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Marvel Studios is reportedly looking for a comedian, male or female, for the role of H.E.R.B.I.E in ‘THE FANTASTIC FOUR’.
(via
@DanielRPK
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Dog water you are. Close your game I will.
We're aware that players may be experiencing occasional game crashes when using the Yoda Gear Pack, and the team is investigating the issue.
We'll provide an update when we have one.
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"there will be no sex in fortnite festival"
Can’t believe we need to post this but - there’s no ‘sex’ in Fortnite Festival.
Our PEGI ratings descriptor refers to sexual references in lyrical content.
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looking at the replies and
They're positive
On a multi media account, Fortnite isn't being shunned.
Is... is nature healing...?
Michael Myers, Jack Skellington and Alan Wake have been added to Fortnite.
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explaining why saying "outdated battle royale systems" is stupid with food
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@HappyPower
Hey – the change to remove color labeling from Shop items doesn’t change our approach or the way we price things. We just wanna simplify the appearance of Fortnite (Locker, Shop, etc) and remove outdated Battle Royale-inspired systems.
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can we just make these stupid british versions of every gif now
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am I going crazy or did Fortnite look way more visually appealing graphics wise back in Ch2 s5
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>claims to have adapted
>literally hasn't
'just adapt' they said
'dont spam build' they said
'just shoot' they said
what else do i fucking do?????
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they're really hyping this up like it's a new season good lord
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“kill yourself” is boring. It’s unoriginal. “I hope your dream Collab gets "leaked" and never releases” is scary. It’s a possibility. It can happen to anyone.
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Tim Sweeney is the reason most of the Seven were so underwhelming...
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can we just make these stupid british versions of every gif now
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“I gave you a gold scar. And you gave me a Chug jug…”
“Spider-Man, why you give that guy heals?”
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So here's my top 10 fan castings I've come up with/heard
Weird Al
Michael Cera
Tom Kenny
Bill Hader
Will Forte
Alex Hirsch
Seth MacFarlane
Jaleel White
Greg Cipes
Eric Bauza
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Day of Black Sun - Where the Ozai at?
Aangy want bend bend!
At the beach - Where the hoes at?
Cocky want boing boing!
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just played a few rounds of this and yeah this is probably the best ch1 recreation so far
Welcome to the YapMaps OG Battle Royale: Bringing back Fortnite Season 5 with the power of UEFN!
Hop on the Battle Bus and fight your way to a win just like old times! 🥹
CODE: 1566-1386-6936
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im dead, this skin is literally just... a dude
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"100% originated from the DSMP" okay buddy you clearly don't know
What’s so funny to me about the usage of “lore” as gen z slang is that it 100% originated from the DSMP.
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Let's just say for this, Fortnite is a bakery, and they're whole thing is making cakes, which are representative of battle royale. It's the backbone of the bakert
Now, everybody goes crazy for these cakes. The amount of cakes sold propels Fortnite to the top of the bakery game
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such an era... what I would give to go back in time to see the movie for the first time again
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@Kluboki1
@jolshitting
@grilla_grip
When I'm tryna laugh my ass off but I accidentally laugh my ass in:
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A few more that I think have potential
Dan Povenmire
Kristen Schaal
Steve Carell
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And yes, every few months the recipe changes to keep things fresh and alive, and people love. But after a while, Fortnite makes a small "Create it yourself" section of the bakery to make small creations yourself
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@hanfjob
I remember the instructor was continuously telling us "it isn't your weiner, dick, cock, or a dingaling, it's your penis" then directly after the video he showed, some kid raised his hands and said "ok so sometimes my dick get big" and everyone in the room absolutely lost it
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These mini creations obviously don't reach the quality and polish of the bakery's cakes, but they're still an enjoyable thing that aren't just cakes. Key thing is Fortnite still seeing themselves as a cake orientated bakery
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@imhotshotpics
@DiscussingFilm
Because morbius is actually good? Unlike everymid everymid all at mid
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Everything is now flat colored, a lot of the charm has been replaced by smooth edges and a boring and confusing layout. Worst part is, this new interior barely works properly. It's harder to get to things that used to be easily and quickly accessible
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Flash forward a few years, and fortnite pushed out a second version of the "Create it yourself" section. Now, a much more powerful baking tool, seems like a great idea, but it's far from that. People abuse the create it yourself 2.0 for money and very few put care into it
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What does Fortnite do about this? They try to push the create it yourself 2.0 as being on par with their cakes. While yes, there's the occasional quality creation, most of it is just soulless and only there to look neat on the outside and earn money
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Customers ask the staff to do something about it, and what do they do? They take away some of the last bit of soul because it "reminded them too much of their cakes"
Almost all the soul is now sucked out of the bakery, customers are angry, and Fortnite isnt doing anything abt it
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After years of minor changes prior, the restaurant had only seen slow but steady growth of it's design through the years. We're there some flaws? Yeah. But there was a clear touch of soul in there. Not much, but definitely there.
But after the interior changes, the soul is gone
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Flash forward a few more months, and Fortnite announces it'll be redoing its interior. Seems exciting, but there was immediate disappointment
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A large majority of the bakery goers are not happy with this change, and voice their complaints with the Fortnite bakery. The bakery workers say that they're still figuring it out and will provide updates soon, but never do
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I think a lot of it stems from the colors mixed with the lightning style of the time
This was right off the update where the graphics were upgraded for series X, so idk if they just decided to put crack in them for like 3 months and just let it fizzle out
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After a little over a month with this interior, the Fortnite bakery decides to expand its horizons. It introduces 3 new dishes that it expects to be on par with its world renowned cakes, let's just say brownies (Lego), cookies (festival), and donuts (racing)
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End of thread
Some of this stuff is probably hyperbole levels, but idec epic games is just tarnishing a lot of the good stuff they had going for them imo and it's really pissing me off
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I WILL FOREVER CHERISH THIS MOMENT
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Despite the clear demand for the cakes, Fortnite still sees itself as a multiproduct shop, not just a cake bakery like they used to
Months go by, and there's still so many issues with the interior design. It only gets worse as time goes on
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The initial reception of these 3 new dishes was ecstatic. When they started being sold, everybody was eating them. It seems Fortnites expectations of the 3 new dishes being on par with their cakes was a success, but after a while, people grew tired of these new dishes
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Much of Fortnite's customers were here for cakes. Some obviously liked and even preferred the 3 other dishes, but after their first few weeks of being sold, they never really reached that initial demand again, not even reaching the demand that the cakes had and actively have
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throwback to when Donald Mustard teased the amount of items coming into these recent shops
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Unpopular opinion:
Fortnite should end soon.
It had its run, but I don’t see it lasting for 3 more years.
They will turn it into a Roblox like platform and will stop caring about BR, which will eventually lead to its downfall, and I’m all for it.
Everything has to end someday.
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this has got to mean that the finale ends with adult Sheldon going back in time to recruit young Sheldon to form a team consisting of different sheldons throughout time and space
Both Sheldon actors Iain Armitage and Jim Parsons meet on the set of ‘YOUNG SHELDON’
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@NetherBro87
ain't even the only scummy thing
they're seemingly not bringing back the original Luke Skywalker skin meaning that it you want him you HAVE to buy the new skin
and there's 0 mention of lightsaber mythics besides Vader's, likely meaning we're not getting those either
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DO YOU REALIZE THAT PEOPLE HATE OVERSIMPLIFICATION
@HappyPower
Hey – the change to remove color labeling from Shop items doesn’t change our approach or the way we price things. We just wanna simplify the appearance of Fortnite (Locker, Shop, etc) and remove outdated Battle Royale-inspired systems.
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"the fog is coming"
"Oh, so like skibidi toilet?"
"the fog is coming"
"Wait, that just looks like poppy playtime"
"the fog is coming"
"That sounds nothing like a Roblox game"
"the fog is coming"
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"mid season update" 💀
The more I play
#FortniteMEGA
the more it just kinda feels like a mid-season update to C4S1, similar to how in C2S4 a large chunk of Upstate New York dropped on the map. The rest feels mostly the same, albeit a different loot pool, and there's not any new gameplay features 🥴
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@didothehuman
@kfcgaming
@FortniteGame
Since youve been gone, I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder, the sanity of your mother
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"WELL I SAY I SAY FIRE BOY OZAI, YOU AND YOUR GRAN' PAPPIES HAVE TARNISHED THIS HERE THIS HERE BALANCE. AND BOY I SAY I SAY, YOU WILL BE DARN PUNISHED FOR THESE HERE THINGS YOU BEEN DONE DOIN'!"
can we please make it a trend to have foghorn leghorn ramble to random anime characters please
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can't believe dreams gonna be playing Minecraft for only 3 more years...
Minecraft turns 15 years old today
The first public version released May of 2009
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@sarahthekitty7
I still don't get why they don't just commission 3d artists to make loading screens for the bp
Or even leaving the 2d artists loading screens for the bp and give us weekly 3d loading screens that were commissioned
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