I cant wait for these people to learn about cribs.

RT @CubAndSprout:

Normalize inviting your friends for a sleepover. Feeding them plenty of fiber. diapering them and letting them wear your footies. Overnight when they try to sneak off to avoid messing they can learn that actually your footies lock and they will be in them until you wake up.

I should just accept that knowing what your fursona would look like if you had one *is* having a fursona.

It's fun to think about but irl people would want to share a bed so what separate defined areas there would be to make this work.

A big bro + little bro shared bedroom could be so cute. For example, if it had a shared spiderman theme but the little brother had like spidey and his amazing friends instead of older versions.

You know, the problem with caregivers is that if your friend has one you have to listen to them don't you. If you ignore them because they aren't your caregiver you become the trouble maker who cant be trusted without supervision.

Well. I forgot to bring my trick or trade cards that ive had for a year to the party last night.

Watching more people finding this tweet on my actual birthday. .

RT @CubAndSprout:

Maybe the sensor on the pacifier should be triggered by light so if the user tries to talk it picks up the light and resets the time.

A time out pacifer that can be set via Bluetooth and requires the user to be sucking it to avoid resetting the time. A timer on the front informs everyone else how much time is left but the user cant see (without a mirror).

RT @CubAndSprout:

Post about sports team captain inviting you to a sleepover. You think it's your ticket to being popular but he wants you to be friends with his bedwetter brother 'or else. ' and he told his brother you wet the bed too.

This isn't ABDL related really but if this is your computer case I want to know.

Eh, seems fine

My poor padded bike shorts watching me choose a diaper instead for every longish bike ride.

I'm too big for stomp lights but I'm not too big to be made to wear shoes with stomp lights for getting "too big for my britches".

Looking at my shoes trying to see if any would be good hosts for stomp lights ignoring how much TSA would disapprove of me carving out room for a battery pack and a bunch of wiring to the inside of my sneakers.

Me on twitter: "Yeah treat them like the babies they are.".*hundreds of likes*. Me IRL: "Hmm I don't know, do they really want that?".