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@DJJNews

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I love randomly calling group chats I’m in
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@BengalYouTube That’s Bryant Young’s son
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@BengalYouTube I’m confused why they put the same guy on twice?
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1 year
I frfr hate my roommate, I’d kiss him if he came back home tbh
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1 year
@Bevicus look at this bs
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10 months
@BengalYouTube I still send my ex a link to all your videos
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1 year
Just had the best @McDonalds of my life. @Bevicus
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1 year
Just put my life saving on Vikings ML @PrimeCelestino @zachlanebryan @POTUS
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1 year
Frfr about to quit my job at @OldNavy
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2 years
My roommate frfr a bitch, he doesn’t know that I’m not paying rent this month
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1 year
Ryan Michael Jeffers is the best catcher in baseball atm
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1 year
Me, @PrimeCelestino and @Bevicus at the Northern in two weeks (I’m the camera man)
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1 year
@MLB Sonny Gray gives vibes that he would be a landscaper if he couldn’t throw a baseball
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Gilberto come home
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WALLNERRRRR BANGGGG
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
Bro this guy is insane
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1 year
@BengalYouTube I send my ex girlfriend a link to every one of your videos and she still hasn’t blocked me
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Daniel Johnson
4 months
I’ve seen enough get him in a Twins uniform
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#MNTwins prospect Zebby Matthews tonight for @WindSurgeICT : 6.0 IP 4 H 2 R 2 ER 0 BB 6 K
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@TFG_Football Sam Darnold gonna end up like Case Keenum is scam his next team
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Daniel Johnson
2 months
They traded Hugo too???? WTH
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Edmonton Oilers
2 months
Thank you, Cody (& Hugo), for your contributions to the #Oilers on & off the ice.
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I’m hearing #notredame to the #SEC
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1 year
Just had the best @dominos of my life. 4/10
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1 year
Starting the dfa Keuchel allegations @PrimeCelestino
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Daniel Johnson
4 months
Should’ve been Ryan Jeffers but whatever
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MLB
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Adley Rutschman is headed to his second straight #AllStarGame ! He’s the American League’s starting catcher.
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It’s your time to shine @JoshShapiroPA
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1 year
Honestly you’re not a man if you don’t gamble all your money away on sports betting
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1 year
I always treat my employees well
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Daniel Johnson
5 months
This the dude who threw his girlfriend out the window?
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Tom Pelissero
5 months
Reunion: Veteran CB Cam Sutton is signing with the #Steelers , per his agents @davidcanter @NessMugrabi of @GSEworldwide .
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1 year
@PrimeCelestino @Bevicus look at this dumbass take
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
Going to Fargo if anyone wants me this weekend
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1 year
I might see @PrimeCelestino tomorrow omg
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Daniel Johnson
5 months
Brother how about you stfu and leave my pookie bear and stop quoting him
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A bat you say…
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@EdmontonOilers I think it’s time to fire the head coach, bring in a guy like Jay Woodcroft.
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@KirilloffRBW Not starting anything but Minnesota also legalized weed last year
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Daniel Johnson
4 months
Fuck
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Adrian Wojnarowski
4 months
Free agent F Kyle Anderson is planning to sign a three-year, $27 million deal with the Golden State Warriors, sources tell ESPN. He’ll land with Warriors on a sign-and-trade with Minnesota.
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Daniel Johnson
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I turned the game off after the 2 point conversion, you guys are welcome.
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1 month
@KirilloffRBW This is on me actually, started playing bad as soon as I turned on the game
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
Ted is an opp
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1 year
What a run for Gray. Another great start!
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Daniel Johnson
5 months
How about shutting the fuck up?? You’re the Twins biggest opp, every time you tweet, something bad happens. This comeback is your fault.
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5 months
The #KCRoyals are currently the most fraudulent 30+ win team in baseball. That collapse is going to be epic.
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5 months
My favorite thing will be when you finally shut the fuck up.
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My favorite thing about the end of the #WolvesBack season is that I'll never have to watch Kyle Anderson play basketball again.
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1 year
@BengalYouTube I’ll let you know what she says
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4 months
Getting double minors for roughing is so stupid, just fight atp. #nhl #letsgooilers
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
I have credible allegations against Ryan Jeffers of the @Twins for being the best catcher in baseball. #metoo #mlb #mntwins
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4 months
1. It’s definitely a buck or at least it’s supposed to be. 2. Please take a picture 3. Get Brace in the in the stands to take one
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4 months
There is also a man wearing a Buxton jersey over what appears to be a full-body moose costume
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Daniel Johnson
10 months
@KirilloffRBW The Twins won a playoff game this year and Wolves are good. Forget about the Vikings
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
Here is my diploma from @harvardmed
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@ChoZiNBomb86 @JimBowdenGM Do you know what money laundering is?
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
@BengalYouTube Almost guessed Pete Rose in the bottom right. Also as you can tell I’m really good at memorizing obscure players from the 20s and 30s
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
This hot and sexy guy makes a good point
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@Timberwolves Wow. Wolves run the league
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MLB
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Nestor Cortes just casually pulled up in denim Nike cleats today 😭 (via @Yankees )
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Love this move for the Timberwolves; Luka Garza minutes will heal the world @sixringsofsteeI @CelestinoWRLD @Bevicus
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4 months
Free agent C Luka Garza is returning to the Minnesota Timberwolves on a two-year deal, sources tell ESPN.
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It’s seriously time to start the discussion about Naz Reid being the best player in NBA history
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@NDSUfootball Terrible play call, but how was that not pi?
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1 year
I will NOT be seeing my ex
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1 year
Going to Fargo if anyone wants me this weekend
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Daniel Johnson
5 months
How about shutting the fuck up instead?
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SB Nation
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An ode to Karl-Anthony Towns, the most annoying guy in the NBA
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Give me back the bird @X
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1 year
I’m hearing this from the voices in my head btw
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Naz Reid
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Daniel Johnson
10 months
Why so much cake
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Washington Commanders
10 months
QB Jacoby Brissett will start on Sunday
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
@Snapchat @snapchatsupport I have been unable to log into Snapchat on my phone for 6 months, please help
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@Timberwolves Can we start a Naz Reid chain?
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1 year
I can’t believe Max Kepler didn’t swing at an obvious strike
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@Vikings Did they give him the same hat that he’s already wearing?
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Daniel Johnson
7 months
Posting criticism for Evander Kane is so risky because it’s valid but they’re way too high of a chance of ending up on Anna Kane’s story
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
I loved @_dbp_ Comparative Politics class, I wish I could take it again
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I want the new Harry Potter to just be the original kids playing the same roles again, but as kids. Daniel Radcliffe already has the height to do it.
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@EdmontonOilers This man just scored in the Stanley Cup Finals
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
As a Doctor who went to @harvardmed I am officially declaring a new endemic of Depression in Cleveland after the @CleGuardians season effectively ended today.
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@DanHayesMLB My boy Cayden also said thanks
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1 year
Who ever invented parlays need head but also to be stoned by the public.
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@sixringsofsteeI Antony Edwards is number 1 (I’m biased)
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1 year
@Exiled_axe @BengalYouTube That’s what I’m saying (she slept with my brother)
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Daniel Johnson
8 months
Stg bro has a season ending injury every game and always comes back, he has the Naz Reid work ethic
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Minnesota Timberwolves
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AVAILABLE.
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1 year
I failed it both times I took it
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1 year
I don’t really care enough to watch the #worldseries , but it doesn’t really hurt the viewership because I was going to illegally stream it
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
@snapchatsupport Would be so much better if you had an actual support line instead of just constantly ignoring me when asking for help
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Daniel Johnson
1 year
It’s time to talk about the #RaysUp downfall
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MLB
1 year
The @Rangers roll into the ALDS. #Postseason
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Breaking🚨🚨 DJJNews is offering @CelestinoWRLD and @RileyWetsch 5-year rookie max extensions
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@TWolvesRise @JonKrawczynski One last fuck you from Glen to the fans
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1 year
@eckhardt2012 @immaculategrid You just gotta have a little ball knowledge
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Naz Reid
@Timberwolves
Minnesota Timberwolves
1 year
25 FOR NAZ REID 🔥
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1 year
My insiders (I have voices in my head from my ocd) are saying that Ohtani is signing with the Twins on a 10 year deal worth 40 million, also the Twins are buying the entire country of Japan to make the deal go through
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