My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Hit comedy podcast w/ @uncleegor , @alicelevine & @coopdloop . S1 - 6 out now. TV Special on @HBO . Buy our book
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Radio City Music Hall - 30.6.22 ❤️
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In light of the incident at London Bridge on Friday, we have decided to postpone our final episode. Due to the nature of the content, Chapter 13 of ‘Belinda Blinked 5’ will now be released on Monday 9th December. Our thoughts are with all those affected. Team Porno x
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NEWS; In 2019, we’ll be turning HBO into a porn channel. We can finally announce our live show is becoming a comedy special, which means now everyone can see it!!! This is an incredibly exciting and surreal moment for us and we wouldn’t be here without you lot...
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2020 has been a real gentleman’s woof of a year - we need some festive smut more than ever. Sooo we’ve got a double dose of brand new specials for your earholes, released Mon 7th & Mon 14th December! We’ve designed these wildly different podcast artworks to celebrate 🎄
#XXXmas
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We have some news. All bad porn must come to an end. The podcast will be coming to a close with two finale episodes (Mon 28 Nov & Mon 5 Dec) plus a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with Mr Rocky Flintstone himself (Mon 12 Dec).
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK VAN DYKE! 🎉🎉🎉 94 today and still very much alive and kicking...
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It’s five years today since the release of our very first episode 🎂 Thank you all for listening - it’s been heaven on a hatstand. Here’s to many more laughs coming soon, courtesy of Mr Rocky Flintstone 🥂
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A Belinker has made a little animation of us. It's just like being there! Thanks
@CartunaRadio
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Dame Emma Thompson is the final Footnotes guest of the series. She had us round for tea but made us wash up all the pots and pans. Slave driver. LISTEN NOW!
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Who survives? Make your predictions before we open book FIVE on Monday 9 September
#PornoDay
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Only 3 weeks until we open book 6! Comment below with your predictions and theories...
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We have recorded the final chapter of book 4 aaaaand...
You will FINALLY find out who the Special One is this
#PornoDay
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Happy Holidays perverts! No matter how you’re spending the end of this bonkers year, we hope you manage to enjoy it. And if you ever need a little pick-me-up, you know where the Porno is 😉 See you in 2022! Jamie, Alice, James and Rocky xxxx
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We won Best Comedy Podcast at
@TheWebbyAwards
!!! There's so many people we'd like to thank - Belinda, Bella, Jim Stirling, Mistress Sweetjuice, Des Martin, James Spooner, The Duchess...
And, of course, Mr Rocky Flintstone 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
A huge congrats to
@dadwroteaporno
on their
#WebbyAward
! 2019 Best in Comedy WINNER!!! via
@TheWebbyAwards
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Ok the man has spoken. Now we know 👍🏻
@lnthirlwall
We came up with the name
@Virgin
because when we started out we were virgins at business.😎 Thanks for the mentions!
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A very merry
#PornoDay
to all! New ep is out now and ready to listen, wherever you get your podcasts
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Yes - Christmas special in December and season 6 in 2021 x
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It’s true -
@Hollyoaks
got a cheeky MDWAP reference in an episode last week 🤣
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It’s the finally the finale TOMORROW! And the chapter title is...
‘Fight or Flight?’
Who’s excited?
#PornoDay
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We know it’s hard to not know but you might not not know later today - if you know what we mean...or not 👀
Can
@dadwroteaporno
just announce if we’re getting a new series this year please? The not knowing is the worst.
@FlintstoneRocky
@Alicelevine
@coopdloop
@uncleegor
#mydadwroteaporno
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We've won the People's Choice award for Best Entertainment Podcast at The
@LovieAwards
!!! Love and pomegranates to everyone who voted :)
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NEWS! Starting next Monday (31 July), we’ll be releasing ‘Best Of’ episodes monthly, reliving some of our favourite funny moments from all six seasons PLUS some unheard bits if you’re lucky 😜
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Spotted on Reddit - the 'Cooking' subreddit. Bravo Belinkers.
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Who Is The Special One? All will be revealed (hopefully) Monday 27 August. Please RT and let a Belinker know Belinda is BACK...
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For everyone asking how Giselle’s surname is spelt...
Giselle Maarschalkerweerd de Klotz of Steele’s Pots and Pans
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Happy Birthday Rocky Flintstone! The petition to make this a national holiday starts NOW 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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We’re very excited to announce our 2020 World Tour 🌎 with a BRAND NEW live show! Belinda is cumming all over the globe. For dates & ticket info, head to . Can’t wait to see you all there - pls come otherwise it’ll just be us sat in large rooms on our own
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To celebrate their 90th birthday,
#AbbeyRoadStudios
invited us to record Part One of TWO Christmas specials this year in Studio 3! McCartney, Bowie, Winehouse…and now, Flintstone! Part 1 will be released Mon 6 Dec and Part 2 (from Jamie’s full house) will be out Mon 13 Dec 🎅🏼🎄
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It’s Footnotes time with DAN LEVY,
@danjlevy
creator and star of ‘Schitt’s Creek’, one of the biggest shows on TV right now! He joins us to talk about ‘Belinda Blinked’, one of the biggest erotic novels about pots and pans on a podcast right now.
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Oh poor dear sweet Craig is still on book 2. He has no idea what's ahead...
@dadwroteaporno
OMG ‘Jim’s Secret’ has got to be the most nauseating chapter ever 😢🤢🤮 what the fuck?!?
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ATTENTION!
Get the mulled wine in the microwave because...
'My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2' will be released for free on MONDAY 11th DECEMBER. It's beginning to look a lot like XXXmas!
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Her dad wrote a porno too! Jamie’s sister Alexa is our guest on this week’s Footnotes to give us a fresh perspective on the man, the myth, the legend, Rocky Flintstone
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It was a small but solid turnout for this year’s annual Belinker convention
Real talk, my dad came to the
@arsnova
gala to hear
@joshgroban
sing, then went home before I got onstage 🤣
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Not long until
#PornoDay
now. Wanna know the chapter 1 title? Oh go on then...
‘THE AFTERMATH’
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Thanks for all your chapter title guesses. You’re all wrong.
The next chapter is called...
‘A Gentleman Woof’
#PornoDay
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Tomorrow’s chapter title is....
‘Two Clits In The Clink’
Pretty self-explanatory.
#PornoDay
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It’s coming - Monday 24 May. Only 11 more Mondays until
#PornoDay
returns...
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Wanna know what tomorrow’s chapter is called??? Oh, go on then...
‘A B, a B and a Q’
#PornoDay
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dadwroteaporno
accidentally shifted it to 1/2 speed and it sounds like they’re all pissed as a fart at 4am...
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The World Tour has begun! Thanks for starting things off with a bang, Sydney x
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCKY FLINTSTONE 🎉🎉🎉 You'll always be a youngish man to us...🎈🎁🎉🎈🎁🎉🎈🎁🎉
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There are now FOUR Xmas Porno specials for you to binge on through the festive period, each with their own truly unique artwork...
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The world premiere of the Steele’s Pots and Pans pantomime ‘Cinderella The Intern’ is TOMORROW. Oh yes it is! 🎉
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Cat’s out of the bag. Our comedy special will premiere on HBO this May 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
So there's a guy who found out that his dad wrote an erotic novel, but instead of burying that trauma deep down inside, he decided to make a podcast with his friends about it (!!??).
The podcast
@DadWroteAPorno
is coming to HBO this May for its very own comedy special.
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HUGE NEWS: We've just passed 50 MILLION DOWNLOADS! 😱😱😱Thanks to you filthbags for listening - more smut is coming soon... 🎉🎉🎉
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Happy Porno Eve! Season 6 of
@dadwroteaporno
starts tomorrow.
RT if you wanna know the chapter title early...
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We can think of someone...
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World tour. Royal Albert Hall. HBO special in 2019. The Special One reveal in book 4. 2018 has been quite the year & we couldn’t have done it all without YOU. Thanks for being the best listeners in the whole world. HAPPY NEW YEAR - here’s to a filthy 2019 🥂 (📸
@ChristieGoodwin
)
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Monday 24 May x
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The porn’ll come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be porn
#PornoDay
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Chilean Chardonnay, Va-gin-a & Tonic and Bucks Jizz at the ready. FIVE MINUTES until the
#PornoParty
begins and we press play on S3E8 'A F*cking Good Time'
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Due to ongoing Covid-19 restrictions, unfortunately we’re having to move our upcoming Europe shows. More info on rescheduled dates coming soon - we just wanted to let you know. Belinda may be 40 by the time we celebrate her 30th, but we can’t wait to party with you eventually!
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EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEEK of our
@HBO
Comedy Special!!!
For everyone asking, we'll announce all the international air dates very soon - but it doesn't look like you'll have to wait long...😜
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Ok ok - we’ll tell you.
Chapter 1 is called ‘Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust’
#PornoDay
Happy Porno Eve! Season 6 of
@dadwroteaporno
starts tomorrow.
RT if you wanna know the chapter title early...
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Saturday May 11. 10pm.
@HBO
.
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Dust off your panama hat and throw on some sexual jewellery, a new episode - 'Best of Book Three' - will be in your podcast feed in a few hours time...
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Merry XXXmas from The Family Porno 🎄 Our bumper Best of Christmas ep is out NOW including some new unheard bits. Get the festive filth in your ears…
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Tomorrow is chapter 10. Only four more
#PornoDays
left of book 5.
The chapter title is...
Star Crossed Lovin’
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Team Porno was named as some of the most influential people in London last night. If you have been influenced by anything in ‘Belinda Blinked’, please call ANY hotline available. You need help.
#Progress1000
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Tomorrow, Rocky will be revealed. Well, his voice will…
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If you’ve ever listened to an episode of our show and been curious to hear from Jamie’s dad (or questioned whether he even exists), today’s last ever episode ‘Rocky Flintstone Revealed’ is essential listening
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Everyone shagged. Belinda blinked. There’s a spy. Think you’re up to speed.
#PornoDay
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We think we speak for everyone when we say OH. MY. GOD.
@dadwroteaporno
@coopdloop
@uncleegor
@Alicelevine
there is now one more tattoo of Ian Snail in the world.
#NoRegrets
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NEWS: Come join us as we film our first ever ‘comedy special’ for HBO & bring Rocky’s Lost Chapter to the masses. Tickets go on sale WEDNESDAY 16 JAN at 1pm. We’re very proud to be supporting the mental health charity
@MindCharity
by donating the box office profits from this show
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We’ve moved our remaining U.K. / Europe tour dates to 2021 and cancelled our US / Canada dates, with a plan to announce new dates soon. Thanks for all your patience during these crazy times - we can’t wait to celebrate Belinda’s 30th with you as soon as we can! Stay safe x
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To all those asking when Book 3 will start...
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ONE WEEK TO GO
Who survives? Make your predictions before we open book FIVE on Monday 9 September
#PornoDay
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This is unbelievable - if you’ve ever questioned the BB timeline, you need to check out this website
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