Devil Dog David (3-D)
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3-time Twitter/X Page Of The Year winner 2021-2023; best meme-maker on Earth; married; vet; Seattle native living in SoCal; pronouns dirty/white/boy
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The thing about 9/11 is that if it was an inside job, it was the stupidest plan ever, and the mistake that conspiracy theorists always make is that they think that the people who would plan something like this or the Trump shooting are every bit as stupid as they are.
Over 20 years later, new footage of the World Trade Center collapse on 9/11 has surfaced. Recorded by Kei Sugimoto, this rare video offers the only known angles not filmed from the south or east of the towers.
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Not that anyone gives a shit, but I turn 57 today. 🥳🎂
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@catturd2
TRANSLATION:
Before DeSantis decided to run for President: "DeSantis is totally awesome!"
After DeSantis decided to run for President: "DeSantis is totally bogus!"
Replies are welcomed and encouraged.
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@robreiner
This can't be stated enough: you should never be allowed to go to a public beach ever again.
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@davidhogg111
Has anyone else in history ever overvalued their existence like this based on "I was kinda close to a murder"?
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@mmpadellan
I don't understand why there are still libs who haven't denounced your hypocrisy.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
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@GeorgeTakei
It's a good thing Mr. Takei abandons his tweets after he posts them so that he can't delete this one. Even his followers are face-palming and staying out of this one.
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@StiflersMom45
@robreiner
100% attributable to Trump, 0% attributable to the guy who actually did it. That is LITERALLY what this nutball just said.
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@JoshSeefried
I've noticed that while Josh replies to people, every "When did he attack gay people?" has been met with silence. Smelling some lit gas here...
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@Imagecaptured
Like sponsoring third-world kids? "This is Kyle. He's 32 years old, has a college degree, lives with his parents, and dreams of someday working someplace that doesn't smell like cooked meat and potatoes. Just 8 dollars a month can help Kyle achieve his dreams." 😄
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@mmpadellan
What cracks me up is how Brooklyn Dad so badly overdoes it. Granted, his handlers tell the fudge stripe what to say, but it's so obviously fake and forced that its comical. "CHILLS" 🤣
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
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@StiflersMom45
@robreiner
He has the worst TDS I've ever seen. He literally can't talk about anything else.
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@robreiner
Speaking of soothing balm, were you able to cover your entire torso without having to open a second tube?
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@GeorgeTakei
If she had murdered someone, you'd still be celebrating just because she's gay.
I guarantee that none of you will have the guts to reply because you know it's true.
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@robreiner
Speaking of nails, I wish someone would put a couple in my eyeballs right about now.
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@NotoriousRBF
@elonmusk
Then they should have done their jobs correctly. If you can't do your job correctly, you're going to be unemployed and if as a result you can't feed your family, it's your own fault.
Argument over.
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@mmpadellan
If Crist had just stood there and belched Dude Looks Like A Lady you'd say the exact same thing.
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@mmpadellan
Maybe you should be the prosecuting attorney and show everyone how it's done. Oh wait, you're just a paid shill who posts things on Twitter that you yourself don't even believe. Never mind.
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@robreiner
Speaking of frontlines, did you really have to stand on the frontline of the ocean here?
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@robreiner
Rob, you should direct and co-star in the biopic. How beautiful a scene would it be for you and Griner to run lovingly toward each other on the beach like Dudley Moore and Bo Derek in 10. You two even look like the number 10. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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@DogRightGirl
@georgelopez
Two things: first, Lopez is only pretending to pee. Note the path of the water stream, he's pouring water. In that respect we're being gaslit.
Secondly, it's not "the left", it's George Lopez. This classless act is on him alone.
Replies are welcomed and encouraged.
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@davidhogg111
I like how he says "white nationalist" purely to pander to minorities.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply to this.
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@mmpadellan
If you ever ventured off your own feed, you'd see conservatives frequently criticizing their own. There's a reason why the term "RINOs" exists.
On the other hand, you never, EVER see libs criticizing their own.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
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@robreiner
But a bad day for Greenpeace, who couldn't quite manage to roll Rob Reiner back into the ocean. ☹️
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@bhunt2269
@3YearLetterman
@TheRealBuzz
@BuzzPeterson
@NASA
@neiltyson
@MikeTyson
@GeorgeForemanCo
@georgesoros
@FLAGALine
@KirbySmartUGA
@coach_bnapier
When they ask for his ID, I wonder if he whips out a $ 100 bill.
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@robreiner
Speaking of porn stars, I don't think that you should even bother to audition, Rob.
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@ThePoliticalPom
All these people are failures. JoJo with her husband leaving her and taking the kids. Jack Cochierella with the sexual assault allegations. Jeff Tiedrich the failed musician who has Elton John Syndrome (EJS) and looks like an old lesbian. I mean, highly unsuccessful people.
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@robreiner
Speaking of things that are unspoken, how about things that should be unseen...
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Exclusions for the following Presidents:
Ben Franklin
George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
Alexander Hamilton
The Adams Family (John, John Quincy & Samuel)
James Monroe
James Polk
Abe Lincoln
Herbert Hoover
The Roosevelt Brothers (Teddy & Franklin)
JFK
Gerald Ford
Ronald Reagan
If you own a politically-themed or politician-based bumper sticker, sign, apparel, or other item, you are a stone cold loser
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@mmpadellan
"Who's Matt Tabby?" - Brooklyn Dad when told by his handlers to tweet something about Matt Taibbi
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@mmpadellan
Congratulations fudge stripe, you just made Defiant Ls again and it only took you FOUR days to contradict yourself this time! Man, you are the GOAT of hypocrisy!
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@robreiner
Speaking of proud, look at you proudly showing off your perfect union of muscle!
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Vince Neil of Motley Crue. I can only imagine their set list these days...
Too Fat For Love
Take Me To The I-Hop
Red Hots
Cooks That Grill
Chokin' In The Boys Room
Hurls Hurls Hurls
Dr. Mealgood
Mick, Start My Heart
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@davidhogg111
HUH?!? Most of it takes place in Democrat-run cities and you people want to defund the police. Saying Republicans are soft on gun crime is like saying Republicans voted for Joe Biden. Just a really odd tweet.
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@robreiner
Well, everything except for the big tsunami you're about to cause when you dive into the ocean.
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@GeorgeTakei
No you aren't, nor are any of you liberals. And none of you will have the balls to even reply.
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@bigherm2003
@mmpadellan
Or many Democrats will think about the American people and work with Republicans.
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@davidhogg111
Damn, I just scrolled down the first 100 comments and not a single one is backing Bud Bundy here. Seriously, even the libbiest libs are sitting this one out. 🤣
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@3YearLetterman
@Alamo
@ontheborder
Thank you Coach, and let's not ever forget the heroes of The Alamo led by David Bowie, Davy Crockpott, Matt Houston, and Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin.
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@RachelBitecofer
@Arctic__char
@mrbigg450
@catturd2
Let's critique this objectively:
1. Lame joke that took zero imagination whatsoever. Good luck even getting laughs at the third-grade lunch table.
2. You miiiiiight want to pump the breaks on talking about someone's looks.
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@Super70sSports
Best decade ever to be a kid. Our hair was ridiculous, our clothes were ridiculous, our injuries were ridiculous, and it all was glorious.
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@mmpadellan
Stupid people: This is the NRA and Republicans' fault!
Smart people: This is the killer's fault.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
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@mmpadellan
I noticed that everyone clapping for Brooklyn Dad here looks like they couldn't even bench 100 pounds, let alone stop or even have the guts to try to stop someone on a rampage. Why is that?
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@laurenboebert
Laura, DELETE THIS. As Donald Trump proved, the sitting President has diplomatic immunity and can not be removed from office. As a US Senator you should know this. Read your Constitution.
Replies are welcomed and encouraged, even though none of you will have the balls to.
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@robreiner
And the third will be the day you were criminally referred and then indicted by The Admiralty Court for blocking shipping lanes.
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@mmpadellan
So "local politicians" can't make the decision for us to take the jab. Glad we agree on that! 🤜🤛
Man...I'm in violation of the Emancipation Proclamation the way I own this dude. 🤣
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@CalltoActivism
I think we need to update this. You libs are too funny.
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@mmpadellan
So is that where you pick up your paycheck for posting things that you yourself don't even believe?
Replies are encouraged, even though none of you libs has the guts to.
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@mmpadellan
That's why it's a good thing that just about nobody's actually implying that those things are equal. Oh wait, you are, but you're paid to post that even if you don't believe it so it doesn't count.
I guarantee that none of you libs will have the guts to reply.
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@mmpadellan
What's funny is that this affects none of you and almost none of you knows even a single thing about Hobbs. You might as well be celebrating breathing.
I guarantee that not one of you libs will have the guts to reply.
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@robreiner
Speaking of rejected, how's the appeal to your citation for indecent exposure coming along?
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"I've made huge mistakes in my life and I need you to pay for them."
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@scottjf8
@Super70sSports
The Clayton Bigsby and Rick James sketches alone top Schumer's entire career.
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Happy Birthday to Belinda Carlisle, who turns 65 today! She's had a great career as the lead singer of the Go-Gos and as a solo artist, with classic songs like Cherry Bomb and Maniac Monday.
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@robreiner
Agreed. The Justice Department needs to bring justice and arrest you for waltzing around in public in your frank-n-beans hammock.
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@libsoftiktok
What's really amazing about these videos is that there aren't any conservative video equivalents in existence.
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@mmpadellan
I noticed that everyone replying in support of this tweet looks like they couldn't bench press 100 pounds, why is that?
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@mmpadellan
And if you were asked how so, you wouldn't come up with one damn thing of any substance because you just threw this up there and then abandoned it.
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@davidhogg111
Always use the bodies of schoolchildren as stepping stones to fame when the chance presents itself, eh Bud Bundy?
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@davidhogg111
Anyone ever notice that he looks and acts very much like Bud Bundy? Maybe we should start calling him Grandmaster D.
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@DefiantLs
Takei doesn't even give a s**t that he's a hypocrite. He post his tweets and then completely abandons them so that he never has to see how badly he embarrasses himself.
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@AngelaBelcamino
I'm guessing you've had a lot of things 3 times. Or as they say at your local free clinic, "Hi Angela! So what is it this week?"
🔥 BURN OF THE DAY 🔥 (and no, not the one that sends you to the free clinic)
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@davidhogg111
So some random dude said what you want to hear, and it's gospel. I'll bet that if you read nine things from other Justices saying the opposite of what Judge Burger said, this is still what you'd hang your hat on.
I guarantee that none of you libs will gave the guts to reply.
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@RockNRoLL_85
There are a number of good answers, but far and away the most obvious one is Boston.
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And if you were a rich girl, you knew you went too far but it didn't matter anyway.
If you’re out of touch, these sweet bastards are out of goddamn time.
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@3YearLetterman
@theworldindex
Nobody even KNEW who Egypt was until The Go-Gos did that song about walking like them.
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@robreiner
No kidding, let's drop some off at his house...although he'll just think they're his landscapers.
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@robreiner
Speaking of cliffs, hopefully the continental shelf is just a few more steps ahead of you.
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