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@nevesimpson
I can guarantee someone, probably Neve, will have ordered a korma and, to me, korma is pointless... futile. I won't touch it.
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@LCFC
Deffo flash their phone torches at home games as well. Should be put into administration for that behaviour
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@MichaelH_1997
But I also guarantee someone else, probably Pete, is already eyeing up my bhunas - they're MY bhunas, Pete!
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Weird bunch these lot 🤣😂 nah never mind the family let’s gan see wor Bobby
He was born at 20:26 last night and there was only 1 place we were going when we were discharged from the RVI this morning ⚫️⚪️❤️
@jamiereuben
@ghodoussi
@alanshearer
@SBRFoundation
what a time to join the
@NUFC
family, 15hrs old 🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Some lass just put on a snapchat story "ready far too early for Sainsbury's 😂😂". Calm down pet daint want you going too wild
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If someone said to me at the start of the year in the situation I was in, that I would be living in LA, on manhattan beach and coaching footy for a job, would’ve laughed in ya face 😬
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@Joe081223
Special bunch these lot. Probably seen us play more times than you’ve seen the mags play ya little helmet. Bet ya were quiet af leaving the ground and didn’t say nowt till ya got home 🤣
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Nowt worse than rude drivers. Aye nee bother I'll let ya through ya fucking prick
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Congratulations
@NUFC
for winning the litter picking cup and giving it a good go for the Trafalgar Square cup, sadly they couldn’t win that either 😂 winning at Wembley isn’t for everyone 😘
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Got to start work the morra @ 9:54am on the dot. Who the fuck does the rota and puts someone in @ 9:54am. Why not 9:55? Or 10? Or never? 🙃
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If ya still setting fireworks off toneet, ya need to gra up and ya a nonce
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If I went on the way yæ did, I wouldn't be able to look at myself without being sick pahahaha 😳
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Andy slated is for so long yet he has turned up to Hammond's wearing his 'new purchase'
http://t.co/jJFRMn5zlf
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Oh how I’ve missed Sunderland, people wearing 95’s, shouting “hew shit buck” and sniffing lines in pub toilets. Nice to be home 🤗
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Cheers Graham from east coast, was looking forward to Liverpool, now that ya've gave es a shite hair cut, I daint even wanna gan. Dickhead 🙃
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@AmadMackem
Said exactly this since league one days when he couldn’t command his box and never see him talking to his CB’s. Is he actually that good?
Don’t worry though he’s a local lad so its areet 👍
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BREAKING NEWS: Adam Johnson has been giving parol and has been spotted in the blue bell.
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Swimming off the coast of LA in the Pacific Ocean with an American bird is exactly what I could get used to like
#thisonetimeatbandcamp
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Thought I was gonna miss out on sport when I didn't renew me TV license, turns out every fucker on here is a sky sports news reporter
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@stid123863
@JamesCopley_
Happy with that. Didn’t read the full story as i was sitting on a plane waiting to take off at the time hahaha
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Good win that 👏 refereeing in that league is up there with the worst. Every single week
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Cracking Sunday viewing 👏🏻
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Ah the good old, ooooo look at me I go to work early in the morning and I'm knackered tweet
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How does Apple expect most people to have 5GB free to download iOS8 like. Idiots. 😤😡
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One of the most overrated players to grace this earth Saint-Maximin like
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@Capt_Fishpaste
Already past the point of being boring. Would anyone be arsed if he left now? Fucked us around that much, people would happily see us go back into the shite we have just got ourselves out of by offering stupid money to keep players. No one is bigger than the club. 👋👋
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Didn’t know whether to go in pool, jacuzzi or sit in the sun and overlook Palos Verdes this morning, so done all three 🙄
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Me mar not making me bait for work man. There's 20 bin lids coming off ya board next month
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Could not think of a better way to end 2016 than trekking to Burnley to watch us lose 4-1.
@SunderlandAFC
this is why I love you
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Don’t tweet about the mags
Don’t tweet about the mags
Don’t tweet about the mags
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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Just got our new toilet seat today. In traditional man style first thing I do is piss all owa it just to annoy me mar hahaha 😜
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Trafalgar Square cup
Newcastle fans take over London ahead of tomorrow's Carabao Cup final at Wembley! 🔲⏳
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If a look to the right there is lovely motorway. If I look left there is more motorway, really am loving this fine stretch of motorway 😞💤👀
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Hahahahahaha surely with all that money ya should have a decent players and depth to be able to play Tuesday / Saturday 😲
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Remember when a had me first pint and sat at the back of the coach trying to start songs off
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@HutchMicky
@CavCraig87
Hahahahahah
@HutchMicky
, nee idea which one you are in ya pic but can’t take any slander off a bloke wearing flossy’s or chinos and a Ireland hoodie, someone come pick their da up from the lads trip
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How we didn’t win the game is baffling like 🤯 could be a blessing in disguise 09 is suspended next week, blokes a car crash waiting to happen
#SAFC
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Every single member of the "Palace Ultra's" should gan boil their heeds like, bunch of fucking virgins
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That weekend away in Liverpool was lethal like, gutted to be home now like hew ☹️
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When did everyone on insta and Snapchat become weather reporters like?? Appreciate the updates, keep forgetting me house has nee windows
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Funny af seeing people make so much effort for the gym. Aye ya garn to the gym not Paris or Milan
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Have ya even voted if you haven't put a photo of ya polling station or "I'm voting labour" filter on every form of social media
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Shoutout to the Wi-Fi providers of the NE postcode for getting the city back up and running after weeks of it being down 👏
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@FootyAccums
If the whole process hadn’t been an absolute shambles yes. However no comment from the club regarding Keane, no update on any process. Suppose that’s what happens when you have tories running the club! Sacking a manager the day before deadline day 🤯
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What a night man, got a surprise party for me going away and did not expect it in the slightest, absolutely amazing and couldn’t thank everyone enough. Love ya’s all ❤️❤️
@MichaelH_1997
@lowes_andy
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@UberFacts
don't think I'll be wanting fowatee fowa notifications a day like
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Lad I’m living with in LA supports Man Utd...Of course you do son, you’re from Yeovil ya fkn melt
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@dan_telfer24
Doubt you seen him the other week tho as he passed away in March this year so that definitely didn’t happen.
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Ere
@Beyonce
I've got a 13 and a half hour shift tomorra, would appreciate it if ya shut the fuck up so I can get some kip. Cheers luv x
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@SAFCFANSVIEW
Don’t worry tho he’s home grown and everyone gets a boner owa him so he won’t be in the wrong. The fucking idiot
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@lowes_andy
@MichaelH_1997
aye was gonna say ya only dee it when ya pissed, but that is on a very regular basis
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Got nee social life like, daint even worry about money coz I never have the time to spend it. Live to work
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Been up about fotty fowa hours and I’m more fucked than a benders arsehole
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