🫖Darling Jeeling🫖
@Darling_Jeeling
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The adventures of a multiple chronic illness fighting, geeky, crafty, tea loving warrior, and her trusty canine sidekick. Sort of like Wonder Woman in pyjamas!
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Ok so I've reinstated my threads profile. It's the site most like twitter so I'm happiest using for now. Open to other suggestions: but please add me. And if you'd like to keep in contact more closely: dm details and I'm happy to WhatsApp friends 🙂
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Shall we all agree that what ever she wants she can have it? 🥺😍😍😍
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@gabbythegaijin
@a_roundtuit
So that's how you find a husband - just keep dialing random numbers until someone goes along with it 😃
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Londoners - do the right thing and make Count Binface beat Laurence Fox!
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@rach0907
Wait - being around vaccinated people stops your periods???
EVERYONE WHOS BEEN JABBED TO MY HOUSE!!!! 😃😃😃
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@oldenoughtosay
The number of men who think it's sexually arousing to insert, wear, and remove a tampon is really disturbing. I can only presume they've watched too much porn and not had enough girlfriends if they think the vagina is that sensitive to pleasure and will be really shit in bed 🤨
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@AllanBrown1
@twentysixbux
Omg and you posted it online! I'm sure this counts as revenge porn! 😆😂😂
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@The_DogWalker
I know I know!!! 😃 Did he want to call you Nanny and in to really weird stuff? 🤣
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Americans: I have a question!
What do you do if you have no health insurance or resources to pay medical bills?
What happens if you're in an accident, or get sick, or have a chronic illness?
What are your options?
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@BiCapybara
@Sorrelish
I've lost track of the number of straight men I've told and their first reaction was "so you'd be up for a threesome" that I don't tell them anymore. Like they'd know what to do with two women anyway! Never had it from women or trans folks. It's not us creeping!
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@guywalters
I'm too young to remember it first hand but it just all ties into that whole Savile, dolphin square child sex ring and 80s sleazy politicians. Makes my skin crawl. Not that I think they're any better now - they're just better at keeping it out of the media.
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@justin_ng
@Number10cat
Poor Larry. That's a thousand mile stare if ever I've seen one. You've seen some shit, haven't you lad. Time for some Dreamies 😉
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@mxgbx
Oh he so did that to guilt trip a decent present every year. "Oh no dear, you don't have to get me anything. Oooh owww owww... that old fingers playing up again. Must be the lack of love" 🤣🤣🤣
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Don't care if you think it's daft - she's an awesome dog and been my best friend for 7 of her nearly 12 years - she's old and if she can only get out and enjoy her walks in her battle chariot, then she's having a battle chariot! 😃
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@KeneAkers
Can the uk play too?
William Wilberforce.
After stopping trading of slaves, he devoted himself for the next 25 years to ending the institution of slavery itself. Three days before his death in 1833 the House of Commons passed a law emancipating all slaves in the British Empire.
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@amateuradam
The one on the left. I believe the photo was taken whilst visiting the PM when he was recovering at his country estate, on route to his mam and dads no doubt 😆
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@pingu_45
I'm stockpiling all the things she doesn't even know she wants yet! Just incase!!! Its the eyes!!!
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🎶 WooOooooah, We're half way theeeerrre - WooOOoooAAaah, I'm a fully vaccinated claaaaaiiiiirrrrre! 🎶
(*sung to the tune of living on a prayer)
Second dose of AstraZeneca just done exactly 60 weeks since I started shielding and last went out!
F*cking brilliant stuff! 😃😃😃
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@Beska
Ah, so the wills been read, and he got his ex girlfriends new mansion. And nobody else is suspicious. Really? SHE WAS "NATURAL CAUSES" TO DEATH! IT WAS THE BOYFRIEND!
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@slondonuk
@Simon_Pegg
It was cardboard city when I was a kid.
Nothings changed.
It's criminal with so much empty offices and homes. Whatever the time of year, but especially in winter.
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@MittenDAmour
The extent other men will go to to say "nah, I didn't have a clue. He always seemed alright to me. I'm still not sure if she's actually not dead and just making it up for the attention" 🤨
I've heard that sort of response by other men too many times 😕
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@highbrowtrash
@Sorrelish
I remember everyone reading the paper and being grumpy in pubs in 1995 😬
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Happy Summer Solstice to all you beautiful people ❤️
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Wow. I wasn't expecting this to be so popular. You all really like those puppy dog eye 😃
I've had to turn off the notifications from this, but than you all. I'm loving the photos of your own dogs big eyed looks.
Stay safe and be kind 😃💜
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@RussInCheshire
Ooooooh - at this rate, he's going to be back hiding in a fridge before the end of the week!!!
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@jtrebach
As a patient - you would only have learnt some new colourful language if you tried to do rounds at that time, waking me up every hour for three hours!! Fucking hell!
They do it about 8am in the UK and they're smart enough to bring us a cup of tea and some breakfast beforehand!
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@MittenDAmour
He knows that's, like, the opposite of a racism sainsbury's is doing, right? He seems a bit confused by it all, the poor lad 🤔
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@EmergMedDr
@SueMcAngel
Some lovely science lady on here warned if you see any mold on bread, don't eat it, because the whole loaf will be riddled with spores 🤢
It's a reckless article.
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Disco livered frogs might hold a potential cure for blood clots! That's so cool! 😃 2022 just peaked for me. I've been waiting all year for some good news 😂
🤯THIS JUST IN🤯
When asleep, glass frogs HIDE THEIR RED BLOOD CELLS INSIDE THEIR LIVERS, which are covered in GUANINE-CRYSTAL DISCO MIRRORS that scatter light & make the frogs 2-3 TIMES MORE SEE-THROUGH.
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Study in
@ScienceMagazine
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I've had fentanyl!!! It's amazing! So, they didn't find anything at all. No biopsies. Nothing to biopsy. They did another urine check for cancer cells but if that comes back clear, I'm probably fine! Omg so much stress over hopefully nothing after all! Jeez!
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@justin_ng
@Number10cat
I've never hoped a cat has clawed some wallpaper and soft furnishings more in my life! 😂
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@dreckdub
@ask_aubry
Yeah, when you're in an abusive relationship, you'll often do as they demand, just for them to calm down and everything goes back to "normal". No matter how unreasonable, humiliating and abusive it is. It's how they control you. The fear of what will happen if you don't is often
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@HelenRW
@oldenoughtosay
Its their confidence that gets me! I was once schooled in my own orgasm by an overly confident man who was completely wrong in every aspect! 🤣
And they will not be told otherwise!!!
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I can't help but think it would be wonderful if Harry and Megan get the loudest cheers of the whole thing. Make it happen people!!! He's not cost us as much. He's not a nonse. He's not racist. He's definitely my favourite out of the lot 🙂
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Fucking hell.
BREAKING NEWS: The government has just quietly withdrawn all C19 healthcare setting guidance. There is no longer any justification for mask wearing, restrictions on visitation or excuses. It is over.
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It's more of a threat than a promise at this point 😬
I swear the benefits of Brexit get unleashed earlier each year
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All booked in and ready to go. Waiting for a porter to take me down to radiology to do the procedure. Absolutely bricking it.
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Hunter Biden drank the blood of a bald Eagle in the pantry of a Marxist pizzeria!
- I feel like a fox new reporter 😎
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So this is 41. It's actually my birthday at 1.33pm, so just having a glass of wine with mum before we head off 🙂 No rush today. How do I look?
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@DeanEggitt
Seems compassion and understanding aren't either. Housebound patients do occasionally need to get out of the house when they can for other appointments that can't be done at home or their sanity. They are allowed some quality of life when they can get it.
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I don't post much about the royals, but I'm not a fan in general, but this photo. I like Harry. He seems a good egg. I'm glad he seems to have found a happy life. His own life. But wow, that reminded me of his mum. I think she'd be proud of at least one of her sons 😊
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@AliBushell
@CUBAGWYNFOR
Crikey. Poor bloke. I know its not ideal but bring him inside and make him a hot drink! This government is so cruel we're going to have to look after each other more to make it through this winter and hope we get them out and labour in sooner rather than later.
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How to have a beach body - take body to beach - ta da!
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I'm out and on my way home. Low chance of it being cancer there just because really not a common cancer but having investigative surgery in January to check and get a biopsy if needed, then go on from there. It still might be nothing at all.
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@laraeparker
Been doing this whole isolation thing years before it got all mainstream and cool 😉
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@joshmcgoo
Welcome to having a uterus. Apparently, they don't hurt, and we should just breathe and imagine we're on a sunny beach, and stop pretending we're in pain - quote from every doctor since I was born.
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She's got a really bad UTI! I've never been so happy! Her urine is chocked full of protein and blood. Without a scan they can't tell much more but didn't want to put her through the additional stress today. She's had a big shot of antibiotics at the vets to kick start things, and
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@JonnyGucks
Oh god, washed up on the beach even broke my cold, dead heart 😭
And I can't watch anything where a dog dies! That's a hard no!
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About to have dinner. Do I look sparkly and Christmas enough?
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@drjanaway
Welcome to my (and other CEV folks) shield wall! Thank you for making it a little safer for us 😃
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Guys - Doris had her first proper walk in her battle wagon!!! She absolutely loved it!! She's not managed to go for her normal walks for at least a year or so now. Best day ever!
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@RussInCheshire
I suddenly start seeing a lot of noise about voting for smaller parties instead of Labour as well. "To make a real difference" or some other nonsense. Always felt like they were trying to make other parties sound like they stood a chance and loose Labour votes and nothing else.
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@Theholisticpsyc
When my dad would threaten my mum would never see me again if she left him - still a time husbands could get full custody just to spite the mother. I'd get so upset and think I was going to be taken away from my mum. These rows happened from as young as I can remember.
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"Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again, and then the dragons arrived..."
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I don't wear dresses very often anymore but I just saw this in the sale and according to the size chart I'm band on the last size they had in stock. And they had an extra 20% off site wide. So if it fits, I'm now a DINOSAUR DRESS GIRL!!! 😃😃😃
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This is bullshit - if you have any MH problems never feel shamed for doing whatever you need to control it. Brains are dickheads. It often takes more than a walk in a green space to get them to behave. If a walk does fix your mood - you probably don't really have MH problems 🤨
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We're up to the moody teenage years 😱 I was bullied mercilessly for being fat, hairy and ugly. Oh, babe - you were gorgeous!
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I've only made an apple crumble like a ruddy domestic goddess!!!!
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All you fools panic buying petrol - my folks have panic bought Christmas Dinner to go in the freezer just incase 😃
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I'm old enough to remember when Prom was called the school disco and nobody wanted to go.
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@TinyWriterLaura
Bloody hell what century are we living in!?
Is this why they don't offer any pain relief for smear test and IUD's.
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I forgot about this t-shirt I found - bit much to wear to a liver biopsy appointment? 🤔🤣
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It's gone 1.33pm - my birth time! It's officially my birthday now 😃
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I can't write this out again.
We're back from the vets and it's the bad news we were expecting.
Doris is going to get spoilt rotten for the time left that we have her now 🥰
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@Fenella_Rhodes
@electra316
Yeah, because when you're caught off guard and suddenly stopped by a man larger than yourself who is telling you you're arrested and all the rest of it - you're totally I'm the right head space to check all that. And what would you do if he isn't legit? Will he let you go?🤨
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@craddock1970
@sascampaigns
@SouthernWater
@mariacaulfield
@sussex_bythesea
That's disgusting. Are local hospitals and gps getting more patients with problems relating to this? I remember as kid the surfing community did a big campaign against this sort of thing because they were suffering for it. It can't be good for seaside towns tourism.
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@JoannaNoBanana
Comfortable seating. It's a simple thing, but being able to comfortably sit down and curl up or put my feet up makes a huge difference.
Access to bathrooms that aren't 6 flights of stairs away or on the other side of the building.
Free drinking water.
Decent understanding people.
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Just an almost 40 year old, single, childless, woman who has houseplants and a "side of the bed" with her dog, and very happy 😊 I love that just that alone pisses off the right people 😆
Snuggle buddies for life ❤️💕❤️
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Definitely not 1930s Germany behaviour. Definitely not proving Gary right 👀
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@Cullum3Cullum
@simonharris_mbd
There's a heavy "don't mention diana" vibe to it all. Complete propaganda mode has been turned on for camilla. And definitely nobody mention how she was originally only allowed to marry Charles if she never became queen but a consort 👀
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I just called the gp back and got an appointment for today after pointing out I can see the results on the patient app and Tuesdays a bit of a wait to find out what going on!
Also told them they might want to review what they release on the patient app 👀
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Do you think Yorkshire can try this as well? Goverments making such a bugger of it, maybe going back to Danelaw could work 🤔🤣
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Do Boris next! 😃
“This is a huge development.” Final preparations being made to arrest Donald Trump next week. Trump will “be fingerprinted and processed like every other defendant”. The Secret Service will make the decision whether to handcuff the former president or not. (Video: Fox News)
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