Combat Sports, Battle Rap, Pro Wrestling, Horror, Politics, & any other opportunity for miscellaneous fits of smartassery/Mega Megu's Burner.
#MMAisProWrestling
@JesusChrysler15
I know they chose to play Drake, but I can hear the nonrhythmic and faint cheek clapping, heavy breathing, random awkward laughing and the occasional war cry of "woo!". Nothing else.
@STARBANNGGAA
@wristsisfrogs
And nobody in the line reflected on life and thought "This is where I am in life right now because of a chicken sandwich. Some people are remembered for protests, others because of riots.."
Coronavirus II trending and I haven't even seen part I yet. I would say no spoilers but definitely TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT IT IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL.
@gnuman1979
All he has to do is start talking and abruptly stop with no emotion. The kid would immediately know "Okay time to stop."
Example:
Come down here! What did I jus--
@StonedRogan
@ItAintMeBihh
This is exactly when you do it. This is when they get a lil height & base in their voice so you have to remind them. This btw would be the Sequel because the first whoopin is when they're young so that they have in the back of their mind as they get older not to try this.
@SKTheKingYT
To the people asking what happened to Lil JJ, he went on to star in multiple shows in Nickelodeon as well as movies, and goes by Big JJ having done multiple seasons on Wild N Out up until 2023
@EraserBy
@AlexBehunin
When you lose on TUF you have to stay in the house still. So no fights (unless an opportunity arises) and all of the time, depression and alcohol you can drink.
Mike Perry evading the IRS and going on the run internationally for Tax evasion while cage fighting to survive with his questionably underage IG model girl friend is the summer movie I didn't know I needed.
#UFCVegas4
@thejournalista
Twitter makes it seem socially acceptable to be delusional. These performers who get married/pregnant are human beings with lives of their own. Just because they play a role while entertaining, doesn't mean they're that person IRL. It's wild that adults need this disclaimer.
I'm starting to understand Joe Biden's facial expressions. This was his "Wait now hold on, I didn't call the Blacks super predators, that was Hilary Clinton" face
#Debates2024
@ZhouLabUCR
@JoyceLauNews
@DrEricDing
Dear Italy,
Americans don't read. Please resend, but with flashing effects & Suspense Music in the background while you read this to us. Also, please make sure to show footage of mass hysteria via clips of random civil unrest as you do for maximum effect.
Cheers,
Murica🇺🇸
@ach_choo
Tri...angle?.....
.....Triangle?
BECAUSE A-AH, h-he wants to TRY ANGLES, ANGLES that in which he can WADE in, & after he finds D'WAY-IN
A-HA, YALL DON'T HEAR ME NOW
he will SYSTEMATICALLY BRAID the HOMOSEXUALITY into the MINDS of our black MEN and CHILDREN down to the ROOT
@jedigoodman
It's crazy how the illegal streams got more clear after he got'em. Thank you Dana for getting that other guy out of the rankings, he was ruining everything as our main supplier.
@benicetome
@StillSumAsshole
When you find out her body count had nothing to do with sexual encounters.
If this blows up, stay in the house. If it doesn't, stay in the house.
@ChandranTheMan
I'm seeing people mention they aren't related. They don't need to be. Roman Reigns is a heel. Paul Heyman "making a call" to bring in help is out of the heel playbook, not to mention Romans history with Tonga. GOD Mode with the Guerrillas of Destiny, it writes itself.
"WHO IS YALL?!"
I've only actually seen the demon YALL, full name "YALL ALWAYS" once. It is a menace to every black family. It eats all the food, leaves drops of milk/juice in containers, steals & any other type of mischief it can stir up while using its dark art to go unnoticed.
@Giftaveli
@NATERERUN
@JordynAnese
Please, for your children's sake, work on your attention span. Nobody should feel comfortable publicly asking for the summarized version of the summarized version of the summarized version of anything.
One of the best parts of MMA is
@jonjones
constantly catching it from fans that don't know that he's not MMA Jon Jones. It's like an inside joke that has gone on for 12 seasons and still not gotten old just because the timing is always unexpected yet on time.
#MMA
#UFC232
@Phil_Lewis_
She really came to the cookout, ate several plates and after making her to go plate said "If you would like to kick me out I understand, in fact, I should be asked to leave. I remove myself."
@arielhelwani
Very late stoppage for Nasrat Haqparast as Nasrat Haqparast had already knocked him out, but the ref allowed Nasrat Haqparast to land a few more unanswered strikes on Nasrat Haqparast. Nasrat Haqparast protesting the stoppage but Nasrat Haqparast won clearly.
But this is dictator Fulgencio Batista's army corporal receiving his last rites before being executed by a Castro firing squad, not a farmer. Not a land owner. At some point we HAVE to start fact checking & stop using popular names to widespread false information at lightspeed.
Joe Rogan breaking down how tight the choke was, look at Valentina's face compared to her jaw line immediately after having the choke released.
#UFC285
@Fredericoo11
Women value stability and your lack of education makes said stability questionable...this post makes said stability even more questionable just go to school.
It doesn't need to be all of this. Listen, I know a guy, alright? Here's his number, he'll help.
@TyCardon
@Thekidgib45
Ben created an entire scenario that isn't happening just to seem tough. There is a lot of ifs in this very specific and overly dramatic unrealistic scenario. +10 Clown Points, Bonus +2 for Online Machismo.
@dodo
I love how people watch a video in full, then complain about the person that made it possible for them to watch a video in full after watching the video in full.
@SKTheKingYT
They actually resemble the comic more in the pilot, but I'm glad they made the changes for cleaner animations on TV. Pilot had Riley looking like Woo Wop, which is hilarious in itself.
"A promising future ahead of him now in jeopardy for one incredibly foolish act" makes it sound like a good Samaritan was involved in an unfortunate accident instead of a psychopath engaging in chemical warfare.
@Dunk225
@BoneKnightmare
She's a sell out for making sure she made it to her destination on time? We're not landing the entire plane in some random location because of one drunk woman, just make it right for me having to deal with her once we land.
@thedudeUSA
@RexChapman
Perhaps English would have been spoken. And if the cop was afraid he certainly wouldn't have run up and punched the person who is armed, take his boot out of your mouth.
@LordGili
@ihatematt
It's a mental issue and my suggestion would be medication. Medication of choice: shotgun shells, they'd be required to take two in the morning or evening, whichever is most convenient.
@SammyboyBowers
People are laughing but this is legit. The last guy that tried to shoot me in the back I used this very trick. He ended up on one knee just like this. We're married now.
@MMAFighting
Forever a sore loser, the way that UFC protects the images of their darlings is certainly a case study, but it always unravels in the end.
@FORevertexas
@mattzarb
That's probably the best part of Trump becoming President to me, the magnifying glass is forced on the process itself and how it has been for decades.