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@DankPhilly
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@JEWFR0 @LicensePlateGuy Spoiler alert…I’m still working on it
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@FowlBallTalk Isn’t this what slipknot used to wear?
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@uptheclarets19 @letitblc @ChrisFromGA68 You think we’re going qb with #3 or you think daboll is trying to hype up Sanders for a possible trade down spot?
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@basedpsycho @machineiv @SxarletRed @acnewsitics Get enough of us in the streets and they’ll just shoot us
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@faliqfahmie @BethxMitch @SxarletRed @acnewsitics Idk that seems pretty tame to me. Not going to accomplish anything by rapping into a megaphone to 100 people. We had BLM protests all over the world. Does America still have a militarized police force that abuses its power constantly with total impunity? I’ll wait
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@BethxMitch @SxarletRed @acnewsitics Let me know when this works
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@machineiv @SxarletRed @acnewsitics Where? Haven’t seen one yet. I live in one of the biggest college towns in the US. Nothing on the Capitol. Nothing near campus. Where’s Jill Stein? Most of y’all didn’t even know Israel/Palestine was a thing until 15 months ago like it hasn’t been going on for 80 years. Jog on.
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@SxarletRed @acnewsitics Y’all pretty quiet now 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@MizJfromtheDot The cops shoot us if we protest past curfew
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@SomaKazima “Aaannndd what’s this one” Me: “…south Virginia?”
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@greg16676935420 I heard Guam’s nice
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@I_amMukhtar *Trump starts massive deportation operation* This girl: “DAMN YOU JOE BIDEN!!!”
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@JA17MVP I’m almost convinced that being in bed with almost every gambling app has to affect the outcome of some of these games. Like they say “the house always wins”
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@1alvo_lad @AB84 Sorry I’m in baseball mode with all this Pete Alonso stuff poppin up…to the house my bad lol
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@1alvo_lad @AB84 95 TDs on 549 receptions is nasty. Like 20% of his catches went yard
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@Gerald26608863 @Alphafox78 @krassenstein Half of this country has completely lost the plot. Isn’t the right supposed to be the “family values” and “protect the children” party? Unless we’re talking about feeding them…or housing them…or educating them…or anything that actually betters their life
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@notcapnamerica Good. That’s the point of life in jail innit?
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@KickinitwitKeef I’d smoke with @metsbatflip1
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