Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody)
@Da_MichaelScott
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Just poopin’. You know how I be. *PARODY* In no way affiliated with NBC.
Scranton, PA
Joined August 2011
THAT IS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED
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Me reading my tweets vs my followers reading my tweets
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Stanley always killed me
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I have declared bankruptcy.
I have declared for the NFL Draft.
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Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
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not to be overdramatic but this may be the greatest video of all time.
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if the past 2 days were a person
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When Post Malone said “damn I love paper like I’m Michael Scott”
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Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
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Possibly the best TV scene of all time
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Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.
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telling my kids this was Lady Gaga
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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it’s the 10-year anniversary of Scott’s Tots 😅😖😖
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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Happy Birthday to the legend @SteveCarell. Thanks for giving us one of the best characters in TV history. ✊🏽
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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The Dundies > The Oscars
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Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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THAT IS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED
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Well well well, how the turntables. .
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Well well well, how the turntables.
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felt cute. might offer some kids free college tuition later, idk
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has anyone checked on Meredith
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If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Steve Carell, I would shoot Steve Carell twice.
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Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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someone else: *says literally anything*. my brain: don’t do it. don’t do it . don’t do it . don’t do it . don’t do it. don’t do it . don’t do it . me: “that’s what she said”
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THAT IS A $200 PLASMA TV YOU JUST KILLED
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THAT IS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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You cheated on me. when I specifically asked you not to?.
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“That’s what.” - She.
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“That’s what.” - She.
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When you see Toby in a Super Bowl ad
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- Michael Scott.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. .
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Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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this scene from the office invented comedy
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Well well well, how the turntables.
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“That’s what.” - She.
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If you don’t Then you.love me don’t deserve.at my me at my
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I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.
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*forgets to grab Dundies*
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The Office bloopers are the best thing ever 😂
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If you don’t love then you don’t.me at my deserve me at my
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Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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Reminder: If you play The Office S7 E17 at exactly 11:50:13 PM on New Year’s Eve, Toby’s face will explode at midnight and that’s exactly how you want to start the decade.
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SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP.
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Well well well, how the turntables. .
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364 days until Christmas
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If a baby were president, there would be no taxes. There would be no war.
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And then suddenly, she's not yo ho no mo.
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Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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Toby is HR, which is corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced. So he's really not a part of his family.
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She’s not yo ho no mo.
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Everybody stay calm. STAY F*CKING CALM!!!.
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What is more important than quality? Equality.
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Do I need to be liked? . Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked. like my need to be praised.
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"Pam, sorry, are you free for dinner tonight?" . "Yes." . "Alright, then it's a date."
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The original "You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about"
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Well well well, how the turntables. .
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SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP.
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You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?.
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Toby is HR, which is corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced. So he's really not a part of his family.
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Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.
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everyone talks about how jim and pam are goals but don't forget that bob vance bid $1000 just to hug phyllis
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You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?.
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The opening to season 7 of The Office is still and will forever be the best opening to any televison show.
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Happens to the best of us.
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Jim and Pam's wedding will always have a special place in my heart ❤️
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this is the type of energy that I like to see
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The Weeknd was great but nothing will ever top this halftime show
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You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?.
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I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.
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Just poopin’. You know how I be.
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Well well well, how the turntables. .
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Maybe next time you will estimate me.
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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky”. - Michael Scott.
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Maybe next time you will estimate me.
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