Dankmaster1996
@Dankmaster1996
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IRC crew Subcool | Crippy unravelled | CripXmas creator | Where story, art, and form rule—never corporate | DC/VA
DC /VA
Joined December 2022
@HerbsNOW_USA The CripXmas Origin Story It all began quietly, long before CripXmas became a whispered name among serious preservationists. I started with a seed run: 26 seedlings from Tampa Crippy B × Xmas Bud ’79 (C selection) and 3 seedlings from Tampa Crippy A × Xmas Bud ’79 (C). Early
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Same grower, same run, my genetics, unfinished flower. If none of these hit, that’s evidence of how fragile modern genetics have become.
Modern cannabis lost the plot. Overbuilt limonene, no depth, no body — just harsh lemon and eye pressure. If this is called “fire,” there is no standard. Real cannabis had balance and synergy. This is why old lines mattered… and why they’re coming back.
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This is the true expression of Cripxmas A. She shows up sativa dom, but doesn't grow, flower or finish like a typical sativa, and delivers more real potency than most. After this, everything else feels incomplete from synergy and entourage with cannabinoid and terpene chemistry.
Pressure skunk from @Dankmaster1996 reeks of wintergreen with a bit of pine I can’t wait for her to finish!
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This is a Sigma Crippy top...who wouldn't want this at only 49 days flowering 🤔
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Sigma Crippy is about quality, restoration, and speed. Yield isn’t measured in nug size — it’s measured in cycles per year. Fast flowering only matters when quality doesn’t collapse. This one doesn’t.
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When you know you’re holding something rare — and no one else has original stock — the signal starts showing up on its own. Note Firehead’s comment. This is exactly why CripXmas + DMS preservation will deliver an UNMATCHED experience when it inevitably hits dispensary menus.
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Modern cannabis lost the plot. Overbuilt limonene, no depth, no body — just harsh lemon and eye pressure. If this is called “fire,” there is no standard. Real cannabis had balance and synergy. This is why old lines mattered… and why they’re coming back.
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Heads up — the volume is about to begin. Orders are already coming in, and as things ramp up I’ll be opening more affiliate-marketing spots with custom coupon codes. If you’re interested in being part of the early wave, stay tuned — I’ll announce openings as volume scales.
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Thank you so much @Dankmaster1996 ! Excellent vacuum jar with some special genetics that will bring back the old school terps and structures.
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And for anyone who grew up with certain Florida expressions in the 90s… that cold pine signature hits a very familiar place 🌲❄️
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Now I can actually articulate what connects Corn and A2: they both tap into that rare cold pine clarity that’s mostly disappeared from modern profiles. Not genetic, not lineage — just shared sensory DNA.
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Both carry pieces of that effect profile — the clean mental edge, the cooling pine sensation, the grounding undercurrent, and the physical comfort without fog. CHX didn’t “create” anything here.What it did was help me recognize what I had been trying to describe for years.
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That experience finally gave me the sensory vocabulary I needed. Once I recognized the pattern in CHX, I suddenly noticed the same cold-pine indicators showing up in two of my other favorites: • Corn • A2
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Mixing CHX with A2 triggered something... CHX carried the closest version of that “cold pine” sensory signature I’ve experienced in a long time — a mix of sharp pine, a cooling edge, and a darker underlying tone that gives the whole effect more depth and seriousness.
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Anyone who remembers certain early-90s expressions knows exactly what I mean — that icy, crystalline sensation layered over deep clarity and physical calm.
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How CHX Helped Me Identify the “Cold Pine” Effect Signature in Corn and A2 For a long time I couldn’t put my finger on whats missing from most modern pine-leaning profiles. The pine was there… but cold wasn’t 🤔
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Anyone who already holds CHX from last year’s giveaway is encouraged to store them safely. Those packs were not part of the controlled distribution and are extremely rare.
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📌 What this means going forward •Only four remaining retail bonus packs will ever exist. •All future access will occur through licensing channels only. •CHX is now classified as a protected genetic asset under the DMS program.
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Because these traits have direct commercial and research implications, unrestricted public distribution is no longer appropriate.
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This includes: •markedly reduced oxidation •enhanced long-term aromatic stability •structural preservation during extended cure •synergy with DMS nutrient-depletion finishing
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