs
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
7 months
Mans literally *just* celebrated his birthday and now they’re edging to kill him off already.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
7 months
Too soon @CheckersSA , too soon.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Hugo bel die Kolisi!!!
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
After 14 days in ICU they’ve finally moved my dad to the general ward 😭🙏
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
You don’t want the vaccine because “it hasn’t been tested enough on humans” and “you don’t know what it’ll do to you in 15 years” but you’ll happily take horse medication? Giddy the fuck up outa here.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
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srallod noillim net
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Only in SA will you find a bunch of privileged white kids begging at the traffic lights for money so they can go on Matric holiday. 🙄😤
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
I have been SENT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Show me a better view for lunch today.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
We were all this man at some point yesterday 😅
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There’s it 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
GREAT NEWS: my dad got discharged from hospital this morning and is finally back home with my mom 🙏❤️😭
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
After 14 days in ICU they’ve finally moved my dad to the general ward 😭🙏
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
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@rid1kader
رضوان 
3 years
global pandemic on a scale we have never seen before.What does SA do?We put the minister of tourism in charge of health
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
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Too soon @CheckersSA , too soon.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Some of you don’t proofread before tweeting and it snows.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
6 years
Reverse calls to mom to remind her to fetch me from school.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
My brother and his gf just adopted. I’m finally an uncle. Meet Leo. 🥰
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
You had to be there.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
I ain’t got no SoundCloud to promote but I guess it wouldn’t hurt to give your boy a follow. 😏
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
On this night, 10 years ago, I drank up the courage to meet a man from the internet. And now look at us.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Haaai guys we’re at my house… and there’s two bitches in the pooooool
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Probably the best shark uterus board I’ve ever thrown together.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
You can’t take these boerseuns anywhere. 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
She fell in love with a chiropractor but he didn’t love her back.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
11 months
Scotland. Your Sixty60 order has arrived. 👊
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
What a difference a year makes hey 😅
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
JABadabbadoo! 💉
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Call me a woolies avo cos I am RIPE n READY
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
3 years
LIVE | Vaccination registrations for those aged 35-49 to open on 15 July
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Guys PLEASE, if you’re going to buy booze, go out and support and buy from the actual farms, breweries and distilleries.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
“HUGO, BEL DIE POLISIE!”
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5 years
Caption this.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
@mylanilove @MyBroJoe I don’t care what it is but it’s cute af tbh 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Woah fok!
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Today we celebrate 10 years of dating and 4 years of marriage. And yes we took “I do” shots.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Tell me you’re from Cape Town without telling me you’re from Cape Town. I’ll start: I’ve already googled the weather 4 times today and it’s only just after 10am.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
2 months
I’m going to need Americans to point out South Africa on a map first before they say anything.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
It’s the protein shake in the jacket pocket for me 😂
@NatashaN_Phiri
Natasha Nokuthula Phiri
4 years
Security is being beefed up outside the #Clicks store in Sandton ahead of the EFF’s planned picket. #sabcnews
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
The manager at Checkers when yet another cashier yells “VOID!”
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Sebastién
3 years
Ey.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Lil Did You Know
@TakeYourPhil
Phil de Lange
5 years
For Halloween I am a Chappies Rapper. I only spit facts
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
🥺🥺 my dad just FaceTimed me from the ICU can’t deal rn 😭😭
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
😂😂😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
6 years
Harry Potter and there’s a stationery truck N1 outbound at Sable road. Expect delays.
@GoodHopeFM
Good Hope FM
6 years
If a Harry Potter movie was set in Cape Town, what would it be called? #CTHarryPotter
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
@DeplorableChoir REAL women know what they’re voting for... You clearly don’t.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
You had to be there.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
If you drink JC Le Roux don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
6 years
When you ask your friend for a smoke. 🚬
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
2 years
Then & Now 😄🥰
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
ordered wrapping paper on Checkers Sixty60 and didn’t want the guy to drive for one item so I filled a cart but apparently the wrapping paper is out of stock so now I just got delivered a bunch of stuff I don’t really need instead of the one thing actually I wanted ffs 🤦‍♂️
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
I don’t care if you’re happy/sad, drink/smoke, puff/suip... just wear your masks, keep your distance and wash 👏 your 👏 damn 👏 hands 👏
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
@Eusebius JP must be short for Jou Poes
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
9 months
They could’ve waited for Cheslin 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
5 years ago we boarded a cruise ship in the Caribbean as boyfriend and boyfriend. Little did we know we’d walk off as fiancées. Today, 5 years ago I said yes. ❤️🏳️‍🌈
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
6 years
How many Afrikaans workers does Santa have? Elf.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Here I thought someone burnt their braaibroodjie
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Art
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Barcelona at night
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
No one: Afrikaans people: “Môre, môre”
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
I don’t know who needs to see this but
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
This is my boy Rex. He turns 10 today. Likes include eating, playing fetch with his rope, napping, eating, chasing hadedas and eating. He strongly dislikes when his brother steals the rope. Still doesn’t know how ears work. 12/10 goodest boy in all the land. ❤️
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Look hoo-hoos chilling in our palm tree
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
6 years
Hey @Our_DA why don’t you STOP telling us what everyone else doing wrong and rather START telling us how you’re going to better your own party. THAT’S how you get votes. Not by finger pointing.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
@WaterstonesPicc You’re stocking them so we admire you right back.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
White Americans will do anything to get on Ellen.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 months
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic no description.
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@kambabe
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Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic no description.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Nigel Pierce Instagram videos
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Somebody really went and made a “is fokkol is festive” track and I just 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Koesister Sunday FTW 🙌
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
2 years
For Lent, I’m giving up.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Been at it for 2 years today 💪 #TransformationTuesday
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Masala steak gatsby for lunch.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
6 years
I’m done 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Red Hot Chili Puppers but the drummer is a Flea.
@RoryPetzer
Rory Petzer
4 years
Name this boy band.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
She fell in love with a gym instructor but they didn’t work out.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Koesisters on a Tuesday? Don’t mind if I do 😏
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Archie really fell with his bum in the butter when he came here hey.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 months
Happy anniversary to us! 🍾🥂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
How it started. How it went.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
6 years
Chuck. King of fetch. Eater of treats. Barker of barks. The one true Floof of the North.
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Kelsey Maggart
6 years
the most important photos i’ve ever taken are these photos of chuck in the snow
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Not this naai talking sense for once
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
3 years
Omicron is not a 'South African variant', it's a variant that was spotted & reported by brilliant South African scientists so fast the world has a chance to get on top of it. Could have originated anywhere.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
CemAir CEO’s response to this ‘Speak to the manager’ Lady sent me 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Easiest would be to delete your account.
@helenzille
Helen Zille
5 years
Can anyone tell me how I get to block or delete the 600,000-plus fake bot accounts following me? And is it possible to find out who created them?
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
@Nomfund0 @RufaroFanadzo Relatable content actually 😄
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
The most impressive shark uterus board I’ve ever had.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
This place though 😍
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
7 years
When someone is standing in my way.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Let’s do this again. Your weekend in pictures.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
White people when they eat a gatsby
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
8 months
Happy four time Rugby World Cup Champions Day to those who celebrate.
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3 years
Been stewing on this all day. My first oxtail pot.
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
If I fits, I sits. 😂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Ministers of Throats
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Me & @MovesLikeDragan in 40 years
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Cabinet meeting things 🥂
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
5 years
Please tell me someone else remembers these!
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Mr D 🏳️‍🌈
4 years
Wow guys pliz don’t phone people at 8am. It’s lockdown, we only wake up then.
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