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@CuteNaija
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2 years
Around this time 4 years ago, I was tasked with producing ceremonial shoes for the Super Eagles to the Russia 2018 World Cup within a week For a design that was approved since Feb 2018, it took a week to the competition in June before I was given 40% payment to produce (THREAD)
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@jessyjule @Babytokyo__ @instagram They are trying to hard to be like Tiktok, That image sharing platform we all knew is now gone. My timeline is now filled with video reels from people I don't even know or follow!
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@imoteda Sometimes, at least do some research before dropping random false opinions. And oh yes! Footballers are "Crazy popular"
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@N0LLYFLIX "Please shift, This is a very expensive car, I don't want it to run over something cheap"
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Madam Tacha, Seyi was a Dynamix TV presenter, In CocaCola Advert, and on Etisalat Billboard at 23. This is apart from being the grandson of the African legendary nationalist, Obafemi Awolowo. I know all of this because, I have known Seyi Awolowo for over 15 years. #BBNaija
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@n0manaz A short summary of what she said 🗣
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@PotHakutLastbun Summary of all she just said...
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Davido's 'Very Special' will be the new Nigerian wedding anthem
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4 years
Two of my dispatch riders called to cancel all my deliveries for tomorrow because NIPOST task force members will allegedly flood Lagos roads to arrest courier companies that don't obtain a new NIPOST permit that allegedly costs 1 Million Naira! Are we not mad in this country?
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Driving home about 2 hours ago, I decided to use a few mins to check on the #EndSARS protesters at Alausa, Lagos and Mehn! It's the third day and the energy is still strong. Shout-out to @seyilaw1 he also came around to show some support! #EndSarsNow #EndPoliceBrutality
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@iSlimfit @SirKodili GENerator - Born in a dark country called, Nigeria
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@lifeofchristal @therealdaddymo1 He is a very tall basketball player, it's very difficult to find a woman close to his height! At the end of the day, they love each other and have produced so many beautiful kids, so the opinion of many people about them on the internet does not matter to be honest
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@TheNationNews COREECTED: Seyi Makinde will be the first governor ever to install a new Soun of Ogbomoso, Olubadan of Ibadan and a new Alaafin of Oyo History made!
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@SavvyRinu They said he is only popular on Twitter! 😂 It will shock them!
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As brutal and corrupt as the Nigerian police force is,Police PR, Ben does his best to clean them up in the public eye, even if we don't like it Then we have Abike Dabiri, who does the exact opposite, profiling and demarketing Nigerians in diaspora on a public platform everytime
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Crypto Genesis 100x 📖🔥🚀
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Unfortunately, the sad reality is that our crime rate over there is one of the highest !
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@therealdaddymo1 This is the kind of Dad I want to be to my son. Marry any race and tribe you want as far as true love exists between them. We will fix the cultural differences and blend over time.
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@akinalabi @officialABAT Reverse psychology is a technique involving the assertion of a belief that is directly opposite! The fact that you have to always come on social media to repeat this same words over and over again is telling on your struggles! It shows how difficult it is for you!
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@Eben_Ik @itz_Rhoda Maryland flood ronu!
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@MrOdanz You people should stop deluding yourselves! There is a huge difference between a Billion in Naira, and a Billionaire in US Dollars! If any Nnewi business man had $180 Billion, the whole world will know him Simple as that!
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Wow! I'm really impressed by the giveaway process on Abeg! For example, you have to answer a question about Ayra Star's song correctly to be able to join @DONJAZZY giveaway on @abeg_app Then correct answers are randomly picked by the software This is very nice and innovative
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Later, Nigerian artistes will be complaining that BET and MTV are giving them awards at the backstage, when they can't even attend an African Award show in Lagos, with all the publicity #AFRIMA2017
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@kmlbkl_1 @Naijapals Everything is off From "Humility" to "Mildly Warm" and "Favourite son"
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So my clothing brand produced all the Squid game outfits for all the celebrity guests at Dorathy's Squid game themed party tonight. I hear they will play the games too! Lot of work put into this the past seven days, It will be nice to see the outcome 🙂
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@38Games0Defeats @tashaaa2000 Let me give you more 🤷‍♀️
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@crown_nike IK Ogbonna: 🗣🗣🗣
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@instablog9ja it's always Nigerians in the UK! Everyday cho-cho-cho-cho like parrot wey rain beat!!
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@Esteembehemoth Thanks for your history lessons! But stopped giving half-baked historical accounts! Lagos existed far before it fell under Benin hegemony in the 16th century! The Oba of Lagos was trading with Portugal as far back as 1472! The word "Lagos" itself is a Portuguese word!
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@dayoisrael Portuguese came to Lagos to do business in the 15th century Lagos has been a commercial capital of Nigeria since annexation in 1861. Lagos was the capital of Nigeria from 1914 - 1991 People have been entering night bus to come to Lagos before Tinubu's father was born!
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@de_elizabethan @the_kemmy The funniest ones are those that respect to disrespect. "Brother Tunde, Ori yin o pe"
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@ladbible One of the best 6 mins I ever spent on Twitter!
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@gidiproperties_ "I will rather spend 1.4 billion on this, and that" You don't even have the 1.4 billion in the first place, you are most likely not the target audience, just move and stop spoiling someone's hustle on a Monday morning!
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@SelormTali This is how to cry... Now, let's take it again ACTION! 🎬
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@KemiOlunloyo @FBI @INTERPOL_HQ @PoliceNG "On the phone with FBI and Interpol"
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@Letter_to_Jack
Man of Letters.
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What’s the finest Idan moment of a Nigerian skit-maker?
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@trending_medic @betty4realluv Maybe na the official royal horse for marine kingdom you ride
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@sydney_talker Twitter Morality Committee critically screening the skit for any physical, mental, social or spiritual molestation/abuse
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Dear Tacha, Seyi was a Dynamix TV presenter, In CocaCola Advert, and on Etisalat Billboard at 23. This is apart from being the grandson of the African legendary nationalist, Obafemi Awolowo. I know all of this because, I have known Seyi Awolowo for over 15 years. #BBNaija
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@CubingLagos . . . Vice-Chancellors of Nigerian universities while watching this video!
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@Galafi_Hamma No be sleep, na meditation!
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@Dxski_ @Babytokyo__ You must have watched too much Nollywood movies to understand this tweet at first glance!
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@RunorHimself @instablog9ja Twitter people Sha! You people complain about the police/SARS profiling you guys because you have dreads or carry a laptop! But yet you are profiling someone's wife here just beacuse she has a tattoo! No form of respect whatsoever for someone's wife! Shame!
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@MakingOfChamps I cover our athletes with the blood of Jesus!
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Bruno Pernandes be like . . .
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According to this report, VP Osinbajo brought Nigeria out of recession with his innovative ideas as Charman of ERGP It's even more fantastic this is coming from Islamic scholars, so no religious sentiments! Some people are asking why the VP needs aides?
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How it started! How we are now!
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Housemates are lowkey wowed to the Laycon songs! In their minds, they be like "People fit like this guy on the outside o, he get talent" They dunno 😁 #bbnaija
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@vonstrenginho A few more for the culture 😁
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@OneJoblessBoy Patience is a good thing sha, I don dey abuse the director for my mind after the first one minute of the video!
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@Not_lolu Enipe middle kini?
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@barneskiva Every trophy Arsenal wins is underrated by rivals until their clubs win it When we won 4 FA Cups in 8 years, it was suddenly a small trophy Community Shield is something until we win it If we win the EPL, they will find a way to undermine our achievements, I can assure you.
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@thatKahLo Wonder how many millions was budgeted to build this skyscraper
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@realchristabel Why check on someone's fiance often? Listen to yourself
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@ChizzyAsa @Anieta805 Some Igbos will vote for him, just because he is Igbo. While many others will vote for him for his competence Just as the same way many Yoruba people have publicly vouched for Peter Obi. The moral of this story is that it's wrong to assume a whole tribe think the same way!
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@figurelawrence @tilewa__ You should CHANEL the energy to CONVERSE with her!
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Paul Scholes was freaking shy as a player, could barely face the media, the moment he retired, his mouth started to run like Ikogosi waterfall
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@instablog9ja it's one thing to be a Lesbian, (Which I have no problems with) But it's another thing to be a bloody Parrot!
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@lamemzy @the_Lawrenz E no suppose hard smart people to understand
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@renoomokri 5 mins later after fighting Buratai!
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@FishBowlOfWine Again, how many box office movies were not made to make money? 🤷‍♀️
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@Abisola_kongat At least powder dey! Praise Master Jesus!
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Dear @NipostNgn My name is Daramola Babalola and I'm a young Nigerian entrepreneur (Founder of PIOLA Footprints and GIDI Facemasks) My businesses has removed over 15 Nigerians out of unemployment This NIPOST new fee will make business difficult and I SAY NO! #SayNoToNipostFee
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@TheSabiRadio 99% of the time man said his rubbish with his eyes closed How can you keep your promises when you can't even keep your eyes open? 🤷‍♀️
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@goddess_yoruba All you people know is ethnic bigotry, ethnic division, tribalism, ethno-religious violence and xenophobia, morning, afternoon, night! Yoruba Oponu!
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@wildeyeq Sometimes we need to stop over thinking things too. Despite the fact that "Football Twitter" must have helped give her album some buzz, she has always been a football fan normally She has been going to stadiums on match days to watch football years before her album was released
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@sosa_ttw All they wanted was to laugh and mock him! Wicked people, that's why they are also stagnant in life! Respect to the people that genuinely wish him well!
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@UnclePamilerin Beans Versus Ogi Perfect match!
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@AFTVMedia @MustafiOfficial Fuxk the appreciation. He cost us this match like he has for many many games in the past. He is simply not good enough and he needs to leave this club immediately, end of story!
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@jibbyfordPr We have particpated in 18 AFCON competitions and finished 1st, 2nd or 3rd in 15 AFCONs out of the 18! At every AFCON, Nigeria remains strong favorites to win or at least a podium finish. Everyone was tiping Ivory Coast and Egypt to win, not Nigeria.... when we won it in 2013.
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@OdedRechavi 'One-Two.....Roberto Carlosssssss!"
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@FabrizioRomano Arsenal please free Mudryk and go for Leandro Trossard now! Paying €100 million for Mudryk makes absolutely no sense!
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@the_Lawrenz One of my best Nigerian skits ever! In between the comedy, a very powerful message passed
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@rara_avis_0 @Morris_Monye Mr Anonymous Quadri When anybody checks your page, it's your full government name we see! Even your phone number and where you stay is not hard to find at all, so just waka jeje! Anonymous indeed! 🤡🤡🤡
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@CO_Chiamaka Or maybe the value decider is in the Penis? And we both know it belongs to only one gender
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@Hugo_Chiez You will never see the Nigerian police here They will rather deploy armoured tanks and artillery, Ak47s to 3rd mainland bridge to fight student protesters
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@Wizarab10 The only currency with a name and surname! Pounds Sterling! 👑👑👑
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@GFFN @gilo_nig It is inevitable!
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@IkukuomaC Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba Everybody is tired of APC in Lagos
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@ObongRoviel Lol imagine French insults Tu es Werey!
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@Postsubman Ah D'banj! Ode wa Seyi tan!
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I can't even question Arteta and Edu at this point! They brought Tomiyasu from Serie A for about £12 million, nobody really knew Tomiyasu in Bologna, and see how he turned out! I trust Jakub Kiwior to bang! And at only 22 years old, he's got a good resale value too Welcome ❤️
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@helgemath @vonstrenginho Yeah! we screenshoted our 48 trophies 🤡
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@urchilla01 "multi-million naira lawsuit" Indeed! Sometimes we act like Nigeria is a normal country, and it's always hilarious to me! I can already imagine the technicalities that will be involved, that's if she even has the finances to pursue it, or the several years in court to waste!
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@wode_maya @Aceofwins @OhemaaE81603514 Maybe you need to travel more and learn We have over 500 different native languages in Nigeria alone In a town in South-West Nigeria, Akoko, Ondo state, over 7 different native African languages are spoken, nobody understands eachother, yet they are all from the same town!
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@OceeAnaeme @MrOdanz Oga, I stand by my words! There is wealth! And there is wealth!!!!!!! You can't stay anonymous when you are within the bracket of the world's wealthiest! Open your calculator app, convert $180 Billion to Naira first, so maybe you will have a clear understanding Cheers!
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@SquidGame9ja Need the perfect costume? WhatsApp GIDI - 08091783597
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@BuzzFeedFood Where is the part where you use the "Omi Eran" from boiling the beef to cook the stew? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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@FatssK All 12 of you still paid for his show tho Alongside thousands of others At the end of the day, he had a massively successful concert. The money he made from the concert most of you all will not make it in 10 years Life is short, Put all these energy into bettering yourself
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#TeamSeyi we need to get voting this final week! My people! Thanks for all your support for @officialseyiawo this #BBNaija season But this is where it all counts! Plesse VOTE Seyi to 32052 as many times as possible!
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Who saw Bambam's face when Rico said - 'I used to have a relationship with BamBam before the show' #DoubleWahalaReunion #Bbnaija
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@MatteoGuendouzi Many Arsenal fans actually want you back and want to give you a chance but.... If you can celebrate Unai Emery winning a trophy with Villarreal, but totally ignore and fail to congratulate your club after winning the FA Cup last year, then you don't deserve to wear the shirt !
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NINA - 44.00% CEE-C - 24.38% TEDDY-A - 16.81% BAM BAM - 13.37% TOTAL ACCORDING TO BIG BROTHER = 98.56% instead of 100% total Dear #bbnaija if you guys want to manipulate votes, at least manipulate it with mathematical sense
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@eniturn "Dear sir, If we give you happy ending and you are not happy in the end, it's on you! It was your decision to be sad in the end! Signed, Management"
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@RBairner @EduardoHagn The Arsenal transfer season is never complete with Draxler rumours. What next now?. Benzema and M'Villa?
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@Letter_to_Jack Press your toothpaste anywhere you want to get your teeth brushed! Na person wey no get anything to worry about dey fight because of toothpaste!
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