DarDar Byrne🇵🇸🤝🇮🇪
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Part time athlete🏐🏃♂️ part time riphead🍻 Full time Dilf🤣 24
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Lying in bed and Lauren turns around to me and goes “it’s mad that both your nannys are dead” like ye sound for the reminder hahahahahaha
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Looked online for a counsellor, place says open at 4pm so I ring at 4pm, automated voice says open 9am-1pm Monday to Friday and that right there just sums up the mental health services in this country
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It’s honestly mad that the zoo got more media coverage than the 6000+ photos leaked init hahahahaha countries major backwards animals matter women don’t
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A year ago today I had a failed suicide attempt. 365 days later and I’m a new person. I’m happy in who I am and happy with the people I have around me. It’s a bad day not a bad life and it’s definitely okay to not be okay.
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Passed me driving test today, running a marathon next month, potentially doing a triathlon in June and currently in counselling to sort out the mental health👌🏾 Gonna have to set new goals for the 2nd half of 2022 because I’m currently smashing mine gettup✅
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Hate when girls send you a snapchat or their Calvin Klein thong and you reply and they start sending selfies and all like relax I only replied to see your arse ye horror
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You think you’ve seen it all until you see Conor McGregor on stage in with a bottle of proper twelve as Denis Sulta plays Foggy Dew. Only in D8 what a magical place
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It’s mad how there’s people out there we don’t know yet that will have an impact on our lives in the future and how there’s people who have had a big impact on our lives already but are now strangers to us.
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Floyds mates left 3 hours ago and he’s regretting not leaving with them
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My ma always told me not to post when we’re going away online so people wont know there’s no one in the gaff incase anyone wants to try rob the gaff🤣
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Remember it’s okay to not be okay, if you’re feeling down please speak up because there’s a lot of people who love you that are willing to listen🙏 Hope everyone’s In a good place mentally & if not my DMs are always open❤️
#WorldMentalHealthDay
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You think lockdowns been hard for your mental health? Well try supporting Liverpool during it wow they’d break your heart
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Had mad stomach pain on the bus so went to get off and I’m after collapsing and my whole body was numb for 2/3 mins so i had to get an ambulance to the hospital hahahahahah woke up with half the bus standing over me hahah I give myself the ick
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Everyone thinking bank of Ireland is spitting out free money is gonna have some shock when they check their account in a few days and it’s heavy in the minus🤣🤣👀
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One of the lads in work turned around dead serious in the middle of spar and asked one of the other lads “Would you give me mouth to mouth if I needed it” hahahaha get me home
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Went out in Town lastnight with the lads and some girl was talking to me and I told her I was seeing someone and she just turned around and told me I’m lying like no wonder girls do be paro when there fellas go out without them cause other girls are mad tramps hahahahaha
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Been struggling mentally the last few months so decided to tell Lauren about it & deleted a few of my socials and I’m not saying it’s gotten any better but it definitely hasn’t gotten any worse👍🏽
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Might be just me being a fat cunt but I truly believe that delivery drivers should have sirens on their cars so they can deliver your food faster
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Lauren’s ma doesn’t want to be a nanny yet so me &
@lauren2jennings
are proud parents of the cutest Rottweiler there is🥺 Twitter people say hello to Bella
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The difference exercising regularly and not drinking does for your head👌🏾 Was at a low point in the run up to xmas and I just changed my life around got out running/gym and off the gargle and all the other bollox that comes with it and I feel like a different man 2022 is my year
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I’m someone’s oufella🤯 So in love with you son, welcome baby Kai Thiago Byrne into this world👑💙
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Some poor soul is after taking his life at Drumcondra station this morning😣 Thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends🙏🙏
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Well what a fucking year it’s been!!! (And we’re only 5 months in) All my goals for the year smashed✅ Barcelona marathon complete in an official time of 3:43:46🏃♂️ From trying to take me own life 2 months ago to now being on top of the world I won the mental battle today👌🏾
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Men’s mental health is major not talked about, I suffered/still suffer with my mental health, I’ve got friends who suffer with mental health and friends who’ve died because of their mental health but I can count on one hand how many times these friends have tried to talk about it
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Just over a year suicide attempt free and I’ve cut down my drink & drug intake majorly, coincidence? I think not👍🏽 Miss a good rip but is it worth it if it’s gonna put your life at risk? No chance
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This bird kept asking me to dance lastnight and I really didn’t want to but I still can’t believe my excuse for not dancing with her was that my physio said I’m not allowed dance for the next two weeks hahahaha
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I think having sex with your pet anywhere is illegal
Having sex with your pet in the room feels very illegal to me
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Still dunno how theory test’s and driving lessons aren’t classed as essential
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Fire brigade, which acts as an ambulance also being burnt is just fucking brain dead????
Brief video obtained by The Journal of a Dublin Fire Brigade appliance that was attacked this evening on Parnell street.
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◦Order Chinese
◦Eat the arse off of said Chinese
◦Lie in bed with stomach pains full to the neck
◦Repeat
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Getting insured on my first car, moving in with Lauren and also going to become a da all in the next few weeks🙌🏽 Everything’s coming up Milhouse yeow🤌🏽
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Little group of 16/17 year olds nearly put my apartment window through lastnight, keep coming into apartment block pulling the fire alarm and volleying the neighbours doors surely that means they’re fair game for a hiding?? Someone tell me I’m right so I can do it
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Through 5th and 6th year I suffered with my mental health, almost killed myself once and wanted to drop out of school numerous times, disappointed with my overall points but happy to say I sat and passed my leaving cert. NOW WHOS COMING ON THE FUCKING RIP
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Fair City’s on tomorrow but there’ll be plenty of Irish oulones watching coronation street instead, and yeno why because that’s what they enjoy and it’s also better quality👍🏽 Dunno why people are tryna force the league on people
There’s 2 League Of Ireland games on today but you’ll have thousands of barstooler Man United fans packed into the Aviva today thinking there hardcore cause they go the game once a year. I hope they get slapped and play their under 15s. Support the League Of Ireland. 👍
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Some 8 year olds after rocking past me vaping in a Canada goose jacket with his oulone and saying “what are you looking at”to me hahahahahah
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Just over one year since my last suicide attempt and have to say I am in a much better state mentally so if you’re having a bad day today just keep trucking because it does get better🙏 Also don’t be afraid to speak out and get help because it’s the best thing I ever did🙌🏽
Remember it’s okay to not be okay, if you’re feeling down please speak up because there’s a lot of people who love you that are willing to listen🙏 Hope everyone’s In a good place mentally & if not my DMs are always open❤️
#WorldMentalHealthDay
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You know they’ve moved on when they don’t text you when there drunk anymore😂
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Hahahahaha scrolling through my insta everyday
She’s poxy
Banged her
Poxy
Some sponsored ad about something I was talking about earlier
Poxy
One the lads poxy ex’s
My poxy ex
Banged her
Ever get in one them moods that has ye scrolling down twitter and you’re just thinking
Prick
Prick
Prick
Ugly
Prick
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That fucking prick again
Prick
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Me and Lauren are together 2 and a half years, have raised a baby together for the last 6 months but are only going on our first cinema date tonight🤣 Thanks to the brother covid saved me a fortune he did👀
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Go into Penney’s wired after a night out pick meself up a housecoat, ankle socks and back to the afters
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25 years young, rich & famous just goes to show that mental health can affect anyone, look out for yourselves and look out for your mates🤝❤️ RIP Fez
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Texting a 16 year old but waiting until she’s 17 to have sex is still fucking dodgy especially when you’re a 27 year old man🤮 Poor girl wasn’t old enough to buy a box of smokes or a pint and you’re on the prowl you filthy bastard
A few months ago, false allegations were made about me. Despite not being investigated or verified, these allegations were spread widely, the effects of which I am still processing. I hope the below can close this chapter.
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Ma’s after ringing me to tell me the poor oul postman’s after dislocating his shoulder carrying a sack full of cards for me into the gaff hahahahaha happy Valentine’s Day laa speedy recovery x
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I had to get a bus & train to work and it would take me 2 hours to get in and 2 hours to get home but now that I drive it’s a 35-45 minute drive depending on traffic? Why would I use public transport and lose the guts of 2.5 hours a day
The Dublin rush hour now starts before 7am. People seem to have shifted their work times rather than shift mode of transport. Car addiction is powerful.
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Not messing food dudes is probably the reason I can’t eat 99% of fruit & veg absolutely traumatised me🤣 Nearly crying trying to eat cucumbers and tomatoes for a fucking little bean bag ball
feel like we should talk about how ridiculous food dudes was?? To encourage healthy eating habits was grand but they force fed children vegetables ? i remember a teacher holding a kid's mouth shut so they'd eat, others getting sick on the table. the hell was that about like
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Instead of asking me to move out of her way, some woman just wheeled her little electric scooter into the back of my leg like absolutely sound hahahaha ye little gremlin of a thing I hope her scooter falls apart
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First day in the new apartment🏡 Here’s to the next chapter of our lives, Buzzing it feels like Christmas🤣🙌🏽
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My girlfriend ladies and gentlemen👏I’ve to put up with her saying stuff like this on the daily😅
Still can’t believe I used to think a baby Guinness was just Guinness poured into a smaller glass
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It’s good to see a video out here blaming the men for doing it rather than blaming women for what they wear, or for walking alone at night etc👍🏽
Most guys don’t look in the mirror & see a problem. But it’s staring us in the face. Sexual violence begins long before you think it does.
#DontBeThatGuy
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Went for a dip with the lads tonight and Adam said he needed a piss turn around and he has his dick out pissing in the water asked him why doesn’t he just leave his dick in his shorts and piss and he said he didn’t want to get piss on his shorts I nearly drowned from laughing🤣🤣
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Fall out of a pub at 5pm and half the pub end up back in someone’s kitchen🤣 Why do the government still listen to NPHET going into our 3rd year of this bollox and we’ve just gone in circles👍🏽 Never ending at this stage
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Do ye ever see them girls that love to whack up all these tweets about their fellas leaving them or cheating on them after all these months nal but do them youngones never just look in the mirror and realise that their fellas ripped them off cause they’re fucking ugly cunts like
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Honestly just throw me €150 and I’ll put it on a 5 team accumulator I’ll only take 20% at-least then you’ll have some chance of getting money back. Donkeys think they’re in the wolf of Wall Street🤣🤣
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Lauren’s ma is now a dog nanny and a soon to be real nanny🤣 Roll on September❤️
Lauren’s ma doesn’t want to be a nanny yet so me &
@lauren2jennings
are proud parents of the cutest Rottweiler there is🥺 Twitter people say hello to Bella
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How can the English/Americans see this & all the other damage Israel have done to Palestinians over the years and somehow see Palestine as the villain for fighting back?
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4am pissing out of the heavens and ye try tell a taxi man you’re going to Darndale goodluck🤣 I’ve had taxi men drop me 10 mins from my house because they wouldn’t go into Darndale hahahaaha
The taxi situation in Dublin is absolutely horrendous at the moment. It now feels like you have won the lottery when you manage to get a taxi home. This is beyond an inconvenience now, it’s a safety issue.
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Never been a fan of the Garda but what has he done that he deserves to be killed for?? Poor man in work with probably a wife and kid at home worried sick about him and these scripted think attacking him is the way to go🤦♂️ Attack the government no one else for fucksake
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Love island is good and all but twitter after an episode of love island is top tier hahahaha
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Went hospital lastnight at 10:30 and I wasn’t seen to until 9 o’ clock this morning and when I was seen to they told me that there are no podiatrist’s free today to assess my injury and to come back tomorrow morning to be seen by one. Health system is a joke in this country
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Update: Have made 4 of them cry since this
Little group of 16/17 year olds nearly put my apartment window through lastnight, keep coming into apartment block pulling the fire alarm and volleying the neighbours doors surely that means they’re fair game for a hiding?? Someone tell me I’m right so I can do it
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Mans rattled by a youngfella from coolock doing well for himself🤣 Bet if he was from Blackrock setting up coffee shops using his oul lads money ye wouldn’t give a fuck
Conor Ryan is defo money laundering
Surely he’s washing money through his ‘businesses’, there’s no way he’s making profit or even breaking even with 100% of his start ups. Bloke has a coffee trailer in priorswood in Coolock as a flagship, no way there’s more than 20 or so
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If you’re not on the M50 before 7am you’d wanna have a packed lunch with ye place is like a fucking car park good luckkkkk
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Over 3,000 cases today & I’ve to go work on a smelly site with hundreds of random cunts from all over the country we love to see it
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Ordered a wowburger in swords and Lauren’s burger came with loads of toppings I didn’t ask for so rang up about it and your man was like there’s nothing we can do? Pretty sure you could send us out the right food fucking arsehole
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Moving into my own apartment with Laur & Kai next week life’s all good and then me car kills itself lastnight🤝 Absolutely sound the nippers not getting a thing off of Santy at this rate🤣
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Almost as bad as 16 year old girls who go home with a new fella every weekend
Fellas that take there tops off when there out need to get in the bin with themselves you's unattractive fucks
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Woke up late missed the start of the race so had to run it on my own, carrying a knock from during the week, getting sick from 7k onwards all excuses I could’ve used but I didn’t👍🏽10k pb during the week and now after taking 10 mins off my half marathon pb GEDDUP🏃♂️🚀
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Crashing the car with the nipper in the back wasn’t how I had planned my banker to go but anyhow👍🏽 Cars probably wrote off but atleast me and the nipper are all good isn’t it happy fucking banker
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Nothing funnier than thinking you got a belter of a snap on a night out and then looking at it sober the next morning and you’re absolutely mangled in it🤣🤣
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Honestly rather be single & happy than be in a toxic relationship were there’s fights and lack of trust like I don’t see how someone can be with someone that doesn’t make them happy
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Burger King over McDonald’s and that’s just the truth x
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I've some record outside that kip, 11-0 I'd l say🤣 Place was fucking mayhem
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Went into this cycle a few years ago & it ended with me nearly ending my life. Honestly such a scary thing if you ever see yourself or your mates getting into this cycle talk to them it really helps trust me
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I’d pack me bags and leave there and then🤣🤣
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Spot on, had a few problems I bottled up for a while end up talking to a few friends and family about it and honestly it’s like a weight lifted off your shoulder, it’s okay to not be okay!!
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Walk out of that Technology exam realizing that I’m done school forever, I’m going Santa Ponsa in 8 days and I’m in the shape of me life yup life is good who wants a thump
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Serious amount of young lives being lost lately🤯😔Thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends❤️
A friend, a brother, a teammate. RIP Eoghan. You brought so much happiness to everyone around you. Hope you found peace brother ❤️
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3 years of loving this one🤍 And the last year has been the best of them all🙌🏽 Here’s to many more..
@lauren2jennings
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23rd rotation of the sun complete ✅A year of big ups & big downs but probably the most enjoyable year of them all🙌🏽 Here’s hoping the next 365 is just as good🤝 Happy birthday to the biggest DILF this side of the Liffey(me😉)
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Kinda worries me when a couples been together for ages and then they break up for no real reason like wtf how can you spend so much time on one person and just walk away like it’s nothing
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Walking up the stairs after your ma makes you pork chops for dinner
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Just found out Neil from the inbetweeners is the voice of “Scoop” in Bob the builder my heads gone going to need 3 working days for my brain to process that
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Surely it was the other way around? Everyone was 085 and if ye weren’t ye got some stick for it no
Remember in the early 2000s having an 085 number was like being a second class citizen?
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Ran my first ever sub 19 min 5k today(18:49) beating my pb by 30 seconds that I’ve had for 4 years🚀 That’s a new pb for 1k, 5k, 10k, 10 mile and half marathon all in the past 2 months✅ Going into the barca marathon next week in the best shape possible buzzing for it🇪🇸
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The oufellas a DPD driver and I was out in the van with him a couple weeks ago and he had an electric bike so rang up ahead to make sure there were no kids in the house. Big up all the delivery drivers who do this helping keep the magic of Christmas going👏
DPD driver at home usually leaves packages outside the house but last week knocked on the door and told my sister “I’ve a package here that I don’t think little eyes should see, where shall I put it” it was one of my 4 year old nieces Christmas gifts.
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Dublin half marathon done today🏃♂️ Haven’t ran a 5/10k since May, set myself a goal of 2 hours and absolutely smashed it🙌🏽 Onto the full marathon now next year
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If I had €5 for every time a Forex Trader tried to follow me on insta I’d be fucking loaded let me tell ye
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Imagine a vegetarian voting to try stop us eating meat, it wouldn’t happen so I don’t see why pro-lifers are voting against abortion. If you don’t want an abortion don’t get one but don’t stop others from having the choice of one just because you don’t want one.
#RepealThe8th
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Happy Father’s Day to me❤️ I’m forever grateful to be your oul lad, you are my whole life and I love you more than anything son🙏 It’s me & you forever kid❤️ Also Happy Father’s Day to all you oufellas out there have a good one lads x
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Paddy the baddy getting the W and giving a speech about men’s mental health👏 Bring a tear to your eye seeing him cry in the ring after his friends suicide as you’ll never walk alone plays through the speakers😢
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