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Historian for hire / Big nerd Masshole burdened with delusions of wit All opinions belong to Dread Cthulhu

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Joined October 2011
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8 years
To anyone following me expecting some brilliant mind on history or civic activism... yeah, no. You're getting a nerdy dork who likes cats.
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7 months
Just hopping on here to introduce a new little buddy: This is Milo. He likes running around at full speed, cuddles, fighting my computer screen, and trying to kill my feet. He is the best void.
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2 years
I'm not really on Twitter much for reasons that amount to my own sanity and not wanting to be part of a certain someone's glee club, but I poke in now and again. Because apparently I said something nice once and that helps some folks out, and that makes me happy.
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2 years
@BreannaLoves1 New one to me. I liked it. Not even sure it's fear but rather apathy that's the real enemy. To say it doesn't matter, that nothing you do matters, that you should just stop fighting back, that you can't win. The post was inspired by my irritation with that surrendering attitude.
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2 years
@pattiev @JJane_Henry @DirtScienceRx Dang. To both the t-shirt and the meme. I'm just some fucking guy, and this is awesome.
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2 years
@C4RL_RH Go ahead! :)
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2 years
@FF_XIV_EN Zakuro Kaifu Mateus #FFXIV10thSweepstakes
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2 years
RT @FF_XIV_EN: Presenting the ARR 10th Anniversary Sweepstakes! ✨ 🔔 Follow @‌FF_XIV_EN 🔁 RT this tweet 📝 Reply wit…
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2 years
@1Waywardpilgrim Go ahead. If it helps someone, then I'm all for it.
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2 years
RT @loganbonner: A while back, I made an image of a pnoll. Well, now I’ve made it a playable ancestry for #Pathfinder2E! All sales of this…
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2 years
RT @ButWitRaptors: No man can kill me.
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2 years
@Zintlion You can't contain this much pure reptilian rage, Zint.
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2 years
RT @OKWildlifeDept: Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.
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2 years
@HNTurtledove Backpfeifengesicht. But I'm pretty sure using German is cheating. :p
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2 years
@FrostLlamzon He looks like he's having a good time.
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2 years
@FrostLlamzon Yessss he's awesome
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2 years
@RRollplaying I just imagine it ending with him rediscovering his rage, ala Bekhesh in Farscape. "Farewell my friends, and thank you for teaching me to kill again."
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2 years
@Gilliunion If there was a smile in need of a fist...
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2 years
@BEAT_SKELTON Also the DLC was the most petty self-indulgent temper tantrum I've ever seen.
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2 years
@BEAT_SKELTON @NakTheCowAD Hey, Freedom Force was fun for it's time and I'd love more of that kind of thing. Even if I immediately broke the game by making a custom hero made of solid rock that could fly and shoot radiation beams at everyone.
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