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@godesosax @zuzofait Yes. Food poisoning from Subway teriyaki chicken sandwich. Burst the bloodvessels in my eyes and across the bridge of my nose. Was worried I was changing into the shit and puke avatar, not a werewolf though.
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@Griwtt_ @weirdlilguys Condoms prevent pregnancies, and holes in them make condoms not work.
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@Tokewitch @SaeedDiCaprio He's a loud obnoxious !diot who is basically a manchild.
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@Turbotroop_ @forkliftcrtfd @x6rcez @feydemon @spligga "I think with my gun!" "Hows that going for ya?" "... I'm wanted in six states..."
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@songdog2009 @abeautifulsyn @moxxi_morgan @hamnaw77 @IanWagnerMusic Only from other blue checks. Plus she got community noted so not sure what that does to it.
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@Aubrianna113 "Hell yeah, lets get her ass."
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@SenerisYt @Chinchillazllla There was a comedian who said he liked to mess with these fronts by giving them GLOWING reviews and seeing it turn into a trendy shop much to the chagrin of the mobsters who owned it.
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@Jiimiinology @Vkimtaehyung00 They forgot the step where we target the companies that are actually responsible for 95% of all pollution on Earth and beat them with sticks and rocks because they care about money more than our survival.
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@urmomsgirlfrien @randomjoshiiee @s0diumion @keyon If that ruins it, you were never worthy in the first place.
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@Saint_Price What's it like walking around with a traumatic brain injury?
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@HeshComps @PicturesFoIder Naw you bluechecks deserve to be treated like this.
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@BOBIematic @DarttiDare @WhereTrueLoveIs Your parents had you for tax purposes.
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@KiaStarmer @chlortisokay And collisions! Can't speed if you rattle around over 35mph
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@tkoworlds @seanzy25255 @mylovedes2 If a burger is too messy it annoys me to the point I'd rather not even have it.
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@samtendo09 @_katerwaul_ @PurplePadlock If they're AAA, they're usually evil in some way.
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@SHEVANGELION @netscapegrl People be in whole relationships and still not taking hints like this.
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@JennaLynnMeowri @Susu_jpg All that glitters ain't gold.
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@mapletriot @ampol_moment I hate the duality I have for him, like, he was a badass, BUT he was also insanely racist towards Native Americans.
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@SHEVANGELION @netscapegrl Like the partner "hunting" they wanted sex and OP just flailing around instead of doing something about it like a dumbass.
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@samuli47 @tidallicit @yspertine It rhymes with bictim womplex
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@MsSarahET @krystalwolfy It actually has no bearing on your numbers, it just gives a billionaire transphobe more money.
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@Battenberg91 @BrynnTannehill @SpoonsAssemble @ShelKel2 You give the carbon monoxide detector a scornful look. What gave it the right to tell you about the gas leak? Was it going to pay to fix the line? Better it should stay silent, so that you aren't inconvenienced. It should have known better.
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@SarahLerner In my opinion hospitals cost so much money in the US, that you should get to act the same way rich people do when they go to a high end resturaunt. It cost me a paycheck the moment I put my foot in the door, get me an MRI or I will complain to the manager like a Karen.
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@_KimilF1 @JennaLynnMeowri Or, now hear me out, you don't have to watch her.
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@Darrayder @Blaiddyddd @Ireversedurmom @Patrickstarsle1 @SuperSoupNova @UnloadedWeebery Lets not throw every trans person under the bus because of one mentally ill person please? Lest you start to sound like J K Rowling.
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@ann_arcana @BingingWBabish I knew it back when he was a crypto shill then got smarmy when people tried to inform him about them. Sucks but there are much better youtube culinary shows. Check out Sorted Food if you want a bunch of British childhood friends, some being chefs challenging each other.
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@ggooooddddoogg @PageSix Almost likes its a fucking normal thing that doesn't deserve a stigma attached to it.
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@TXDarinLopez @Andiandibodandi @mikeymumbelz @SouthlandPost How do you need special training to not mag-dump on someone the moment you see them?
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@VeryScaryMeku @puppsicle Take it up the ladder to the dean.
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@ClaireMax Built like one of them outbuildings that survive direct hits from tornadoes when everything else is toothpicks
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@sumsems @GOJIIMUSIC The fuck is your problem?
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@the_transit_guy Jerry: "They said my apartment is non-Euclidian!" George: "Non- Euclidian?" Jerry: "Not a Euclidian in sight!" George: "With the rent you pay?" Jerry: "They coulda tossed one in is all I'm saying."
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@fightuntil @kadarDu6R @corncommunist And some of the people he put away sat in prison for decades after he retired.
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@mintyfreshlife @vixenshelby @JennaLynnMeowri @BunnyAyu @Bunny_GIF Because for some people it's easier to tear others down than lift themselves up.
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@aymanocansei @wahincharge @HUMBLEBILL @aceplym Bill aint ready for a OG straight from Seyda Neen. Bill wouldn't last a day in the swamp.
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@chiweethegod @halomancer1 That's gonna be a mute from me, dog. Nothing personal.
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@JeremiahMoolah @bonerhitler I think it reached out in a defensive posture to sting it so it instantly went into Jolyne Joestar mode. "I dunno whats going on, but I'll throw down."
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@RealKellyJones @theserfstv Lol linking to something you deleted. You really invited everyone to take a look at a headass blue check take then got cold feet.
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@alu_cd
так ні, до речі 🇺🇦
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@AdvocateMafias @hockgamingyt @CensoredMen Try that again, you almost had a coherent sentence.
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@wcgrif @JUNlPER Not unless she hires a team... wheelman, muscle, greasemonkey, and the inside man. She already plays the role of the face. Maybe get a jack of all trades newbie and a comedy releif/distraction.
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@NerdtasticKennM @BukkitBrown I got to the point at work where one guy mocked me for wearing mine. Told him "wife's immuno-compromised. You feel like a big enough man to take mine off go ahead." And he hasn't said anything since.
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@DragonCobolt Does the 13th Warrior count even if they cast a Hispanic guy as a Muslim yet still have him as a clever and heroic character?
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@BLACGOKU @Irunnia_ @Morbidful Avaerage blue check brainrot
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@MsSarahET @krystalwolfy Dammit, why you have to be a blue tick? You seem cool.
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@Apna_mbnr @Zhane_Star Also the pond scum on top might have made her forget it was water down there.
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@Charalanahzard Nah I discredit the whole forcing you to do violent things then making you feel bad for it, then in the new version adding a murder-spree roguelite mode despite the heavy handed "lesson" the game hurls at you.
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@Sir_Cringelot @Rizdraws Your parents had you for tax reasons
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@NeverLookidly @manny_oe "I started a wildfire that kills the planet but you have to understand, I was given a bag of money to do so..."
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@toorufrappe The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, never forget this. Your friends and people you are close to are your real family. Rely on them. You've got thia.
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@merylmeiqi @graveyard_stray Fun fact, can't cannot overdose on catnip. Their brain has receptors that shut off at a certain ammount or at around 20 mins of taking it in and then it can't accept any more for a few hours. If only human brains did this.
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@CodeineFridge They would ask for proof of death. There's no body.
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@JennaLynnMeowri @Susu_jpg @AdmiralBahroo @BunnyAyu Was wondering if this was going to start up again since Bunny is trying to carry on like nothing happened, whilst the dumpster still smolders.
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@MarlenaDSolomon @AsttroKnot Don't forget they still have a VERY lucrative Patreon. They didn't need to do this at all. Its just greed.
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@RainVaporeon @himedeokojhimea @b0tster @tumblr Then they could have kept their mouth shut.
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@HkRaven_ @Sch_j0 @_lsdreaming Makes you wonder why they wanted to hush up mention of pedophilia...
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@bobda @abusyparrett @cyntiadkins @DrAmyPsyD ... its literally the only solution numbnuts.
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*slamming the shut the fuck up she looks like me and I worked on her button*
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@BriHallOfficial Hey go for it. A lot to be angry about lately. If an old white lady can chew me out at work over something they did to themselves eighteen times a day, some righteous anger would be a breath of fresh air.
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@Avik02309480 @realonx1 @weeabob The fuck do you mean "better"? Put the right thing on the screen, hit the buttons, done. Are you fucking stupid?
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@RedusTheRiotAct @ThatsMelvin Those were added on top of the original video.
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@manfordic Not the shittiest Payday 2 DLC lecturing me.
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@tttt_takes @TheZGMachine Im nott trans and male and I cried yesterday over nothing I think just, the horror of life the past couple years is grinding people down in general, apart from chemicals.
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@JJmittens @PokoChokos He apparently hasn't. He saved some dude with a bottle of whiskey and a thousand yard stare and nepotism got him a spot in a hospital.
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@BangBangBang73 @meowri Pfp of the cringiest Gundam character. How fitting.
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@antodemico @crisopeia I now want to make a Mrs. Frizzle character and treat the whole game like a field trip.
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@g_abe0 @Itsrainingstarz It appears The Flavor is apathy. I will try this later this week.
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@paulphoenix1985 @TheMcKenziest Bahahahahahahahahahahaha
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@TheSaurus831 @TheEvilDrEvil @iam_smx Hypocrite dipshit. You blue checks don't have a single fucking braincell
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@nerocraticburd @anobaithism That's a bandaid on a much larger issue.
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@fcd_123 @ampol_moment With the power of cocaine anything is possible.
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@bible1_pam @Foxyfox4054 @RobSchneider Your children will stop calling, and it will be your fault.
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@insane_1234 @Basking___shark Are you fvcking stupid? So turning down a minor means you're a groomer? Grow a brain. Holy sh!t
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@argkitsune @ampol_moment Just spamming square on these poor people.
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@CultureCrave Its hard for normal people, I can't fathom what its like for someone huffing pussy candles all day.
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@LordSnepia @esjesjesj @_simonstrange No he says that to the advertisers.
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@jeeprenegadefan @JoeBoehmer1 @Hideki_Naganuma Hey I don't know you, but you kick ass and you got this. Whoever says otherwise, fuck them. I beleive in you.
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@CaraFly_ @thornhawthorne Pikachu-faced that man
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