@TheFreds I went off it around the time I got knocked back for the coaches job at that women's college.

@wiseconnector Because sometimes People don't believe that I won the swaithe working men's club crown green bowling championship in 1992, perhaps I should mention it more.

@benonwine Commies don't resign, best of luck

Good morning from beautiful mullion bay

@CarolineLucas @johnharris1969 I'm sorry and you are who? Pipe down luv

@PulaRJS Because it's bullshit?

@ClarkeMicah We've got a rich history of punching above our weight, our bowmen made mincemeat out of far larger opposition, a small island which empire spread so vast, the sun never set, it's only bankrupting ourselves for the good of mankind that's seen us in this position.

@lippyent Be bop boop, hello human. Be bop.

@RadioGenoa Oh nooooo, promise you'll write sob sob, I'll be waving my hanky at the airport.

RT @elonmusk: Yup

@TheRealDudja Are you absolutely sure because I have ferrero rocher?

@PaulMaccio @ClarkeMicah @Skool_Dog That's about the size of it.

@JoeLee88142945 @Marys_Miles @ClarkeMicah @cjsnowdon I try to reign it in at the bowls, anyway sore subject, my comeback to the adrenaline fuelled bowls was short-lived, job can't let it happen.

RT @veritasalways1: @NadiaWhittomeMP

@IanCrossland British bulldog with a flattened ball was too much of a tongue twister

@FreddieBailey96 £250 a month? When I claimed it was about £900, a kings random, unfortunately rent £700 and electric £120, leaves not a great deal for essentials such as crack and frosty jack's. Thank god I got a job.

RT @benonwine: Would you put one of these Patriotic Jackets on your dog? 😂

@BGatesIsaPyscho Islam

@Fasgadh27 @CarolineLucas Of course she does, she's bonkers

@CarolineLucas Don't worry Caroline you'll be getting reform soon enough.