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Some might say that sunshine follows thunder, go and tell it to the man who cannot shine.. 🎵

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@DaleMcG
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2 months
As You Fuckin’ Were😎
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@DaleMcG
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6 years
My maw said to me ‘there’s a card in there fur ye’... Opens it. Hunners a rice falls out it. I said who’s that fae ma? She said yer Uncle Ben.
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Tell me your best joke?
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Looks like Mrs Begg
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When you hear a professional boxer cracking on with your girl. #LoveIsland
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Copper took her shift at the Liam Gallagher gig last night a bit too serious last night by trying tae be him😂
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Neil Lennon saying sorry to the supporters on Sky Sports there
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
They need to add a normal working class cunt who’s been brought up in a council estate intae Love Island, wakening up every morning feared up incase he’s said entin racist, heed first in the pool to square himsel up then just gawn & sparkin a can again
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@DaleMcG
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7 years
Boy off my supporters bus is sellin 65 inch Samsung teles for £285 if anycunts interested, doesny come wae a remote but for that price ye canny turn it doon
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@DaleMcG
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6 years
Hahahaha @Gordough_
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@DaleMcG
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6 years
Over the moon for Halliday. First player to be reminded he’s no got the greatest ability. Easiest target cos he’s a bear, fucked oot to the middle of nowhere on loan. Embarrassed by Murty in a derby. Now look what it means to him, unreal man, he’d play in goals for us if asked.
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@DaleMcG
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2 years
The feeling when that ball hit the net will live with me for the rest of my life. Wasn’t to be in the end but they 10 minutes after the goal were absolute bedlam in the stadium. Let’s try pick ourselves up & finish off the season with the Scottish Cup tomorrow. Forever & Ever💙🇬🇧
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
Wae a body like that ye may aswell show it aff🕺🏻🙃
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
This is our fuckin city!
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@DaleMcG
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7 years
We're doon Kelvingrove tannin Glen's vodka & these cunts are playing Quidditch wae fake broom the lot. People make Glasgow..
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
How is it a disgrace? There is more outrage over this banner than there has been over the deaths of the 3 people slaughtered in the street only days ago. That’s the real disgrace here.
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
4 years
A plane has just flown over the Etihad that says “White lives matter - Burnley.” What an absolute disgrace 😡
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Still canny believe we pulled that aff last night. Great buzz around the group at the moment and magic to see the wider support loving it. Join on us on the march today and let’s make this a day to fuckin remember. No Surrender!
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@DaleMcG
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2 years
When wee Ally meets Super Ally💙⚽️
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@DaleMcG
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2 years
Took this photie headin back for the bus, hope someone knows’s the wee fella, on yersel wee man🇬🇧
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@DaleMcG
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2 years
On Easter Sunday we go to war & sit in silence under the flag of Ireland. Fuckin cowboy support, peeped up fur 20 seconds, easy the Rangers🇬🇧
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@DaleMcG
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@DaleMcG
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11 months
I honestly hate this full squad. Get the lot of them tae fuck, a disgrace to the Rangers jersey. Every single one of the useless bastards.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Sandbank Bears livin it up🎵
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Farewell to the main man. From the old days aboot 10 of us in the Copland Rear to leading Ibrox week in week out from BF1 it’s been a pleasure. UB07.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Glasgow Rangers Champions of Scotland.
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
Lennon preparing for these European games.
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
Look at these tramps man. Would hate to see their bedrooms, can just imagine it being stinking of raw cat pish & stale tobacco. Boggin bastards.
@Sharonwifey
Sharon Gathercole🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@STVNews Yep we did😂
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Champions.
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@DaleMcG
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7 years
Sash Bash Saturdays☀️🎵
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@DaleMcG
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1 year
My boy💙🧡
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
Ticket sorted, let’s do these..
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@DaleMcG
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6 years
I remember leaving a semi final in the first half feeling sick to my stomach at they cunts chanting Halliday’s name. Today hearing the whole of Ibrox sing his name was excellent, he deserves this victory along with all of us.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Currently employ a convicted racist. The same man was also recently under investigation for asking a minor for nude photos. Ye couldnae mark their neck wae a blowtorch. Ambulance chasing bastards.
@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
3 years
Unfortunately, a number of Celtic players in recent years have suffered similar racist abuse. As a club open to all, we stand firmly against racism in all its forms and we will give Kyogo our full support. All stakeholders must work together in tackling all forms of bigotry.
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@DaleMcG
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‘I thought it was a work event’
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
The stress of getting shifts covered, taking hawf days, using aw your annual leave in work to make every game and that’s the pish you get back every single season. Shambles man.
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
Yet he still never hud the brass neck tae ask his pal tae take a photie a him drinkin a pint & make said photie his profile picture
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Fuck the lot of them😎
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
Missed a trick no gawn wae the headline ‘Sniffer Dugs’
@ScottishSun
The Scottish Sun
5 years
Greyhounds test positive for steroids and cocaine at Glasgow racing track
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
I genuinely went through a phase a gawn to old firms knowing we never stood a chance of stopping them at all, literally no longer than 2 years ago. Now, knowing that their club from top to bottom are shit scared of our 19 year old full back is so fuckin good. Know your place.
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
3 years
BREAKING! Celtic demand SFA clarification over Rangers 5 delay as Parkhead club call for 'transparency and consistency'
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10 months
Would love nothing more than some foreign aid charity to get in touch wae her with a plan in place to see what excuse she’d come up wae, the final boss of ambulance chasing can ye adopt a Palestinian orphan if ye live in Scotland, gees peace man😭
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@DaleMcG
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6 years
Stevie G in the tunnel on the first Old Firm derby of the season.
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@DaleMcG
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6 years
Well done to anyone who rightly turned up to let their feelings known to they imposters tonight. UB07
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Aw man I’m feelin’ it after the whistle yesterday was absolutely fuckin dynamite, what a buzz
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
Morelos can turn a defender quicker than money can turn Kieran Tierney's loyalties.
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3 years
@HumzaYousaf Surprised you havn’t claimed it’s racism.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Our city. Then. Now. Forever.
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
Fuckin love this video man
@crossy72_
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I’m bringing this back.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Old fella’s defending the boozer with everything they’ve got so they can get back in tae finish aff their game of domino’s & get up the road sharp before the lassie wae the guitar turns up.
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
HEY OLE!
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@DaleMcG
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7 years
Ten thousand bears shaggin english tarts and battering 6th years on the Ayia Napa strip is everything you could ask for this summer
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7 years
Union Bears over land and sea🛳🎵
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Good evening.
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
1 year ago, what a class trip. Union Bears baby x
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@DaleMcG
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2 years
Oh this year I’m off to sunny Spain🍺🇬🇧✈️☀️🎵
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5 years
Actual huns calling Rangers fans huns and refering to them as cowards for using a knife, when it was a tarrier on tarrier attack that this banner refers to is peak idiocy.
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@DaleMcG
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7 years
The People make Glasgow, This is our city.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Today is such a sad day for any Rangers supporter but I do take some comfort in knowing that the great man got to see us back at the top as Scotland’s Premier Club again.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
4 years ago today sailing along the Clyde with the tunes on in the sunshine celebrating 10 years of the Union Bears. What a day.
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I’ve got my eyes on you; Ange Postecoglou🎵😂
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
We signed a cunt called Michael Francis O’ Halloran.
@talkSPORT
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What are you least proud of about your club? 🤔
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@DaleMcG
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6 years
If you thought Morelos had a poor game the night then you’d be aswell wanting a return fae Alan Gow. Bullied their defence, created space & linked up well. Just needs a few goals to lift his confidence.
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Got to look at the bigger picture here at least Grace was sung today for the Palestinians.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Who the fuck wants tae go on a Euro tae shake hands wae the Coppers and win awards for being fuckin gimps. Every away trip since Seville theyve been leathered on sight😂😂😂😂
@ewancorky
Ewan
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Celtic fans in Seville. Shortly after awarded the Fifa fair play award on behalf of the 80,000 that travelled the to see their team play 👏
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@DaleMcG
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Been in ma bed for 2 days wae the flu, keeping goin through phases a being fuckin freezin then absolutely roastin. Eyes are stingin & ma bones feel stiff. Certainly no feeling good that’s for sure.
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2 years
We’re all off to sunny Spain☀️🍺🇬🇧
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
One Queen. One Crown. No Pope in this town.
@STVNews
STV News
3 years
Vatican confirms Pope Francis won’t be attending COP26 in Glasgow.
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@DaleMcG
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Looking back on when we first met, I cannot escape & I cannot forget. Kenny you're the one, you still turn me on, u can make me whole again
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Andy Halliday playing a blinder, Joe Garner scoring for fun.. all we need is for Billy Gilmour to put Hazard oot the team now.
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@DaleMcG
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Good bears🇬🇧
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Nicola Sturgeon is a power hungry cow. Get her & the SNP to fuck.
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
Only highlight of the day was this guy showing us scuddies of his missus at hawf time
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@DaleMcG
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5 years
Shame on every so called Rangers who were happy to share & grass the profile of that innocent 26 year old boy from Clydebank last night.
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
Today, nothing else mattered.
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5 years
😂😂😂😂
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@DaleMcG
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6 years
Allan McGregor is the best goalie to ever pull on the Rangers jersey.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
MyGers is a fuckin farce. Just an easy way to get more doe aff the fans each season. Fronting it as a loyalty scheme, loyalty scheme my fuckin arse. Simply a money making scheme.
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@DaleMcG
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6 years
I'm the first to slate the atmosphere at Ibrox. I've seen it in the 90's. I've seen it in division 3 silent. Heard it electric in the Champions League & been there most weeks when it's absolute shite. But. Ibrox is changing. It's becoming our fortress again. Loud and Proud.
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@DaleMcG
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Going after podcasters and undoubtedly losing your career for the same fuckin thing he called them out for. Deserves everything he gets the fuckin grass😂😂
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5 years
Kevin De Bruyne would struggle to play that baw.
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@DaleMcG
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3 months
All in Blue to Hampden🇬🇧💙
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
Aye we wur in a rush the day, only had time for fur that action as opposed to other efforts we’ve done recently..🥴
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@DaleMcG
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8 years
Big Donald sitting shiting himsel cos Phoebe the left wing art student who voted yes is on Buchannan St with her sign she made after class😭
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
This dog is well out his depth now, could only cut it against poor Rangers sides, their support used to lap photos like right this this up, look at the fuckin clown now; his legacy will be forever remembered for wearing t shirts when it’s chilly outside. Cheerio 10 in a row.
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@DaleMcG
Dale
4 years
That’s the difference from the likes of yourself & the winners who played for Rangers. Being top goal scorer means fuck all when you win fuck all. Not one player who won a title for us would mention being the top goal scorer for the club in a season the team got embarrased in.
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3 years
Honestly this photie is too good, the swagger aboot us just knowing we’re turnin up to do them again. Mental tae hink we used tae go tae old firms worryin aboot how many we’d concede. Forever & ever.
@DaleMcG
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3 years
Glasgow Rangers Champions of Scotland.
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2 years
Packing for a week in the sun ya fuckin moonman. Were all off to sunny Spain☀️🎵
@chris_sutton73
Chris Sutton
2 years
Angeballs 👏👏Amazing job Ange Postecoglou has done at Celtic. Think about it…a 25 point deficit last season and a huge squad overhaul required. Yes Rangers have choked this season but nevertheless Ange has sent them packing. Incredible achievement 🏆🏆🍀🍀👏👏👏
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Dale
4 years
He won this one over a zoom call..
@Darrylnaismithx
Darryl Naismith
4 years
That time to prove them wrong again my friend 🤐
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
Nae wonder Paul Slane had Paul the Tim in a cage.
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@DaleMcG
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3 years
Just delivered a parcel there tae a wee old wummin, was a big heavy bastard so I said tae her can ye manage? She said aye son but I don’t want the Celtic job😭🇬🇧🤣🇬🇧😂🇬🇧👏🏻 pmsl watp xx
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3 years
That will be the old firm cancelled then..
@celticway1888
The Celtic Way
3 years
Wim Jansen has sadly passed away at the age of 75. He will be fondly remembered as the man who secured one of Celtic’s most memorable titles. Rest in peace Wim.
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The fuckin’ Bears🇬🇧🏆💙
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3 years
🥳
@NicolaSturgeon
Nicola Sturgeon
3 years
I share folks’ anger at this. Everyone has made so many sacrifices in the past year & seeing a minority risk our progress is infuriating & disgraceful. It is deeply unfair to the entire country, and the police have a hard enough job already. Please ask fans to go home @RangersFC
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4 years
Geezer hus seen us comin
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2 years
Sickening seeing cunts selling tickets for 2 grand & the cunts buying the tickets at that price can only afford tae cos they don’t follow Rangers every week. Far too many tickets in the wrong hands.
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@DaleMcG
Dale
3 years
8 days🏆🇬🇧
@liamgallagher
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3 years
How long
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
Happy 12th of July to all brothers & sisters around the globe, have a glorious day. We’ll never be mastered..
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5 years
I’ll 15 stone ye ye cheeky cunt🤣🤣
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4 years
Get the fuckin stadiums open man❤️🇬🇧
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@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
4 years
#CelticFC today announced that Chief Executive Peter Lawwell has decided to retire from his position at the end of June 2021, having held this role for the past 17 years. Everyone at #CelticFC would like to thank Peter for his monumental contribution to the club's success. 🏆🍀
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IT’S A BOY💙💙 Absolutely over the moon, we found out at today’s scan we are having a beautiful baby boy🎉💙 Canny believe my first son will be here on the 12th of July, what a feeling man so excited to meet the wee fella💙 @L9995x
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2 years
Way this is looking there is gonny be 50K in Seville, 20K stuck in Faro and 20K stuck in Malaga and 10K knocked back fae flights leaving the UK.
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@DaleMcG
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4 years
Every single cunt must order something inflatable and get everycunt on yer RSC’s to order pyro. Take over the city the day we secure 55💥🇬🇧
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