@fesshole It's possible. Could your dad lick his own balls?

@PanjabiBlues @BBCMOTD Got to trust the lino if he can do that.

@Classicbritcom I always thought it unlikely that a spoon would be able to complete a Moon mission. Nice to have it confirmed.

@fesshole Fly Logan Air, all you get is a Tunnock's Wafer and a shortbread biscuit. Not complaining, better than the shite you get on most other airlines.

@WillCurtisss @katiemufc12 Don't be a cunt a bit.

@ConservativeLA @buitengebieden Yeah, I was just thinking every cat I've ever had has been a complete tool, and that's what I love about them.

@thebrainofspock @RevRichardColes Known to friends and neighbours as Peter the Asshole.

@trussliz @realDonaldTrump You have lost your fucking mind, Petal. Seriously, get help.

@Rielle212 @fesshole Only worry if it's the bus driver

@bbclaurak Nah 😘

@meiselasb

@SarahjevsEvans @thebrainofspock I can tell you, I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

@JamesCleverly I wouldn't go chucking around accusations of incompetence if I were you, James.

@Philheinrich11 @HumansNoContext That's a shitty take, especially as your bio says you're here to gift kindness and smiles, Phil.

@tarot_jack @SarahjevsEvans Maybe he's got an Only Cats thing going on.

@SarahjevsEvans

@RCMCLIMBING @Telegraph That's so beautiful

@fesshole If I see someone out walking their dog, I'll always say "good morning." If the person replies, I say "I wasn't talking to you."

@g_gosden I'm not bitter about all successful people, just the cunty ones really.