If you praise Modi for his bold decisions on Kashmir and triple talaq, then you should criticize him for his horribly inept and stupid handling of the economy as well. Otherwise, you're actually just a blind Modi bhakt
Most corrupt people in India:
8) Customs
7) Excise
6) Income tax
5) Police
4) IAS
3) Politicians
2) Judiciary
1) Media
Guess who gets beaten up?
1) Doctors
Siddhu skips the cremation of Atal Bihari Vajpayee whom he had publicly called his political godfather to attend Imran's swearing in.
Be an asshole, but never an asshole like Siddhu
After killing 40 Indian soldiers, the PM of a terrorist nation returns a captured Indian soldier under severe international pressure and immediately becomes the hero of India's liberals.
Yes, our enemy is our own stupidity
I think the one mistake that will really cost Narendra Modi is that he fought against corruption in a country in which almost every single person is corrupt
I don't fukcing care that Pakistan is nearly out - I only know that I don't like to see my country lose. And Dhoni really looked like he wasn't trying at all
Those laughing at Kangana Ranaut riding a fake horse probably believe that Superman flies for real and that Sylvester actually destroyed the entire Russian army
She dared to address a gunda as "Tu", even if the gunda is the CM of the state. Kangana may be crazy, but the girl has more guts than all of Bollywood put together
What Modi needs to realise is that there's nothing called redistribution of wealth. Because if you take wealth from a man who knows how to create it and give it to a man who doesn't know how to handle it, that wealth will be lost and the society will be poorer, not equal
We all love cricket. But this ain't IPL. Once the National Anthem is sung, all men and women of true hearts support their own country. Loyalty is a beautiful thing - try it sometime
Kangana: I pay income tax of 15-20 crores per year. What's the contribution of Sanjay Raut and Uddhav Thackeray to Maharashtra's economics? Who's actually the haramkhor (muft-khor) here?
Girl's got guts
When a father tells his daughter to not stay out too late at night, it's not patriarchy - it's love acting on the knowledge that the world is a very bad place
*A horrible crime happens*
1) Media goes for TRP
2) Politicians play politics
3) Twitter celebs try to get RTs
4) Facebook and WhatsApp demand brutal torture and execution of the criminals
5) Things cool down
*Next horrible crime happens*
#ThankYouModi
for being a strong and determined leader who was able to bring back
#abhinandan
within two days and that too without giving an iota of concession to the terrorist country holding him captive
It's fine to hate Modi, but if your hope for India lies with people like Rahul, Mayawati, Lalu, Akhilesh, Tej Pratap, Mamata and Sonia, I seriously doubt your mental balance
Sonam Kapoor posts a dumb tweet. She gets 2000 critical comments. She ignores1,995 decent comments exposing her hypocrisy, RTs the 5 abusive comments, and pretends to be a victim of an abusive country
Sourav Ganguly said before the toss that he would've batted first while most experts were applauding Pak decision to bowl. No wonder Dada has been our best captain
People who judge others' intelligence by their GK, haven't you read Sherlock Holmes? He didn't even know that the earth revolved around the sun. Because he wanted his mind to be free of things that were irrelevant to his job.
Intelligence is NOT defined by GK
If Pakistan ever attacks India while Modi is PM, 98 out of 100 Indian liberals will cheer for Pakistan. And the remaining 2 will tweet that China should send in its army as well
The ultimate power of Arjun was neither his weapons nor his skills, but his complete surrender to the will of God. He questions and doubts relentlessly, but when he surrenders, he surrenders completely. That's what faith means
Well dear environmental activist, farmers cause great damage to the environment by using excess pesticides and burning stubble. This is why kids should get an education before becoming activists
मुझे लगता है कि अंग्रेज़ी भाषा के उपयोग में पारंगत होना कोई विशेष गर्व की बात नहीं है - पर स्वयं की मातृभाषा के प्रयोग में अक्षम होना ज़रूर शर्म की बात है।
Dear feminist ladies, you don't have to worry about Kabir Singh at all. From my long observation of your antics, I absolutely guarantee you that you'll never ever inspire such passionate love for yourself in any real man
What horrible times we live in when a boorish starlet like Anushka Sharma can attack the greatest Indian batsman ever over a completely innocuous statement, all in the name of a misguided feminism
If Maharashtra had a BJP government, the trio of Rajdeep-Barkha-Ravish would've descended on it like avenging angels for its shockingly inept handling of the COVID-19 crisis
I hope Virat Kohli realizes that as a sportsperson, public adulation, GOAT status, no 1 ranking in the world and ad revenue don't matter one bit if you cannot perform at the highest level when your team needs you the most
You guys don't listen to Rana Ayyub, Shela Rashid, Swara Bhaskar, Shobha De, Dhanya Rajendran, Nidhi Razdan and Sonam Kapoor when they tell you to vote against Modi. This proves your patriarchal mindset
Millennials want great sex without emotional connect, wonderful relationships without boring responsibilities and magical love without sacrificing their egos for it. And then they wonder why life feels so empty
Finally found a gym trainer who has promised to make me muscular in 6 months or I get my money back.
I'm already planning what to buy with the money I'll be getting after 6 months
The worst part is, people who die of COVID-19 will die alone in isolation, with no family around to comfort them in their last hours. What a terrible death!
Right wing ideology is based on making life useful. Which is why RW mostly become doctors, engineers, bankers and scientists. Leaving the left wing to rule the media and academia
So public trolling made a star kid delete her Twitter account? Well I'm not sorry, because real life trolling from star kids and their coterie made Sushant Singh delete his own life
What is the point of showing off sophisticated weapons on Republic Day when the country's capital cannot be protected from being vandalized by mere goons in tractors on the very same day?
201 medals won by Rajput regiment, plus thousands of war martyrs. All earned by 'cowardly' Rajputs in defending the skins of 'brave' social media warriors like this
"This arrogant team India scores twice more runs than needed to beat a team of black players that was already out of the world cup. This fascism and Brahmanical bullying is the hallmark of Modi's new India" - Liberal newspaper tomorrow
What's this sentimental rubbish about farmers spending their lives feeding the country? You can as well say that doctors spend their lives saving the country's people. Both do it to earn money, not out of any noble sense of service
You can call me bhakt or anything else which your petty, hateful mind can invent - but if you can tell me of ONE opposition politician in India who can make a better PM than Modi, I'll vote for that person
Teaching secularism to Hindus is like teaching football to Messi. No people in the world have ever been more tolerant to other religions than the Hindus
One of the main reasons why Samrat Prithviraj flopped is that Akshay Kumar doesn't even look like a Rajput king. He looks like a Punjabi hardware shop owner who loves to go to the gym
Patient enters my OPD today and the first thing he says is:
I'm assistant secretary in ........ (Govt) department
Me: That's indeed a serious problem. Unfortunately, it has no cure
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai is Karan Johar's most realistic film. As long as Kajol was plain-looking, SRK could only friendzone her - as soon as she became hot, he fell in love with her. The movie recognises the fact that outer beauty always trumps inner beauty
Sanghis don't understand that Priyanka Chopra has to inhale cigarette smoke to counter the effect of smoke from crackers on her lungs - aakhir zeher hee zeher ko kaat sakta hai
Kingfisher Airlines, Jet Airways, Reliance, all failing. Corporate Hospitals being sold. Small factories shutting down. Stocks down. And now CCD too fails. Looks like the socialists' dreams of no one being rich and everyone standing in line at ration shops is coming true in India
Nepotism, favouritism, groupism, asslicking, exploitation, power politics - they thrive in all industries, not just in Bollywood. These are basic Indian characteristics
Tweeting our grief is good. Collecting money for the families of the martyrs is excellent. But the real tribute to the martyred soldiers is to be better citizens of the nation they died defending
Maharashtra has the highest number of COVID-19 cases in India. Yet, liberals praising its CM as if he has single-handedly discovered the cure for COVID-19. This is exactly why the whole country distrusts and hates you, dear liberals
To cry like a baby for one's failure shows the true strength of an adult who values his passion above everything else. Leave it, you won't understand. You understand only paise, not passion
I was expecting better temperament from the
@ISRO
chairman. Failures happen and are stepping stones for the success ahead. ISRO's achievements and efforts are applauded by the entire world. A man of his stature crying like a baby because of shortfalls looks idiotic to me.
Sushant Singh's death has shaken us to the core, because it makes us ask the question that do talented middle class people with no Godfathers have no right to aspire and dream in this country?
Most young people join a protest because:
1) It feels cool to be a part of a trendy movement,
2) The feeling of having contributed to humanity gives some respite from the guilt of their real lives which are full of shallow, selfish pursuits
People who are making the Serena Williams meltdown into a woman challenging men's authority issue, you're being foolish - this is simply a case of an entitled superstar believing that she's above the rules of a sport
Maybe these 4 were the real culprits. Maybe. But the next time such a crime happens, the police will just round up 4 people and execute them, and the bloodthirsty barbarian crowd will be happy that justice is done