Trite Thoughts (aka Mousetrodomous)
@CrockdadCO
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Notable for not being notable. Sarcastic SOB. Free speech above ALL. Capt Tpyo. Bad Dad Jokes. “Here I come to save the day"- MM 🇺🇸
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@InternetH0F
He brings my IDs and credit cards back, he can have the cash. Happy to send him away on an Uber.
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@Alphafox78
She can work for me. But she Should be warned that I suffer from “pay blindness’. It’s a serious money savings issue.
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@atensnut
IDK what law is there, but driver has a green light. Then pedestrian went to the light.
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@stillgray
An illegal immigrant walks into a Bar and loudly demands a drink, shelter, money, food, a job and respect from all the customers!!
The bartender immediately throws tosses them out and tells them to never come back. The bar goes back to normal and everyone is happy.
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@TaraBull808
Man who teaches BOY a LIFE LESSON he won't ever forget on how to treat women properly is a monster now?
The guy was simply forced to step in because the kids parents failed.
If you're a woman and don't demand and teach respect from boys and men alike, expect none in return.
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@TALKGlRL
That guy is a danger to himself and others.
If it was MY business, that dude would have been fired before he hung up the phone.
Total insurance liability. A lawsuit waiting to happen.
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@RealMacReport
Q: Why should he do it unilaterally?
A: Because it’s in his JOB DESCRIPTION to *Enforce the laws of the Land*
Biden can start with protecting our DAMN Borders.
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@TaraBull808
People tend to notice others around them. She is literally in front of him in line. The self-absorbsion is strong in this one.
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@TheNo1Waffler
@Resist_05
This is how the French Revolution started.
The Elite became completely disengaged from the People and laughed in lavish luxury while the common man starved in abject poverty.
A global reckoning is coming for those who abused their Power. You can see and feel it everywhere.
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@votebrian
@AshwiniSahaya
@Refugees
@SwedenUN
@UNHumanRights
@UNWomenWatch
@jihadwatchRS
@TarekFatah
@UN
@AlinejadMasih
@unwomenEU
@unwomenchief
Man deserves to be put 6ft under ground. What kind of sick society protects these animals over children.
The meteor cant come soon enough.
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@libsoftiktok
Hate crime on a child. When is America gonna wake up that the nonsense our media is pushing out is tearing our country apart.
Time to get back to the basics and MLK's "content of character" before it's too late.
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@akafacehots
That’s what Pit Bulls, German Shepherds, Dobermans and Rottweilers are for.
Porch and yard cleaning.
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@Ojeda4America
Now let chat about Hillary Clinton's email server she bleached and the mobile phones she destroyed with hammers. After she was subpoenaed by the government to maintain those devices and the Top Secret data contained within.
And nothing happened. Now that's some facts!!!
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@WallStreetApes
‘Our integrity is everything’ she says.
Then EVERYTHING was lost 7/13/24.
DEIrector Cheatle needs to resign. Now.
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@TheOmniLiberal
This post is forever man. This will be your legacy. The day your reputation died.
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@TRHLofficial
What a typical household looks like with kids who have never hear the word "NO!" in their life.
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@4lisaguerrero
@NFL
If a kicker gets under your skin, maybe football just isn’t for you.
There’s always Taylor Swift.
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@RepRiggleman
Nobody gives a DAMN about Hunter. We care about 10% to THE BIG GUY. This is nothing more than a smoke screen. And they have only one purpose. To hide Truth.
Maybe time to investigate the 100s of other documented crimes not just those DOJ cherry picked.
Marco Polo has released a 630-page Report on the Biden Laptop that documents the crimes committed by the Bidens:
•140 business crimes
•191 sex crimes
•128 drug crimes
Free Copy:
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@simonateba
When a political parties duly elected candidate for President is imprisoned by the opposition Party...
YOU DON'T LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY ANY LONGER
TIME TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COMMUNISM.
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@simonateba
Two Words: Steel Dossier. THEY LIE FOR A LIVING.
Wake me up when they fully release Epstein's Little Black Book.
Then I'll know they aren't just playing politics and actually care about protecting children from pedophiles and predators. Until then, they ARE the Pimps.
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@stillgray
Starving? I dont think you know what that word means. Missing their morning latte and croissant at Starbucks isn’t exactly a desperate situation.
Jesus Ian, sometimes your drama queen click bait headlines gets to be a bit much. Starving happening in Gaza, but these baby
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@Rothmus
She literally SCAMS Australia's Olympic Committee by heading up the competition, "winning" it and hiring her husband to "coach".
Breaking her way to a paid Paris vacay on the Aussies taxpayer dime!
And yet men STILL blamed for a woman's criminal behavior. Always the victim🙄
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@DrDaniS
@SarahisCensored
So essentially was a scam to get her and hubby paid.
All it cost was their integrity and dignity.
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@somethingrand77
Grateful Dead
Nothing more boring than that snooze fest. Why everyone had to be stoned out of their minds to tolerate listening to that slop.
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@Alphafox78
Medical term is "Lateral Anterior Rash at Disney from Ambient Sun and Stress". Acronym LARDASS.
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@ImMeme0
In case you wondered who wrote and created that Episode, I present the "Groomers"
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@leslibless
And yet the Director of the Secret Service who oversaw one of the most epic failures in the departments history is still paid by the US Taxpayer to protect the most important political leaders on Earth.
Biden hasn't fired her yet. Make that make sense.
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@MailOnline
My God. Offended by an emoji.
If true, GenZ is softer than a Charmin TP factory.
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@ProudPatriot247
Now you know why this is considered modern architecture in Africa. Some cultures advance, some don't.
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@MikeSington
Funny, I remember seeing Geraldo, Juan and a long line of loser libs on Fox since they began.
Try again ya government paid liar.
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@ClownWorld_
He's probably holding that twenty with ten one dollar bills behind it, has done $3700 worth of damages to the property, and still owes four months of back rent.
I have a strong suspicion "Mr $30 dollars in hand" dude is the one staring in this Clown Show.
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@SwipeWright
These degrees, these people, add nothing of value to society. They are the self appointed Hall Monitors of society we all hate. Add only overhead costs and misery to all they touch. Everything wrong with Academia rolled up in one rediculous
PhD thesis.
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@Chadwick_Moore
Figured you just picked out the one unflattering picture... but nope, your spot on.
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@simonateba
@melindagates
Exactly what ‘heinous things’ did Trump
say about women?
Seems Melinda may be confusing him with her former meal ticket Billionaire ex who just happened to be Big Dem donor and BFF to USAs most infamous pedo and child trafficker.
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@ImMeme0
Attacking a police officer with any kind of weapon generally ends exactly in this manner. You’d think people would have that figured out by now. Here is Example number 12,236,988,920
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@Melissa52402305
@BasedFreedomDog
He is simply saying that if the govt won't release Epstein flight logs and the Press won't call them out, they are complicit in protecting the most notorious child trafficker in history.
What could they possibly sue him for? Literally Zero percent chance of that happening.
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@zakisolja
Whomever has the largest Billion $$ Mega Recording Corp and marketing department while also funnelling the most advertising dollars to any relevant publications doing the "rankings" WINS!
Money. Its ALWAYS about the money.
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@lisa_liberal
Based on that flawed logic:
Everything you consume from Hollywood, MSM, News anchors, politicians & friends is based on that same lie. Everybody with a boob job, liposuction, nose job, face lift or wears makeup fraudulently presenting themselves and should be dismissed.
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@krishgm
@elonmusk
@Keir_Starmer
@Channel4News
@X
He isnt causing waves, just responding to what the Brits are doing to themselves & responding. It's called FREE SPEECH, what this platform is about, and something you European censorship loving cucks wouldn't know anything about.
Maybe try it sometime. Truth will set you free.
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@libsoftiktok
@MashpeeSchools
That white supremacism Merrick Garland warned us all about is really getting outta hand.
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@tamsully12
Zelensky. He robbed Americans out of $60B and is still going strong.
He is simply the most successful pirate in History.
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@theblaze
Last thing the World needs is Preaching from cartoon characters.
You want religion, go to Church.
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@JackPosobiec
Unless these kids are playing with wild monkeys, I'd suggest authorities may want to do a welfare check.
If you saw the video of the monkeypox vax line in NYC last week, you KNOW.
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@JesseKellyDC
And just like that, the softest major sport of them all just got a little bit softer.
Charmin should be MLBs primary sponsor.
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@ReallyAmerican1
How dare community leaders bend the knee to a convicted felon! It’s disgusu…. Oh, nevermind.
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@stillgray
Wake UP! These Communist faculty members ARE the Problem. They hate American values and want to watch it burn.
Arrest them all and throw away the key before it's too late.
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@ArturoVilla_
@EndWokeness
I’m still trying to figure out how those comments by that so called ‘comedian’ could be considered funny in any context by anyone?
Just creepy. Thats it.
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@CollinRugg
Am I the only one who is a ‘little” disappointed the very large carnivorous dolphin ended the video with a whimper and not a very “BIG BANG!”?
Guess what I’m saying is I found myself really rooting for the fish. Does that make me a bad person?
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@wideawake_media
If we ‘save the planet’ and nobody is left alive to see it, how will we know it was saved?
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@Julio_Rosas11
Thanks Joe for confirming you haven't been doing your job for the last three and a half years.
And you NEVER EVEN NEEDED A NEW BILL to just do your damn job and defend YOUR country's sovereign borders you had ABANDONED.
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@abierkhatib
Silly me thought it was good strategy to engage in deception when planning a hostage rescue.
Didn't realise proper War etiquette is to provide your enemy with all the details ahead of time.
Somehow I missed that priceless nugget in Sun Tzu's Art of War.
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@westcoast_lyfe
@ComicDaveSmith
Remember ALL the names at the bottom of that page when people ask ‘Who got us here?”
Now you know.
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@EndWokeness
Why no Hate crime charges if the assault was targeted only to inflict terror and pain on THAT couple.
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@Conservative1AZ
‘Conservative’
If you would even consider Biden, I dont think you know what that word means.
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@Riley94510202
@PPC4Liberty
News should be required to post their SAT scores and a link to their Instagram Page with every ‘graduation photo’.
Would be far more informative.
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@rockinrobbbin
@Emme0703
This tweet won't age well.
Like in 5 minutes after you realize, sadly I will add, it isn't fake.
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@ByJoeDavis
@terrybird41
Why, because women are incapable of being both mothers, wives AND more at the same time?
Maybe you should tell that to my wife the mother of my three kids who also runs her own very succesful business.
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@atensnut
@dom_lucre
Per Google AI: "Generally, men tend to have lower ratios than women, which means their ring fingers are usually longer than their index fingers"
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@4Mischief
@Victory17761
I've seen enough Taser videos on Twitter to know I'd NEVER bet my life on one.
My *taser* goes BANG! and leaves a big hole.
#2A
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@wayotworld
"a very very good egg.... a little gritty" he says. Yet his eyes tell another story.
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@TimRunsHisMouth
@POTUS
Econ grad here. Wondering just how govt reduces Inflation by increasing spending and printing more $$.
If that were possible, Govt would simply spend us all into wealth.
But govts spend OTHER people's money and Bill is now due.
Inflation is simply a Govt imposed spending tax.
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@abughazalehkat
Reading the comments here is simply… beautiful.
I have a renewed hope in humanity.
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@ArtCandee
@mcuban
Guns aren’t the problem. Liberals with guns are the problem.
Liberal control now.
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@DanielCayton6
@wilderpatriot
It's "Pretend Story-time" in da hood with Shaniqua Nostradumbass, a *Historian* who hasn't read a book since "Green Eggs and Ham" in the 6th grade.
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@stillgray
I sent her a DM a week ago asking for permission to speak. Im getting really tired of typing and writing everything out all the time.
How much longer should I expect to wait?
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@BrandiKruse
So poor people do drugs. Got it. Glad there was a University study to confirm what we all knew.
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@Defenestrate123
@brutalfightz
And yet, he probably stoped the bad behaviour.
Like most of the countless young men in human history before him who were on the receiving end of a good old fashioned ass whuppin'
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@NoCapFights
If you close your eyes and just listen... the "Splat!" is brutal.
But it's almost impossible not to smile with the Ice Cream Truck soundtrack blastin' in the background.
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@wilderpatriot
What she gonna do, move into my neighborhood so she can eat through my local grocery store and starve me to death?
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@SnarkQueenBee
Not a felon... YET.
His son is now based on the laptop from hell the DOJ and FBI used in court. Lots of stuff in there about Joe. Nasty stuff.
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@rdr19681
@AmiriKing
@RichardAngwin
Successfully defending your life is. Just Ask the other guys. Huge flex.
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@WallStreetSilv
If the Irish thought the Potato Famine in the mid 1800s was bad, give it another decade and the inevitable Societal Transformation will make that event look comically tame in compare. Its a Brave New World.
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@simonateba
We have all seen Trump engage and interact with the military and their families for YEARS now. Americans had both ample time and information to come to their own rational conclusions at this point. And that’s:
JOHN KELLY IS A SCUMBAG LIAR WHO IS A DISGRACE TO HIMSELF & 🇺🇸
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@greg_price11
He talking about the same govt that couldn’t defend our Capital Building vs a group of Americans armed with flags and slogans? Not sure what those F15s are gonna be good for.
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@RevSAllen
@ElieNYC
Germans invented the guitar. Piano in Italy. Composition by Beethoven, Motzart, etc.
White Americans created electric guitar, bass, pianos and synthesizers.
Africans brought rhythms, dance and deep passion.
Music is a beautiful global collaboration between different peoples.
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@kimmy6303
@TheBourbonette
@MrAndyNgo
@FBI
There was NO reason to take other lives, Period!
"Unfortunate" kids killed? What is wrong with you! Gotta love casual way you dismiss trans murdering of kids because it doesn't fit your narrative. How disgusting.
"They" identified as child killers. May 'they' burn in hell.
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