Cryaotic
@CryWasTaken
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Just a guy wanting everyone to genuinely do their best. DAB
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Also I totally just realized I need to verify: YES it does matter that they are white, because it invalidates the current media argument of black violence. We need to shove that in their face for the argument.
But for us, as a social media? We need to unite better, I feel.
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If you find yourself living purely for one person, I need you to look at yourself and honestly remember:
You're not a side character; you're the protagonist on a really bad side quest. Gather your inventory, turn in the quest, and start your next adventure when you feel ready.
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My 4 year old niece doesn't understand what's going on so we're saying we're going on an adventure. It's some bittersweet shit man.
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I need a relationship with someone like Deadpool has with Yukio. We never really talk, but if we ever see eachother we just SO crush it in happy greetings.
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Alright dudes check it, I know Valentine's Day is coming up so you're gonna see a lot of gross shit from all those people in 'relationships'. Us singles have got to stick together! I'm gonna sit at home and eat ice cream in protest, what are YOU gonna do?
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Hello. My name is CRYAOTIC and I would prefer if you referred to me in all caps now. Thank you.
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I'm staying with a wonderful woman a few states north who opened her home to my family despite us barely knowing each other. Good luck FL.
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Don't fucking sit there next time the loud guys in voice are picking on someone else in your random online game. I know it's scary, but just imagine how that person who is alone being ridiculed for just wanting to fucking play a god damn game feels?
Embrace them and help them
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Can people stop hating on pit bulls? I love pit bulls. I think we should stop hating on pit bulls now. I agree.
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Shoutout to all the people I never responded to because I got distracted, thought I responded to, realized I didn't days later, and then was too awkward to say anything about it so I left it there and looked at memes instead of facing my social interaction problems head-on.
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Ayo. If you're a parent, or it's apparent you're gonna be one, please don't ever make your child feel like asking questions is bad. It's an important habit to have early, because when they're older and have to deal with real shits, they won't be afraid to question wtf is up. 🤓👍
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Guys. I have a confession. I really, really like butts. I'm sorry I kept this from you all.
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Today's the day. The day you're gonna do that thing. You know that thing. Stop not doing that thing you not thing doer. >:/
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Shoutout to all my homies who lurk around the microwave and try to stop it 1 second before the alarm goes off because that shit's too loud. You know who you are. 👍🏻
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Someone just sent me an Amazon gift card for 89 dollars as a birthday gift. Jesus lord that's very sweet but you guys don't need to do that kind of stuff. I'd much rather you guys spread hype memes and good vibes, just enjoy yourselves! :D
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I don't know if my 5 year old niece knows sarcasm yet but I go down to get some towels and she sees me and goes 'Great, he's up'. Hello to you too, pumpkin 😭
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Getting out now. Good luck to everyone staying. Please be safe.
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Listen I don't say it a lot but I love you guys. Y'all are stupidly understanding with my stupid shit and it's stupid but I'm stupid so <3
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I discovered something about myself: Cooking makes me happy. :D
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Little personal bit here but I've been in a weird mental place for a L I T minute, so I'm going to be getting into Yoga and see if that helps things upstairs. I'm super excited to give it a shot and I thought I'd share since I know some of you deal with head stuff as well. 👍🏻
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Health update: Bed is A+, try to move around more and more everyday. Had post-op infection that hindered things but trying my best. Iluguys
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Did you know you can make some sweet jokes that make people laugh without degrading and ridiculing other people? 😮
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Also, random note, but I am so fucking lucky to have the community that I have. Like god damn, compared to so many other stream communities I've seen you guys are like, cute dogs to wild coyotes. 🐶❤️
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Gonna skip the stream tonight, been runnin' on fumes since yesterday because out of the blue my sister's dog of many years randomly was just not alive on the floor and that was not a good day. So I hope you all know that you guys better HUG YOU PETS! 😡 And I love you. Bye.
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Alright guys, confession time. When I was young, I told my mom I did my homework, while knowing full well I had not, and played World of Warcraft instead. It feels good to get that off my chest. Thank you for listening.
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I just really appreciate the fact someone invented lasagna. What a champ.
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If you're going to pretend to be me in a video game, please at least be good at the video game you bumble fuck. We all know I'm a master at all video games, a god if you will. So you need to stay true to the source material you bumble fuck.
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You ever walk in on your sister and her boyfriend banging on the couch, lock eyes with her boyfriend, and he doesn't stop? Same. Now I drink
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We need to quit this higher road mentality. I hate violence, I hate antagonizing, I hate hurting people; but when you sit there and are too timid to call out blatant racism, homophobia, sexism because you're not allowing yourself to get mad enough, the harmless people get hurt.
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Man, why can't men and women just like, both get pregnant for 4 and a half months and then just smush it together so we have babies faster and both people get to feel bloated and want chocolate all the time?
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One of the saddest things in life is sleeping and being so comfortable but then you wake up because you have to pee and you can't sleep until you get up and pee. 😰🌊🛏️
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I'm s🔥o tired of people aski🔥ng if
@pewdiepie
and 🔥me are still friend🔥s. NO. WE'RE FRIG🔥GIN' NOT. FRIEND🔥SHIP WITH PEW🔥DIEPIE? OVER. 🔥
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Alright. I'll come clean. I don't do open mouth smiles. I'ma closed mouth boy.
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I just realized I've been in that 'don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' phase for the past few weeks after just now having some coffee. Hi guys whatup it's ya boy me, back at it again with some dank positivity. Merry fuckin' Christmas n' a happy New Year. 🎄
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So I saw La La Land today and I cried like a baby, cleaned up a bunch of depression clutter, got my VR setup again and did like 2 hours of Beat Saber instead of napping and I have to say, this was a good decision. Try not to spend the WHOLE day in bed, if you can help it. ✊🤓
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Thanks for the birthday wishes guys. I'm in n out of consciousness, hella weak and vomiting due to pain, but working on resting to m'best <3
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Having just now seen John Wick, I can say it is a video game plot turned movie, and the game is played by a REALLY good player who has an uncanny weakness towards cars. A+/10
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If something feels weird with your body, don't be lazy or 'wait and see', see a doctor, dingus. I don't want you dying on me I need your memes. 😡
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She also likes Seether, Harry Potter, has three great kids, and took in 4 dogs and 3 cats despite having her own dog. She's amazing.
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Chey retweeted it while I was unconscious but god thank you guys. I mean nerds. Aaah fuck it we're all guys get in here group hug. ~(♡u♡)~
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Hey guys, let's play a game this 2018. I know we all have opinions, but this year, when your opinion is a negative one that could make someone feel bad, shut the fuck up about it okay? :D
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I made a rap about water.
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Thank you for all the birthday wishes and washes everyone by the way. I have been doing a ton of behind the scenes stuff/running on fumes at the moment so I apologize for not responding individually/personally but I want you to know your hair looks amAZING today. 💖
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Me: "Who let the dogs out? 🎵"
5 year old niece: "The dogs are out?! D:"
Oh you poor innocent thing.
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Also apparently my niece is in a fight with a girl named Luna because they both think they're the prettiest girl in town and Luna also said she stinks even though she JUST took a bath. Wow Luna. Unchill. This five year old drama is getting heated.
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I'm tipsy. I love you guys. Thanks for all the birthday wishes. Let's get shit faced sometime.
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Why the fuck is it so hip to have such a disinterest in politics when we are in such a shitty position in politics BECAUSE of people refusing to acknowledge it? Like, it's your future dudes, but I'd rather have a better one than not.
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Don't get pregnant during your New Years celebrations folks! Otherwise your 🍾 will turn into 🍼. And that's no good.
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One of these days I'm going to be a dad, I've been honing my dad sense of humor for years now. I've been training for this. That poor child.
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Hey gang just letting you know I'm still not done with this whole sick thing. Doctor's orders to rest the fuck up so doing just that. Sorry for the delay in the meme delivery. Remember me as I was: as warm as a salisbury steak TV dinner microwaved for 2 minutes at 60% power. 🤧🤙
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Wait are some people seriously getting upset the new Assassin's Creed has the option to play as a female? I know people online sometimes like to be impressively idiotic about things but REALLY?
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Looks like it wasn't just the flu, it was bronchitis! Sorry for the huge delay in content guys. I miss you. 😢🤧
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One of the most difficult things to deal with is trying to convince loved ones to leave and not just 'ride it out'. God damn.
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I just sneezed and it sounded like Link's 'hyah' sound. I am now what I have always wanted to become: a video game.
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Hello my name is me. I like memes, I fuck up everything I touch, and I laugh at jokes in a group setting even if I don't get them. 👏
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I want you to know that accidentally coughing to the rhythm of the song you're listening to is surreal and worth a try.
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I'm gonna start periodically saying 'I know you're there' while I'm alone. If no one is there, whatever. But if someone IS there, so cool. 😎
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Ya I'm 27. Ya I'm having chicken noodle soup with Mario shapes for dinner. Ya I'm into that if you are.
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For Halloween this year I'm going as Spider Man but I don't feel so good so I don't know if I'll go.
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Hey duders - I know I have been bad with communication lately, but I want to let you know: Hell yes I'll be doing Last of Us 2 on YouTube.
I need need to make a very important video on YouTube first, so I'll need a day or two at least - don't freak👈🏻👈🏻😎
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Reminder: Porn won't be as easily accessible if we don't save net neutrality. So if you haven't done something to save the porn yet, then come on man, the fuck.
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You know how they say 'the way to a man's heart is his stomach'? Fork that if you make me laugh I'll pelt you with engagement rings.
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I got an idea! How about we take the state, and then we take religion, and then we separate them! :OO
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Wish we got the chance to know each other better, but god did I respect you as someone I called friend. Rest in peace, TB.
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Don't forget kids:
Bees are fuzzy bois,
they're pretty great, 🐝
Wasps are sticky bois,
they make me irate.🤬
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Aw fuck guys. I don't think blue is my favorite color anymore. Teal is badass. :/
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Dog got out today. Trying to find it I saw something swimming in the lake. Feared the worst. It swam closer. Dog-like head. Fuck. It went under the water. Oh god. I called out his name for minutes. It popped out a bit down the bank.
A river otter toyed with my emotions today.
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The cashier complimented me today and I'm gonna be that one guy who remembers a compliment from a random stranger forever now.
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If anyone ever tells you you're bad at video games, you tell them they're right. Cuz you're really bad at video games. 🎮😎
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You're a cool dude. I hope your 2019 started off heckin' stellar. 👍
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When you lay your mouse cursor down on a streamer's mouse cursor like you're in 😍love😍
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Hey gamer. If you dodged your last therapy session, I'm still proud of you to have made the appointment in the first place. Means you, when you're not dealing with too much on that noggin, still WANT to get better - and that shows a damn good sign of character to me.
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If you're having trouble focusing on something, or just find yourself mentally kerfuffled, no matter how tired you are you might really benefit from just doing some quick squats or stretches to get your the flowing. Has helped me, might help you too. 😎🤙
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I've had that 'calm before the storm' feeling for two days now and it's just the best. I'm being sarcastic. Fuck global warming. Good luck.
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