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My kitchen.
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3 years
Your career journey is harder when you’re an introvert. This was my experience.
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8 years
I hope this brightens your day. 💖😍😍😍
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4 years
Not to brag but I designed an app for over 6 million users and it was launched this month. That's a W. 🚀
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3 years
You can’t make connections or ask for help. You attempt to figure out everything on your own, till you get that big break. And then you eventually do. But your social anxiety is still there. I’ve been there.
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I ordered stuff from an IG vendor that was delayed for over 2 weeks. Then I received the items today with a packaging that reads, “Good things happen to those that wait”.
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Day 1 at Obudu Mountain Resort.
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5 years
I really liked the illustrations in Good News Bible. There was just something about those curves and edges that I loved looking at.
@SonsOfZeus__
Sons Of Zeus🪔(HG Of Cooking😈)
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Bomboclaat
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4 years
If it leads to see finish, then so be it. I'm tired of these rules that keep hindering people from expressing themselves wholely. Just breathe ffs.
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Being overly expressive can lead to see finish.
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- 50 pushups everyday till January 30. - 2 minutes plank, 3 to 4 sets, everyday till January 30. - 100 squats everyday till January 30. By January 30, you'll see changes. Then in February, increase it.
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10 months
This used to be the cost of a flight from Abuja to Lagos.
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Last night, I ended up paying #1 ,850 in total. 💀
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If you set a meeting on Zoom instead of Google Meet, I just assume you’re a stressful person to deal with.
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2 years
“I am passionate about solving complex problems” - Someone who has never been passionate about anything other than their salary.
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I have not seen an actual human being today. I can’t firmly say I’ve spoken to one today, either. I’ve had meetings today, but those people could easily be AI. This is the direct opposite of how humans were created to live.
Lowkey tired of remote work.
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3 years
Laying in bed with your partner, scattered sheets, bodies intertwined, laughing at random things on the internet together. >>>>>>
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7 years
A guy approached you while you were in a relationship. As soon as you break up, please let him know. Let's keep this queue moving please.
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5 years
For those who don't know. Sending pictures the normal way on WhatsApp reduces its quality greatly. However, if you want to send pictures on WhatsApp and still retain its quality, send it as a document (i.e choose document instead of gallery). You're welcome.
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I always watch this musical anytime I come across it. 😂 Fans of Game of Thrones, get in here!! My favorite part is Tyrion Lannister's.
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4 years
What is this tight traffic around Mabuchi Abuja this morning?
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Working remotely and living alone might be part of the reasons my social life is almost non-existent.
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5 years
Olympus Has Fallen London Has Fallen and now, Angel Has Fallen. (Aug 23)
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@princemirxcle I figured since I couldn’t thrive in a community because of my social anxiety, I had to put in twice the work that outspoken people put in. I needed to be sufficient for myself. It worked, but it was exhausting. However things have changed in recent times.
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@_Adaolysa @Papi_waga Lmaoo. One thing is sure. I will not be the first to try
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Women: This, but as friends. Same women: I think we need to define this.
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2 years
Now that I’m looking at it again, it’s funny.
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4 years
Drew onye highway! 🚀
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5 years
Delay is not denial.
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4 years
If Annalise loses, it was part of her plan.
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Who plays the dirtiest and who’s winning a case ?
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6 years
Leon Balogun is underrated. That guy is really good. His performance is probably the second best (after Ahmed Musa's), in my opinion.
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3 years
Using Jumia to get an idea of the price of things before going to buy it at a store >>>>
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2 years
I’m annoyed all over again
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3 years
Tech is basically having 2 full time jobs, while juggling 2-3 client projects, and still managing to come through on all of them, at the expense of your mental health.
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If you do Teams, you’re a terrorist. Plain and simple.
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When Chiwetalu Agu was almost caught planting charm in his brother's land
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Every track on Wizkid's SFTOS album was a jam.
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4 years
Closed from office this evening and went straight to the mall where I took these pictures on my phone. (No filter) 📍 Jabi Lake Mall
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If your name is Eniola, your man is at a car wash in Jabi talking to his guy on fone about the need to break up wit you. Brace up for impact
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2 years
Your competitive salary is someone else’s tax.
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8 years
Lol Asahd Khaled is a well respected music producer who worked on many songs. He shudnt be compared to the rest please. That's disrespect.
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17. PICK ONE - Asahd Khaled - Blue Ivy - North West - Luna Simone
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I deleted my BBM. I stopped posting on IG. Now I hardly even open my Whatsapp. There is a spirit in this Twitter tbh.
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2 years
One quick picture of my shrine before I close my laptop till Tuesday.
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Falz is one of the very few artistes in Nigeria that don't depend on the beat for the song to blow, but captivating lyrics. Mad talent.
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2 years
The moment you realize that humans are inherently selfish and that almost every action is driven by selfishness, it becomes a little easier to forgive people.
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Dear TL, please teach me something new on this tweet. Anything goes. 🧐🤔
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Some of us don't care that you're fat or short or too slim. We just want to love the hell out of you if you let us.
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Atmosphere is charged up already. We begin. #TheExperience14
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Forever a fan of this guy. And that's that!
@TeamDreamville
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J. Cole really did the greatest TV performance ever with “Be Free” 🔥 Chills every time 🗣
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My theory is - if you’re doing great meaningful work, getting paid great money by the day, and growing yourself continually, you won’t have the time or need for any form of tech/design squabble on here. Because your time is money, literally.
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I pray you people heal from whatever is causing this bitterness.
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The pajamas match but does the DNA match?
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Eventually, it's not the years in your life that counts, but the life in your years. Happy birthday to me.
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Girls won't let your hoodies and face caps rest. 😩 Everytime "let me see if it will fit me", and from there...
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If you're not voting anybody but you're just patiently waiting to see who the winner will be, please RT let's know ourselves.
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Product Managers seeing you tweeting on the TL when you haven't responded to their Slack messages:
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When you're hiring a designer, please understand that the work isn't in pushing pixels. It's in the thinking. You're paying the designer to think and strategize. And that's a whole lot of work.
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Klaus said: "You mistake my intentions. I haven't come here to fight you. Not at all. This is to be an execution. Tell me, how exactly would you like to die?"
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Most brutal Vampire ?
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Omo. I'm tired of being poor
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I know heaven is a mind state, I've been a couple times. // 📷
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Day 2 at Obudu Resort.
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Omo. My design/tech guys are getting mad jobs. E dey sweet me dieeeee! God! 2021 go too make sense!!!! All of us go chop one by one. 🔥🔥🔥❤️
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@ebuka_mordi Please allow me...
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@kazlaw01 Leadership. 👊
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As from now on, if I like your tweets consecutively like 5 times, just know I have shot my shot. All you need to do is DM with yes or no. 🚶
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Friday jpegs. It's the shirt for me tbh.
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When you stop chatting with someone you used to talk to all the time and y'all reconnect, it's never the same person that comes back.
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6 years
This video gives me joy. Does anyone know who she is? Tag her please. So beautiful. 😍😍
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2 years
Another year round the sun. Happy birthday to me. 🎈
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You see this thing called Cameroon pepper? It does wonders to food
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It's 2017 and this combination is still undefeated.
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This Evss and Fatherdmw cruise is how women play with you and pretend they like your jokes before they curve the living daylight out of you.
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2 years
The Cavemen know this music thing too much, man.
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7 years
Let's play. Like this tweet if you want me to sketch you using your avi. NB: It might come out anyhow. So.. 😊
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Imagine crucifying Chris Brown for something he did 9 years ago. But you're in an abusive relationship and you don't want to leave. Your brother harasses women, but you cover up for him. But by all means, crucify Chris Brown cos he's the elected scapegoat. Hypocrites
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When I say I'm always busy, I'm not exaggerating or trying to be standoffish. I am actually genuinely busy. When you don't have money, you have to work like an idiot. And you probably won't have time for anything else. That's where I'm at right now.
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I am reaching dangerous levels of attractiveness. God help me.
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Season’s greetings, from me and mine. ❤️
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@Amaraofabuja Not really. I was already irritated.
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As of today, competitive salary don finish and it’s just first week of November.
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Day 1 [continued] - Presidential lodge - Becheve nature reserve. - Nela waterfalls.
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I really hope everyone finds every good thing they’re looking for in this life. Because outside of this bubble called social media, life is hard. It’s hard for a lot of people, man.
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#BBNaija is happening in South Africa.
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@Ms_Onoja Absolutely! I could even do 2 days on-site for good measure.
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4 years
*launched officially this month
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Lol. You didn't watch this show. It shows.
@_titi_o
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Fight to death. Greyworm vs Theon Greyjoy, Who wins?
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Don't bloody settle. Do more. Be more. 👍
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It’s year 2001. You’re in primary 4. The bell rings for break time. You run outside with your 20 naira note. You buy 2 speedy biscuit and 2 coconut biscuit. You play a bit and then go back to the classroom, while still holding your biscuit. Life is good, you’re happy.
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Bruhhhh
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The moment a woman tells me I have competition, that might be the end. This has happened before. You don't have to tell me, I know other guys are on your case. But when you tell me openly, you're just threatening me. I won't have it. Go and meet the competition.
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Lagosians are always quick to talk about their traffic like it's something to brag about.
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Na Daniel dey ginger everybody right now. You go wan close Slack, off laptop, but “23x salary” dey replay for your head.
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Simi's album is my favorite Nigerian album this year. Content is so rich and original. I keep saying this. If each song on that album was released one after the other, they would all be hits.
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@Ms_Onoja I feel like I need to see coworkers in person once or twice a week, to boost team spirit and productivity. Also, dressing up to go out >>
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I apologize. I wasn’t familiar with your game, King Promise.
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@__namso It's annoying. We just keep building unnecessary emotional walls.
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8 years
When your father knows your soul is only in rap music and he wants to give you an advice. 😂 😂 😭
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I feel a sadness I didn't know I could feel for a stranger.
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