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1 year
Loooooved this shape I learned in class today 💪🏽
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4 years
The way Heather effortlessly sent Lisa into a meltdown while applying gloss leading to Lisa running away to cry to her husband. I love this woman!!! #RHOSLC
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6 months
Candiace Dillard Bassett you will ALWAYS be famous
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10 months
I can’t stop watching this
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9 months
Gonna watch the RHOSLC finale again
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7 months
Is that a buffalo coming down the stairs?
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7 months
What comes to mind when you think of Morocco?
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7 months
I just know she kicked those nephews out as soon as she got the news
Marlo with a statement on not returning for #RHOA Season 16: “My contract with Real Housewives of Atlanta ended when season 15 wrapped. This break from RHOA is a fresh start, allowing me the space to participate in new creative entertainment projects focused on my future, and
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3 years
Mary Cosby is Kelly Bensimon reincarnated in the housewives universe
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4 years
The cheers pls 😭💀😭
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3 years
Meredith absolutely raging on Lisa while the girls eavesdrop in fear is SENDING me #rhoslc
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3 years
I found this interaction funnier than I should have #rhoslc
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1 year
you called me a pornography
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3 years
Leaked footage of Jennie at the RHOSLC reunion
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3 years
“how did the feds know that you were at beauty labs?” #rhoslc
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4 years
@erikajayne What has Denise done to you specifically that warranted this post? I’m still trying wrap my head around what exactly you are so mad about in all sincerity.
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10 months
This is how I feel
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3 years
Wendy is so cringe this season #rhop
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4 years
I just know Mary is holding her breath 🏥👃🏾 #RHOSLC
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3 years
I feel like Sutton was implying she’s worried everyone could be subpoenaed and have to recount these flimsy stories Erika has told them. It seemed less “I worry I’m being lied to” and more “I don’t want to be around her to hear more stories and be sent to court myself” #rhobh
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3 years
I caught up with RHOBH yesterday and I’m sorry but Dorit defended Sutton in front of Erika more than any of the other woman at Kathy’s dinner
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3 years
I’m sorry I’m not buying that Mia is this hard working CEO just because we saw a scene of her moving leaflets around. She didn’t even know how to use the company computer system 😭 #rhop
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3 years
Any scene without Noella is dull. Stan card laminated! #rhoc
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3 years
I don’t want this season of RHOSLC to end, this season has been so good 😭! This has become a top 3 franchise for me already
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1 year
674 days since Ramona Singer was last on a reality show
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4 years
Candiace served us looks and BAWDY this episode yasss #RHOP
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3 years
Give Jen an Oscar! She’s genuinely screaming and crying that the FBI, NYPD and Homeland Security arrested her for absolutely no reason and it’s all Mary and Meredith’s fault. This is peak entertainment! #rhoslc
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3 years
The way Bravo fired their first lesbian housewife during pride month sksksks
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3 years
@mrsmiathornton Did you not just bring up Askale’s mother unprovoked at 7am this morning ???
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1 year
the roOooomërz, the nasTinass about her…
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3 years
Real housewives reunions should never be 4 parts 😵‍💫
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4 years
Conspiracy theory: I think the REAL reason Ramona and Sonja were so rude and didn’t want to sit at the table is bacause they didn’t want Leah’s sister getting anymore airtime as they’re threatened that they’ll lose their apples with the recent OG & veteran ‘wives firings #rhony
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3 years
I’m on season 2 of my Ugly Betty rewatch and I’m finding myself being 100% team Wilhelmina Slater. She’s a black woman who has worked hard all her life just to end up number 2 to unqualified white people due to privilege and nepotism. Give her her things! She is not the villain!
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3 years
If Andy doesn’t do this to Erika at the reunion then I don’t want it
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1 year
Same woman who told Emily she was obese on TV btw
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3 years
“…okay🙄” 💀 #RHOSLC
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3 years
Sonja is on her 11th season and she’s STILL crying over her six year long marriage from two decades ago?! #RHONY
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4 years
The RHOA girls really traveled all that way on a private jet just to take a dance class and cook food in an commercial kitchen
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3 years
She found my tweet I’m fearing for my life!
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3 years
I’m kind of starting to accept that Mary won’t be asked back next season #rhoslc
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3 years
Mary almost sarcastically asking “so the feds just randomly picked your name and arrested you?🤨” in response to Jen saying she has no idea why they arrested her is killing me #rhoslc
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3 years
Catching up with RHONY and I am (unfortunately) siding with Leah in her request for paperwork from Luann. Lack of formal written agreement is exactly why Kandi didn’t get sufficiently paid when Kim’s Tardy For The Party was a minor hit on RHOA
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4 years
I think this is my favourite confessional look of the season so far, Ashley is so so beautiful! #RHOP
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3 years
No you don’t understand, I’m OBSESSED #rhoslc
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3 years
Sure!
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3 years
Not Micheal Darby wanting to get into the film industry, we don’t need another Harvey Weinstein 🤢 #RHOP
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3 years
Since it ~seems~ that Candiace and Ashley are now friendly after the RHOP reunion, I feel this may now be a safe space for me to come out and say I’ve actually stanned both of them all along 🙈
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2 years
I love both of them but whew! Gizelle won’t survive the tongue lashings from my girl Candiace. It’s gonna be bad for her 😭
Candiace has unfollowed Gizelle on the gram as Season 7 filming continues! 👀🌸 #RHOP
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1 year
Sai and Erin’s treatment of Jessel is disgusting. Jessel’s uncle, who she lived with, DIED from alcoholism. Seeing them snigger, roll their eyes and accuse her of having an ulterior motive other than sharing something about her life is hard to watch #RHONY
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3 years
I’m kind of starting to accept that Mary won’t be asked back next season #rhoslc
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4 years
Wait, Michael told Ashley that he went to a hotel room with a stripper and just... fell asleep?!? And she believes that?!? girl?!? #RHOP
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4 years
Heather said in her interview with Danny Pellegrino that she is an official ‘friend-of’ next season on #rhony 😁
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4 years
What are the Sutton stans called? I’d like to join
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4 years
I want to know exactly which producer at Bravo thought that we, the viewing audience, wanted to hear about Teddi’s child getting their finger amputated and put back on again 🤢 #Rhobh
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3 years
Naur why did Noella’s husband serve her with divorce papers in a language she doesn’t understand I’m screaming #rhoc
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3 years
#RHOSLC season 2 taglines
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4 years
Jen’s son is a cutie!!😍 #RHOSLC
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3 years
Me when I first saw people doing boomerangs but didn’t understand how to do one myself
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adriana de moura
3 years
Some retail therapy at Worth Ave in Palm Beach 😘
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3 years
The way Noella kept going in about her “sex dungeon” I was expecting more than this tiny room with an Ikea bookshelf, a couple ball gags and one cheap looking restraint 💀 #rhoc
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4 years
I prejudged Whitney too harshly. She’s actually very likeable, intelligent and isn’t afraid to stand by her convictions #RHOSLC
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3 years
Not her biggest fan but can’t deny Leah is serving here 🔥
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4 years
Thinking about how Erika’s own husband never went to go see her on broadway
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3 years
My husband received used golf balls as a birthday present from you
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3 years
People who post images of themselves in the hospital without any kind of explanation in the caption are the worst kind of attention seekers
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3 years
Rinna comparing Denise (maybe) hooking up with a woman to situation about a rapist, this woman is SICK #rhobh
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4 years
A power duo 👩🏻‍🤝‍👩🏼 #RHOSLC
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3 years
Happy March 30th to those who celebrate!
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4 years
Good afternoon to the undercover FBI-informant on Jen Shah’s glam squad
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4 years
“are we being catty? Yes! But that’s what girlfriends do... and Kyle deserves it 🙂” YASSSS Garcelle! she does deserve it!! #rhobh
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3 years
Sutton said lemme do this notes apology on blue to prove I see colour!
Sutton with a statement. 💎 #RHOBH
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3 years
I feel like last years #rhoa zoom reunion was better than this years in-person one 😶
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4 years
The way Monique didn’t want to repeat the rumour Charrisse spread about her only for Gizelle immediately tell us in confessional 😂😂 #rhop
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3 years
Thought I was well overdue a new profile image 🤳🏽
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3 years
The morning of March 30th 2021 at the Shah Chalet #rhoslc
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4 years
@BrandiGlanville @Andy @GarcelleB Many years? You’ve been on the show full time for only 3 seasons and haven’t been asked back since YOU alienated yourself in season 5. Let’s not pretend you were high in demand by bravo 🥴
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3 years
If this is true and Rinna is feuding with Kathy to the point she quits the show then I’m gonna stan 😁
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Kathy Hilton is apparently refusing to film, and it looks like she sent Rinna a cease and desist. Likely, in relation to her Aspen meltdown 👀
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3 years
Where is her Oscar?!
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3 years
maybe Rock With U was too ahead of its time for some people
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3 years
What’s your fav’s biggest hit in the streets? Perhaps it wasn’t eligible to chart because of Billboard’s old rules or it did chart but underperformed. Let’s have a conversation about those songs that get the people going regardless of its commercial success.
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3 years
No you don’t understand I LOVE this woman #rhony
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3 years
I’m 26 (& slightly hungover) today 🎂☺️
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Caught up with RHOSLC and my favourite part was Meredith enjoying her victory bath while nonchalantly explaining her enemy’s arrest to Mary, then STILL marinating in said bath as the rest of the cast arrives almost an hour later 😭
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@mrsmiathornton Are you saying you’re cheating on your husband with Chris? Like what are you saying?
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3 years
Ramona and Kenya serving main characters and giving us a show just like I thought 😌
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3 years
Wait so now some of you think it’s suspect that she knows the definition of a basic verb? Hw twitter is so annoying 😭
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Crystal came awfully quick with that verbatim definition! Rehearsed? #RHOBH
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4 years
Tipsy and feeling myself 🥰
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3 years
I can’t believe I used to stan her I’m so embarrassed
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Andy: What does she have on you? #RHOSLC #WWHL
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3 years
Just finished watching the #rhoa reunion. Kenya called Drew a stray in a confessional filmed AFTER the season wrapped, and Drew even said she only knew about it watching the show, so again, what is her actual reason for having beef with Kenya DURING the season?
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3 years
@JaysRealityBlog @realityenttv Very very weird and disrespectful to the person interviewing
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3 years
She viewed my profile but didn’t accept my LinkedIn connection request 💔
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The way Mother Monica had Lisa fuming at the sound bath event brought me great pleasure. I know she went home to have a good cry to John afterwards #rhoslc
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4 years
So Michael’s excuse for cheating with a stripper is that he was an only child growing up ?? #RHOP
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3 years
She’s actually sick in the head. She saw a video of George Floyd being killed and then proceeded to post conspiracy theories about his death on Facebook. How was that “speaking out against violence”?
Jennie issues an apology for her past racial posts on Facebook. #RHOSLC
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3 years
@bravobybetches If Kenya says DWTS was on 30 years ago then it was on 30 years ago
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4 years
“As per my last email”
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Lisa getting whacked by Monica last week and being whacked by both Whitney, Meredith and her son this week 😍 #rhoslc
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3 years
She said “I am ZenWen, I have time TODAY, tick tock!” like 3 times as is she was trying to make it an iconic line. It’s not that serious
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4 years
I don’t care if you all hate Gizelle, I love her for her dumb theatrics. Bringing her own private security to Karen’s house? Classic #RHOP
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3 years
Meredith allegedly tipping the feds that Jen was in Beauty Lab and taking her down yea yea yea I gotta stan on that!!! 😍
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When elected Governor of California, I will CANCEL, cancel culture and wake up the woke.
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