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"These fuckin' things should be BANNED!" Episode 26: Sega 32X
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"What, are you kidding me? He's Superman! He needs to buy a fucking TICKET?!" Episode 50: Superman
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"But then Steve Urkel comes on I'm like 'what the fuck?'" Episode 28: Die Hard
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"This time, my friend, you're heading into the land... of mothafuck." Episode 201: The Last Ninja
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"This game, shoots DIARRHEA out its FESTERING BLOWHOLE, raining down on all the aquatic ASS-masters in the ASS-lantic Ocean!" Episode 183: Ecco Dolphin
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"For power-ups, we have burgers. Yeah, what else could they be? They're fucking burgers." Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)
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"I only scraped the surface off this smelly turd, and after that... it really starts to stink." Episode 80: Castlevania (Part 2)
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"WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?!" Episode 45: Doublevision (Part 2) ColecoVision
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"Tiger Electronic Wrist Watch Game Nerd!" Episode 144: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers
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"Dude, Pee-Wee Herman... is holding CRACK!" Episode 180: The Incredible Crash Dummies Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)
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"This has to be the worst title screen I've ever seen." Episode 74: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
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"Yeah, really. If you can't tell the difference between a snake and a rope, you're in trouble." Episode 93: Zelda II: The Adventure of Link Submitted from our Discord! (Link in Bio)
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"Well, we can't play the games but... we can at least look at 'em." Episode 20: Atari 5200
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"Twice the Mega Power? What's Mega Power and how can you have twice as much of it?" Episode 16: Rocky
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With MAGFest over, I can finally share this! @JustySilverman was kind enough to give me the plans used to build the replica of the back wall of the Nerd Room, signed by James and Justin! Thanks again to him!
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"As in Jizz! Splooge! MAN BAZOOKA JUICE!" Episode 136: Seaman
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"It should say 'Go back and get the kid, asshole!'" Episode 213: The Goonies 1 & 2
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"The plot is basically Bart won a trip around the world by drawing some shitty picture of Krusty the Clown for an art contest." Episode 30: The Simpsons
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"Yeah check this out! Look, I'm gonna hit you with this slingshot!" Episode 83: Little Red Hood
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