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This image is so insanely homoerotic
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A commissioned based on my story "Kremling Banana" drawn by the amazing
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People shitting on him for this are bozos. This is literally the exact same shit as the Pepsi challenge a few years ago. Comparing your product to something of inferior quality isn't "Immoral."
Like you people are seriously gonna die on a hill defending BAN BAN?
Do you have another $4.99 to spend?
Pick the healthier option.
(I will be doing this every time...)
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HYPNOSIS PROMPTS: Comment down three random emoji and I'll give you a short prompt!
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Being part of the society has a variety of benefits. One of those is unrestricted access to constant indulgence, and not one of their members knows it better than Oscar. The tiger wakes up just like any other day, ready to mindlessly indulge himself...
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Looks like K. Rool finally got his hands on DK, and to make sure that the Kong won't ever bother him again, he's decided to make something useful of him...
YOU CAN READ THE STORY THIS IS BASED ON HERE:
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Now on the P site: A club meant SPECIFICALLY for bears?! Grizz can barely believe it. He immediately goes to visit the night it opens, ready to meet a whole bunch of people. There's a certain old man that especially has some interest in him... what a friendly guy!
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P SITE RELEASE: With nowhere to go, Greg takes up an offer to go back to Empire City to discuss some further business plans with an interested patron. However, the man that called him seems more interested in discussing other things...
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Revali starts getting addicted to Mighty Bananas thanks to an admirer of his in Rito Village. Little does he know that his "
#1
fan" has more insidious plans for him...
You can read the story with the L1nk in the comments.
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My, looks like Asgore has become very enticed by the recent gym that opened up in the other side of town. Even better, everyone in there seems to be immersed with the culture of lifting and improving above all else. Everyone else is so welcoming! Maybe... a bit *too* welcoming
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A commission for
@lion_soul03
that is now up on the P site! Watch as a regular, everyday man is turned into the embodiment of pride and power thanks to a Tai Lung suit! (This was one of my fave comms of the month fr so check it out if you can!
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Now on my P site: Max never could put into words how he felt about his father-in-law. There wsa just something about him that made him confused and clammy. That is why when he's told to go to his house for a private talk, Max can't help but feel anxious...
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(|● release) Receiving a gift from a recently moved-in Rito, Kass puts it on in the privacy of his home...
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NOW ON FA: A club meant SPECIFICALLY for bears?! Grizz can barely believe it. He immediately goes to visit the night it opens, ready to meet a whole bunch of people. There's a certain old man that especially has some interest in him... what a friendly guy!
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A commission for
@lion_soul03
now on the P site: Looking through a thrift shop, Vince finds a seemingly early released piece of merch. Eager, he puts it on, unaware that he'll be acting more like a hog by the time he realizes what is truly going on.
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If you want to get the part where the guy cums his brain out you'll have to read my seven pages of setup
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NOW ON THE P SITE: After the battle on Venom, Peppy is disheartened by the results. It wasn't jealousy, but impotency that he was feeling... and unfortunately for him, there was someone ready to exploit that feeling right around the corner...
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Now on the P site; Looks like Pete's gotten wind of an elixir that will grant him enough power to become King! The only caveat is that the taste is rather dry and nasty, but surely mixing it with his favorite veberage won't do harm, right?
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Fashionably late but I made a oneshot based on this image! Check it out on my FA on the link below.
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Now on FA: After being demoted from the band's bassist to a bowling alley mascot, Bonnie's had enough of Monty's mocking. Monty will see how it feels to be teased about being washed up when the same things happens to him, even if it requires a little... "push"
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Now on the P site: Venturing deep into a temple, Karnage desires nothing more than to finally collect some treasure without that idiot bear getting in his way. He finally finds a hippopotamus idol, and all the worries about traps and danger fade away as he covets his treasure...
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Now on FA: Looks like Clawhauser has gotten carried away with all the deliveries he's been getting from that lives a few floors down in his apartment. Then again, it seems that the very same baker seems insistent on keeping him on a steady diet of sugary, heavy pastries...
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Bowser goon face?
In 2019, I have posted about how activating Snapshot Mode in Super Mario Odyssey reveals that Bowser sticks out his tongue during the final hit. The addition of Snapshot Mode to Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury reveals he had been doing it in that game all along, as well.
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NOW ON FA: Being part of the society has a variety of benefits. One of those is unrestricted access to constant indulgence, and not one of their members knows it better than Oscar. The tiger wakes up just like any other day, ready to mindlessly indulge himself...
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Looks like Rawk Hawk needs a boost. Fortunately, a fan has sent him just what he needed! The only problem is that he might end up looking more different than what he expected...
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Now on FA: ooks like Asgore has become very enticed by the recent gym that opened up in the other side of town. Even better, everyone in there seems to be immersed with the culture of lifting and improving above all else. Everyone else is so welcoming! Maybe a bit *too* welcoming
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(|● release): Amid an extravagant confectionery exhibition, Louis and Legosi receive an unprompted gift from one of the confectioners. The wolf eagerly unwraps his candy and eats it, making Louis follow suit...
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Naked, Oiled up and hypnotized. Who is winning the twerk off?
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Looks like Gouhin's past his prime, and it's all thanks to his husband Gosha. Coming back from a slow, waddling walk in the market, the panda is greeted by a giant feast and some tender pampering from the Komodo Dragon.
I wanna thank
@Baobaopangoro
for letting me use their art!
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After an humiliating loss at the hands of the Kremling empire, DK is to be escorted to their base. What the gorilla isn't aware of was the fact that he's expecting a very... interesting surprise from the Kremling king himself.
Link below
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Falco's missing, and the only lead Fox and his friends have is his transceiver emitting a signal inside an abandoned pizzeria. What is going on? Who kidnapped the avian? And is there something far more insidious going on inside the establishment? Find out on Pat30n!
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Professional camerman that has a hypnotic flash that completely zonks the person he's photographing.
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Disappearances near a wrestling stadium, kidnappings, the main wrestler going MIA, and the fact that he's been stuffed into the trunk of a car; what do all these seemingly disconnected mysteries have in common?
Carlos is about to find out...
LINK TO STORY BELOW!
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Extremely Goofy Movie PJ rearranged my brain synapses I think. In my brain, it's always fat boy summer.
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"Haida x Tadano is the best Aggrestuko ship" WRONG. Old dad yaoi is all the rage now
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A new story is on my Patr30n! Watch in awe as a normal man is transformed into the spitting image of knighthood! Sure, he didn't agree to it, but any worthy warrior would accept the call of duty without hesitation! Even if it involves a little bit of mind manipulation...
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Remember; The Cornerian Army welcomes EVERYONE as long as they're willing to provide service! (Reminder: The cornerian army isn't responsible for memory loss, identity death, or permanent mind alterations.)
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Your personal AI assistant getting highjacked by a virus made by a random pervert that turns it into a goon-brained horndog that keeps opening porn tabs and downloading hypnosis files into your phone.
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We see tons of city slickers getting turned into farmers via hypno, but how about rural men getting turned into fancy proper suitted men that smoke cigars and value nothing other than money?
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Now on the P site: Having seen a new neighbor with a flower shop move in front of him, Asgore is surprised when the bull monster gives him a flower as a celebration for their friendly competition. There should
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I need them SO FUCKING BAD
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I am nothing if not a man of the people. Did this while eating chicken sandwiches at 11:00 pm. A short story about two zonked dads shaking ass
@CyberXilophone
Not sure, maybe some kind of instazonk memetic thing where dads get triggered and then they show off their fat asses I suppose
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This is the shit I make characters eat in wg stories.
The White Sox will have a 16-ounce "Campfire Milkshake" at games this season 👀
It's topped with graham crackers, marshmallows and pieces of chocolate
(via
@LevyRestaurants
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"Something is brewing under Cherryton... Something that's not just evil, but infectious."
A cover for the ongoing series that I'll begin in my Patreon a few weeks from now. Stay tuned!
Art by: @/Leprosick
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HE DIDN'T APPEAR IN TEARS OF THE KINGDOM CAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY GETTING HIS DICK HYPNOTICALLY SUCKED I KNOW I'M RIGHT
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Now on the P site: A short story about a random civilian getting caught in the middle of a mass robot conversion by one of the hottest robots in comics...
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@JTA866
@sonnyrossdraws
I can't draw either but that's cause I value my time writing and studying more than the prospect of trying to draw. Some of us aren't meant to be artists because we don't find the process of practicing emotionally fulfilling. Deal with it instead of being a con man.
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"Um but the artist situation 🤓" He was telling people it was trashy that in light of a pedophile accusation your first thought is to promote your mid art. He's just promoting a product.
You fuckers memes sega does what nintendont into infamy yet this is a huge transgression
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zonked dorky office workers turned into sleazy construction workers
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Babe wake up new star fox tier list just dropped
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Seems like Foxy's gotten a new job after he was kicked from being Kid's Cove's mascot. He was initially nervous, but after some... "encouragement" from Montgomery, he's more than happy to work the pole.
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300 FOLLOWER RAFFLE! We're already halfway there, so I might as well announce it early! Once I hit 300, I'll let you all know who the winner is! Winner is deciding by spinning a wheel with all my follower's name for it. (Extra details⬇️)
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Now on FA: After *that* incident with the boos and a feast, Bowser has vowed that he'll only eat things that HE has cooked! Even better, after pillaging a village for their ingredients, he's going to treat himself to an exotic feast that those boos could have never made!
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The Koopa Bros force a bandana on you and then make you into their lackey. Your speech transformed into a 90's mess of slang and finishing every sentence with "Bro" as you're made the official 5th Koopa Bro, locked onto an eternal hazing process.
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A hint of what I'm working on... ;)
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Now on the P site: After *that* incident with the boos and a feast, Bowser has vowed that he'll only eat things that HE has cooked! Even better, after pillaging a village for their ingredients, he's going to treat himself to an exotic feast that those boos could have never made!
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Just be sure that you're following + retweet!
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UHHH IT'S HYPNOVEMBER. Okay uh, just gonna repost hypnosis stories that I think are really cool and hot and that you should read and comment and uh tell me how sexy I am for writing them.
For Oct 1st, here's one of my favorites.
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I simply think that all police officers and detectives should be turned into perfect, robotic drones with all their personality erased and files redacted to form a faceless force of control
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Now on the P site: Seems like Jonah got more than he bargained for when he bought a bootleg copy of Megaman He's getting turned into Flame Hyenard! I wanna thank
@Regular_TF
for being the artist for this story!
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Yall want a gummy cowboy story? Holding ONE slot for commissions with Gummigoo as the main focus!
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Beastars Biohazard: Chapter 5 is up! Gouhin seems to have gotten himself into a gluttonous predicament. How in the world did the panda get involved in such a thing? Click down below to read the story and vote what happens on the next chapter!
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Wide Grin. Affixed by a constant whisper in your head. Facial muscles aching against the constant, forced joy upon your brainwashed self. You greet the customer, a rush of euphoria falling over you.
🌀You're a good worker.🌀
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Chat would you fuck the rat guy from Megamind Rules
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(|● release) A demon waits in lieu for a pair that he can extract love and lust out of. Fortunately for him, a pent up deer and a wolf in his shell walk right into his lair of a love hotel, eager to let their love bloom...
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Naked, fatter and oiled up. Who is winning the twerk off?
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Now on P site: Bogo, now fully comfortable in a life of nothing but sloth and gluttony, seems to be having some problems with his local restaurant. Frustrated and hungry, he waddles towards the entrance to demand service, only for him to quickly regret it...
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