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@robrousseau
@ananavarro
at what point do we get to vote for "no kids in cages" or "no war" because it sure sounds like never to me
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When a guy named “Moneymaker” won the Main event 20 odd years ago that was really inspiring to me. Not because of poker but because I knew how much weed I was destined to smoke as a guy named Bakes
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hundreds of players will flock to
@wsop
this year and play a 1500 HORSE tourney drawing dead, but that's the only HORSE dollars they'll lose on the year because mix players refuse to play anything but 20-game mixes featuring games like Super Razzsuckme and Triple Board Badogshit
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If you bust the main and feel like you never want to play poker again can you do us a solid and just drive straight through the Paris parking gate arm so we can all get out quicker
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@BenjaminPDixon
you're really helping the working class with this tweet thanks. in no way does this come off as a petty grudge from one youtuber to another. Healthcare Pls
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Can't really get around how stupid this it is not to stream every event in 2022. We just saw papered up YouTube stars on a live stream get a giant response, WSOP should be streaming every single event live on Twitch and pulling out the stops to make it a carnival
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So let me get this straight - doordash has never turned a profit, they pay their workers peanuts and give them no benefits, and their owner is a billionaire that donks it off at high stakes poker? Cool!
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If we all go to the bank and get all 50 dollar bills (cursed to gamblers) but take them to blackjack and exchange them for chips, the sudden influx of unlucky currency will make the house unable to win and we can clean up
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Caesars CEO Tom Reeg makes 10 million dollars a year. He lives like a king while his employees at the WSOP are forced to work sick or lose their jobs. This is the system that must be upended.
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@robrousseau
@shoe0nhead
@GarbageApe
it'll happen. when i bring up m4a to magas they never argue with the thrust of it, the main argument is always 'healthcare to undocumenteds" and never the 'to citizens' part
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my first poker bankroll came from selling my high school trumpet on ebay
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@Armando01474937
@dilanpcook
killing a man by kneeling on his neck is violence. destroying the house of murderers is justice
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Retired from poker for the foreseeable future, have been playing piano a bit more. Finally got something decent enough to post I guess
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@yashar
@ryangrim
@maggieNYT
I guess some might find this impressive. Seems to me that the NYT's White House reporting just depends on one person's historical ties to Trump to get much of anything done. Which is why we've gotten the same "Trump ISOLATED" story over and over
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Pete Buttigieg was appointed Transportation Secretary so that he could oversee the rat race
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Just amazing the pushback you’ll get from turd poker players being waited on hand and foot in the lap of luxury for suggesting that maybe the workers get paid a bit more
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@liz_franczak
i've never watched an unboxing video before but if y'all do it, i'll make an exception
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Bagged the chip lead 9 handed in the
@LAPC
@CommerceCasino
10k main coming back tomorrow to play for 325k and the title 🙏
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7 years ago a guy named
@brianchastings
cheated me and a bunch of other players by multiaccounting on a well-known UK gamblers screen name, he paid back some and then spat in others' face.
@ikepoker
was a site rep and looked the other way. HS players circled wagons
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Attention
@mayoroflasvegas
There are coronavirus cases popping up everywhere. You need to close down the casinos immediately. You also need to pressure casino owners to take care of their workers.
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Asking “how much is it?” to a preflop open implies that there is an amount you are willing to play for. If the answer ends up being “the minimum” you should be bound to at least calling
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@ClarkCountySch
we aren't testing, the casinos are open, the governor and mayor are silent, the schools are open. i'm about to get in my car and drive as far as possible from this crater
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@EoinHiggins_
I’d donate to park a billboard truck outside that food line to make sure everyone knew exactly what their Senator was posting while they were hungry
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A zip line from Rio to Panorama. A projector clock on the outside of the Rio so you can see break times. A rule saying you must put in the proper amount if you have it, and another that says all stacks must be visible to start the hand. All this and more if you elect me King
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Decided to end the David Baker confusion once and for all by legally changing my name to Bakes . Will be playing a lot this summer and I would appreciate if reporting would reflect this delightful and completely real change
@pokernews
🙏
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I’m playing the main today because I would rather play with other people who do not respect America
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@kiralighty001
@Ea_Gaymes
@Kotaku
people aren't brave because the US government can easily find and squash them, got it
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Haven’t played
@wsopcom
entire trip bc I knew they would do something to tilt me. Go to window for final day, give them 2k, I need to log in to confirm I’m 21 have to go to support desk, when I get back to cage they claim I never gave them 2k so here we are checking cameras 🤡
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The year is 2021. You're broke and desperate in Las Vegas and finally stumble into what shade you can find, closing your eyes for the first time in a day. Then
@JonathanLittle
comes up and snaps your photo so he can sell it on the internet
Guess which poker player is taking pics of chicks asses on the strip and then trying to sell them as NFTs. No mention of compensation for the models. Wonder if there was even consent? Oh you can buy a NFT of a Thai restaurant too! Nice scam
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why would i study and prepare when the most successful player of the year has just Bin Wenging it
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@tommybayertime
@bitchrespecter
Lmao loved where the peanut butter was eventually found and also the flipped over sandwich
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You lose a big pot all in preflop with the best of it and the very next hand you shove ten blinds with a pair of fours. Big blind is a loose and good high stakes player who smiles and asks if you want action. What do you say to this man to make him fold
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Two guys played a big pot in level one, I’ll spare you the details but no one at the table said anything like “wow” at showdown. Moved to the next hand in silence. And that’s when I realized my table draw was top pitts
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It’s pretty funny that you can show up to the Rio right now and decide whether your 60k main event stack goes into play at 100/200 or 400/800
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@jameshohmann
It represents real people living on the earth, it’s not a temple to some higher power. Fettermans style is the most honest representation of real life breathing people that has ever entered the chamber and should be celebrated.
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@mayoroflasvegas
Many people won't come to Vegas during a pandemic, even if opened. Focus your efforts on getting aid for the citizens of Las Vegas - they will need help from the state and federal government.
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Bagging 800 (30bb, 1.2 average) in the Main. 500 left or so. Don’t think I’ve ever made a day 5. Back in there in 10 hours. Leggo
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Most beginner poker players study their Starting Hand Charts but don’t realize most pros are in group chats laughing like Ray Liotta while we pass around our far superior Finishing Hand Charts
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@donna_place
@CarlBeijer
My guess is that you are pretty well set up if you don’t think the poor and sick need someone to fight for them right now.
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Pretty bad day for legal stock market gambling in the US. Hopefully the DOJ steps in and protects the children
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At my table we had two guys on their phones over and over again while the action is on them. Of course this is the Rio so the dealer won’t say anything, and I’m the “douchebag asshole” for wanting to play poker. Guy lies to the floor and calls me a compulsive liar. Cool place
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The best way we can grow the game of poker is for us pros to start cutting WWE-style promos
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just a reminder that we're indefinitely trapped in our homes because the president lied about coronavirus to help his own reelection chances. you're completely dead to me if you support him and i will be fighting for my life to defeat you politically. no hard feelings
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@hilaryagro
the more self aware ones are going with the 'well actually most of us do believe in a state for some things'. complete silence if you ask them to try to do something about the legion of 'taxation is theft' nitwits that have ruined this country
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Went to the dispensary and gave him my ID, he looks at it and is like
“David…Baker…David Baker! Hell yea bro what a name if I had to make a weed themed professional wrestler I’d name his ass David Baker”
And then he kinda mimicked a walk out with explosions
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@TheAtlantic
@ebruenig
article says absolute zero about the radio hosts that actively spread misinformation, which is where the bulk of the "death shaming" has been directed
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I’m headed to Day 3 of the
@wsop
10k stud! 13 players remain tomorrow I have an average stack. We’ve all locked up 20k cash but it’s 300 and a bracelet for first. Night y’all
Picked up a pot and now we’re in the money of the 10k stud! 20 left I have average
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She wants people to die for the casinos
Las Vegas mayor on coronavirus shutdown:
“It makes no sense.”
She calls for Vegas and all of Nevada to reopen.
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@jessbidgood
@ewarren
i think she's confused about the "ask" part, Klobuchar and Buttigieg were "told". Her handlers will inform her presently.
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Jotted down some brief thoughts wrt the card situation, hopefully this link works, will add to it as I think of more
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Bracelet ceremony at 1 today if you want to see a dead sexy mf receive some bling (will not be as sexy as yesterday)
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I believe that people should be allowed to have over one billion dollars when there are no people without food, housing, or healthcare. Until then people should be be content with an amount less than a billion dollars.
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Hey
@PhilGalfond
I see you’ve added cheating scumbag
@brianchastings
to the Run It Once lineup. Can you get him to stop sending me embarrassing PMs on twoplustwo asking for a HU match? It’s not going to unstain his soul and it’s a little tacky imo
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If a guy at your razz table is getting mad over getting the bring in over over you just say “A King for a king” and I promise he will calm down really fast
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@PathComic
@robrousseau
@shoe0nhead
@GarbageApe
Well there’s zero evidence to suggest that a private system would do anything different than what it does in the US - bankrupt and kill. Let’s not entertain inhumane fantasy
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It really sits poorly with me to see videos of influencers filming their charitable giving alongside “like and subscribe” or promotions for a gambling site. If I’m ever at a low point, give me money and get that camera out of my face
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Yesterday
@brianchastings
admits his MA to me in one of the most deluded private messages I have ever read
http://t.co/1qTBWVU3KZ
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There was a tip pot discrepancy so I decided to tip the dealer an extra 25. Players all complained and said I made them look cheap. Announced I would tip next 4 dealers the same. did it first time and flopped a Royal. Did it second time and made a 5 badugi. Food for thought
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Mini main
Mini mini mini mini main
Line snake around me
Now I can’t reg no more
Can’t push my edge no more
Have mercy on me
Mini main
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Read this thread and despair. Blue check liberals crying misogyny because "raked" is too charged of a term to use for 300k a speech and Blue MAGAs saying that everyone does it, so it's fine. Broken country completely gripped by big money in politics, and the serfs defend it.
In the past two years, President-elect Joe Biden’s pick to be Treasury secretary, Janet Yellen, has raked in more than $7.2 million in speaking fees.
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the professional commentator class makes the easiest 6 figs in the history of humanity and doesn't understand why regular people might cherish 2 extra years of life where they don't have to toil at their job
@BriannaWu
Oh sure. Sorry, previous tweet was unclear, but was responding to the French losing their minds over a relatively small increase in the retirement age.
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Swiping my diamond card at the exit and waving people through the gate like an enthusiastic traffic cop
Parking at the WSOP
8,000 slots available between Paris/ Bally’s
Players can get a discounted 7-day pass for $100, available at the main WSOP cage.
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@AlexandraChalup
wow its crazy that the KGB cultivated a nice old man that wants to give people homes and healthcare, i hope they do it again
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new followers - i'm pivoting to thirst traps in about 24 hours. this is your only warning
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