Get your shit out of my desk Joey!

@petrogustavo Return to sender. Postage due!

@maddenifico I guess I missed the part of the video where it said “not today motherf**cker”.

@robertearlkeen 2025 will be great if only for that one reason!

@VP Now go buy groceries and fuel, you drunken sea cow.

@robertearlkeen 2025 we will all be feeling good again! Wishing you and yours the best!

@GuntherEagleman Earl Grey

@elonmusk Got an idea that may help.

@PattyMurray Shut up and go make me a sandwich. Your tired rhetoric about democrats good , republicans bad is overplayed. Truth is most of you worthless bastards (politicians) hate this country , the middle class , and God.

@TheChrisLeDoux God bless you all! Merry Christmas!

@robertearlkeen Merry Christmas!

@PattyMurray You will do as you are told by those that you work for Patricia! No shut up and go make me a sandwich.

@VP Translated from Marxist Kamalacrat speak- “ must be able to murder babies”

@ericmmatheny Reminds me of the quote from the great philosopher Mike Wazowski- “Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.”

@TaraBull808 Only if printed on soft two ply paper with convenient perforations.

@TaraBull808 Cyclops

@Mina_Milchbauer They have become ordinary and are no longer the exception. No need!

@RepThomasMassie @SpeakerJohnson All bills should be single issue with a limit on pages. Make them simple. No convoluted grandiose horseshit. Make this happen Speaker Massie!

@ewarren So, “unofficial co-president” was the phrase all of your colleagues came up with at the Marxist shithead meeting today?

@robertearlkeen We plan to make it to the Kansas City show!

@VP Says the cow that had mobile abortion clinics outside of her convention. You don’t care about protecting life. Shut your flapping lips cackler.