8:30 a.m.—I hop on the L train for my commute to work.
8:32 a.m.—It occurs to me that if the L were a subway in the Roman Empire it would be called the 50 train. I chuckle.
REAL men don’t need a MASK when we go to the store because we’re not SCARED. All we need is an ASSAULT RIFLE and maybe a ROCKET LAUNCHER in case the YOGURT tries anything STUPID
I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.
JORAH: I'll lead the first charge.
BRIENNE: I'll command the left flank.
GREY WORM: The Unsullied shall protect the gate.
BRAN: How cool would it be to fly around and just do like, general bird stuff
Trump is stone cold sober but all his ideas sound like something you come up with when you’re super high:
- we should just nuke the hurricanes
- how much would it cost to buy Greenland
- hear me out: SPACE FORCE
- fuck it let’s order 600 burgers
If you ever doubt that you can change your path in life, just remember that this person went on to become the Senate's top defender of hedge funders and private equity
#inspiring
#inspiration
Save this tweet: Trump will come out within the next 48 hours and play the hero by calling for Stars and Stripes to be saved, while tweeting something like “Nobody supports our troops more than Trump!”
Because of the $700 & $716 Billion Dollars gotten to rebuild our Military, many jobs are created and our Military is again rich. Building a great Border Wall, with drugs (poison) and enemy combatants pouring into our Country, is all about National Defense. Build WALL through M!
NEW:
@CookPolitical
is shifting six Electoral College ratings towards Republicans.
AZ: Toss Up to Lean R
GA: Toss Up to Lean R
MN: Likely D to Lean D
#NE02
: Likely D to Lean D
NH: Likely D to Lean D
NV: Toss Up to Lean R
Full analysis by
@amyewalter
:
The governor of Florida left his beaches open for spring break, against the advice of everyone, and now he's blaming his state's coronavirus outbreak on (spins wheel) New York
I think I’m stuck again. Please, everyone, I am putting out a worldwide call for some kind of food establishment involving 18 Brothers. It can be a restaurant, a deli, a food truck, a caterer, whatever. I need this. I can’t go back to the way things were. We’ve come too far.
Biden needs to start tweeting every day like Trump used to—
LOW UNEMPLOYMENT. 14 MILLION NEW JOBS. DEFEATED INFLATION AND MADE “SOFT LANDING,” THE BIDEN-HATING MEDIA SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE. STOCK MARKET AT ALL TIME HIGHS. YOU’RE WELCOME! ENJOY YOUR 401K!
Sucks that Joe Rogan has been canceled. Will be interesting to hear what he says about it to his 11 million listeners the next time he hosts the world’s most popular podcast
The United States of America will NOT be cutting funding to
@starsandstripes
magazine under my watch. It will continue to be a wonderful source of information to our Great Military!
After spending all last night fever-dreaming about brothers, I woke up this morning hoping for some solid brother leads, and Twitter did not disappoint. But whether they qualify is another question. Let’s start with 18 Hermanos in Mexico
The Daily Show writers won
@hqtrivia
today and all it took was an entire room of people working together plus one person googling stuff really fast plus an extra life. This is our reaction to winning $3.34 split 12 ways
Trump: Katie, she tested very good for a long period of time and then all of the sudden today she tested positive... This is why the whole concept of tests aren’t necessarily great
Major Biden tax hikes eyed for next bill (not final) include:
- Corporate rate 21->28%
- Global min tax to 21%
- Top income rate to 39.6%
- End fossil fuel subsidies
- Tax investment gains > $1M as wage income
- Tax assets passed on at death
NO to SALT
Racial disparities aside, the idea that it's beneficial to society to lock someone up -- black or white -- for 5 years, break up a family for 5 years, foot the bill for 5 years of prison, all for one accidental vote, is so insane it makes me want to walk straight into the sea
Dude in the last Christmas song gave his heart to someone who gave it away literally the NEXT DAY. Didn’t even need to mull it over, just got rid of it immediately. How do you misjudge a situation that badly
We'd rather be lonely than with that mob. AXE condemns yesterday's acts of violence and hate at the Capitol. We believe in the democratic process and the peaceful transition of power.
Another intriguing option is 18 Brothers Hookah Bar. At first glance this seems like a winner, but again, when this started I was looking for restaurants. Many hookah bars do serve food, but it’s not clear if this one does.
A huge part of America's labor shortage is people quitting their jobs so they can be available in case JFK Jr. comes back to life in the middle of a weekday
So on Fox Gingrich advises President Trump to have Bill Barr arrest election workers in Pennsylvania and then have the state legislature throw out the results of the election.
🚨Attention procrastinators🚨
If you’re not registered to vote, you can do it ON Election Day in:
California
Colorado
Connecticut
D.C.
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
R.I.
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
18 Hermanos does produce eggs, which is food. But it doesn’t look like they SERVE food, and I think that’s the bare minimum we’re looking for here. So unfortunately I don’t think this counts. Adios.
Their Instagram page seems to be their only internet footprint and it’s almost entirely just photos of hookahs. According to the bio you can rent it for a birthday party or marriage party but maybe you’d have to bring in outside food? I will report back if I find out more
1 - I published this blog post in 2013, incredible foresight on my part
2 - The actual reporting is by the GOP-aligned New York Post
3 - The source is RFK Jr’s journal