I realise my Twitter is properly schizophrenic. If you aren't keen on the heavy metal and coolness & want more of the marketing stuff you might prefer my LinkedIn.

@Otto_English Same guy who threw a strop when a Tesla shareholder questioned whether they should be paying him many multiples more than the company generates too. Here lies irony.

@RpsAgainstTrump Actual footage of Trump visiting California and turning on the water

@Erik_Quill Jasta's album last year was one of the best collections of lifting tunes in aaaages

@screamingfrog Nice one. Thanks for the response 👍

@benonwine Nope. I'm missing an apostrophe though, you don't happen to have seen it do you?

@TrveCvltPop @BangersP @rrusa @Roadrunner_UK Pretty sure they put this out for £2.99 on vinyl back in the day. Dunno about "best" release but check out the tracklist and tell me this wasn't their "best value" release ever

@Stephenheid @LondonEconomic Nah. You have to go to Royston Vasey, round up everyone you can find, and squeeze them all into an ill-fitting suit

@GingerWildheart He claims to offer young men simple solutions to things simple adolescent brains perceive as huge barriers to happiness, namely lack of money and lack of sex.

@dhh @wilschroter I'm not sure the 2 things compare. It seems like you just wanted people to keep their politics off of internal company channels. Quite reasonable Meta employees are being asked to knowingly enable the spread of misinformation that could pose a real danger to them. Not reasonable

Current affairs TV hosts: "Elon Musk, the world's richest man posted on X..." What they should say: "Elon Musk, the richest, yet somehow unhappiest nerd on the planet posted on X..."

@JamesBWatt Another basic non-punk take from the Wattman. Can you just rebrand your beer "Britpop IPA" and be done with it?

@elonmusk Doesn't work like that. This is basically the equivalent of James Corden asking Elon Musk to ban guns

@JamesBWatt That's a Punk take right there

@aleksic @cmonjussthetip @bog_beef

@cmonjussthetip @bog_beef Subtract what Americans have to spend on healthcare, guns, and tipping everybody that glances in their general direction from what a yank earns and you'll find those UK salaries stack up nicely

@JBradshawLLB This

@joshtyler Unless people stop interacting with Google, Bing etc. to find information then SEO is safe. There will ALWAYS be a specific skillset required to market yourself on these platforms. Let's call that "SEO" The rules might change, some will adapt, some not so much

@TheCinesthetic Inside Number 9 - The Twelve Days of Christine

@danbarker That reads like she's someone who spends far too much time on the hustlebro corners of LinkedIn