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@CrispyCarlton
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just to be clear i refuse to be held responsible for anything negative i say if the situation turns out good
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Desmond Ridder rn
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Raheem Morris on Atlanta being closer to contention than one might think: “If we had better quarterback play I may not be standing here at the podium.”
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Falcons dismiss Arthur Smith as head coach.
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Guy dressed as Desmond Ridder for Halloween, that's crazy
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Lmao my guy Taylor man 😂😂
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@CrispyCarlton
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big deal, desmond ridder got 3 interceptions in one game
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Jalen Ramsey this season: 3 games 3 INTs New team, same Jalen 🐬
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Holy shit i actually got it on video, there's no way this is fake
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Not sure what this means, but I was able to screenshot it before it was pulled from the nfl shop site👀
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@CrispyCarlton
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The power stance for a dap up is crazy Everyone in the Falcons building is acting like they haven't seen a real qb for a decade
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“Big dog” Terry Fontenot 🤝 Kirk Cousins
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@CrispyCarlton
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@Demetrius82 @theStevenRuiz I dare you to make up a fake name and ask urban about it just to see if he knows all the players on his roster
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@CrispyCarlton
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Motherfucker has the same amount of receiving touchdowns as Drake London, Kyle Pitts and Bijan Robinson combined
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NFL
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DaRon Bland has FIVE✋ pick six's this season - the most EVER in the NFL. WOW 🤩 📺: #WASvsDAL on CBS 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus
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@CrispyCarlton
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Tom Brady final NFL game was a loss to the Atlanta Falcons
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
Sending Matt Ryan to Houston to finish his career is quite possibly the meanest thing the falcons could do
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
1st team ALL PRO Trevon Diggs playoff highlights 💪😤😤😤
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@creepydotorg
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In 2015, a Texas plumber who sold his truck to a dealership found out that the decals were not removed when it ended up in the hands of ISIS.
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@CrispyCarlton
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What happened this season is pretty simple Arthur Smith thought he was smarter than everyone and it turned out that he's just a fucking idiot like everyone already knew.
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@CrispyCarlton
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@PardonMyTake Drew lock
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
Matt Ryan literally went "fuck you pay me" and i have nothing but respect for it
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@CrispyCarlton
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3 road wins since Matt Ryan left the Falcons is a hilarious stat
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@CrispyCarlton
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"What happened dumb ass boy"
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@CrispyCarlton
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@AtlantaFalcons
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The moment Arthur M. Blank found out he was entering the Ring of Honor 🥹
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@CrispyCarlton
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This your all pro LB getting juked by Matt Ryan TWICE? @Saints
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
desmond ridder looks like the lovechild of Trae young and Mark Wahlberg
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@CrispyCarlton
Carlton
2 years
My wife won't even let me do that, the Colts team chemistry is crazy
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ProFootballTalk
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Michael Pittman: Matt Ryan can pretty much put it wherever he wants.
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@CrispyCarlton
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Arthur pissed the fantasy community off so bad they're doing a background check on his entire fucking family lmao
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Scott Barrett
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In addition to being a billionaire, Arthur Smith's father Fred Smith was a member of Yale's secret "Skull and Bones Society" at the same time as George W. Bush and John Kerry Bush offered to appoint Smith as the country's Defense Secretary in 2001. Smith declined and the
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
Feliepe Franks 2023 Falcons highlights
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"Bill Belichick won't mix well with Atlanta culture."
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@GAFollowers
Everything Georgia
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Bill Belichick won't mix well with Atlanta culture.
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@CrispyCarlton
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Nah man I have never seen a GM openly ridicule a draft pick like this
@dave_bfr
Dave
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Bears GM Ryan Poles laughed when asked about the Falcons drafting Michael Penix Jr. at No. 8
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@CrispyCarlton
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The greatest mystery of the Arthur Smith era Falcons is that we will never know who this intriguing creature is
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@CrispyCarlton
Carlton
7 months
Vic isn't even remotely close to the worst falcons draft pick in recent history
@AdonaiMitchell
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Who’s the worst draft pick in recent history for your team? I’ll start.
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@CrispyCarlton
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Who the hell runs this twitter account
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Everything Georgia
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Atlanta would be on FIRE if Prime was the next Falcons coach. 💫💫💫
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
Matt Ryan just said he was shocked at how big and ripped the Colts olinemen are which i think says everything you need to know about the falcons oline
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
This is the first play in OT Why in the everliving fuck is this man on the field
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@CrispyCarlton
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if you're gonna be doing all this you can't end up with a stat line of 2 catches for 9 yards
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Atlanta Falcons
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. @mackhollins got his rain boots on 😂
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8 months
Dude just murdered Arthur Smith
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#Raiders HC Antonio Pierce on getting the ball to Davante Adams early and often tonight: “When you have one of the best receivers in the league, I’m not stupid.”
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@CrispyCarlton
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Remember to hug your loved ones today
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@CrispyCarlton
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1 year
There's people that ran entire accounts dedicated to arguing for this man to continue being a starting qb and i will never forget it
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@CrispyCarlton
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1 year
Say what you will but Falcons fans cyberbullying the official NFL account into deleting super bowl 51 from here is the greatest accomplishment any nfl fan base has ever had
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@CrispyCarlton
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1 year
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
Since 2020, the Atlanta Falcons have blown three 15+ point leads. That's one more than the rest of the league COMBINED
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
This is easily the most effective PR move they could have made
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Falcons have agreed to terms with Cordarrelle Patterson. (via @MikeGarafolo )
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
Just in case you forgot the Falcons would've had an extra first round pick tonight if Calvin Ridley didn't get caught gambling
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Desmond Ridder Falcons highlights
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@CrispyCarlton
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Oh we need that social media hire ASAP
@AtlantaFalcons
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21 Savage days until the #NFLDraft
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@CrispyCarlton
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3 years
Unreal pass
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@CrispyCarlton
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Jordan Love sat for three seasons and became the starter at age 24. Michael Penix is turning 24 in two weeks.
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Michael Penix Jr = Jordan Love? 👀
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@CrispyCarlton
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Trading up past TJ Watt to draft Takk McKinley should forever define Thomas Dimitroffs career
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TJ Watt and JJ Watt are now the only players in NFL history to have multiple 19+ sack seasons.
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Imagine going on about 28-3 when this is literally you
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@CrispyCarlton
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We're so fucking back
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Ian Rapoport
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Sources: The #Falcons are hiring #Rams pass-game coordinator Zac Robinson as their new OC under Raheem Morris. One of the most popular interviews on the OC circuit, Robinson was Morris’ top choice.
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@CrispyCarlton
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2 years
Terry Fontenot and Arthur Smith vs D.Led
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@CrispyCarlton
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this is literally what will ferrell wore in a night at the roxbury
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Dripped out Des
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Going from Jalen Mayfield to Quenton Nelson might be the biggest upgrade of all time
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Carlton
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Matt Ryan confirms he and Julio are still friends and talk regularly. So debunk that rumor
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Falcons fans after signing the greatest nfl coach in history
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@Tiger_King2004 Go recreate the video then
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Bijan is probably gonna be as good as advertised
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Carlton
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Lamar picked a hell of a time to turn in to Desmond Ridder
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Carlton
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Getting blown out by the bears seems like a solid reason to not bring the coach back
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Carlton
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Free Calvin Ridley
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Announcers? Bro you're already in the building, just suit up I'm begging you @M_Ryan02
@CBSSportsGang
CBS Sports PR
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It’s the regular season finale! Game announcers for Week 18 of the @NFLonCBS
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The same people who absolutely loved the Arthur Smith hire, genuinely despise the Raheem Morris hire and I think that's a great sign
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@CrispyCarlton
Carlton
2 years
So... He sounds exactly like Matt Ryan huh
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Michael Rothstein
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Falcons QB Desmond Ridder on being the starter now
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Put Cordarrelle Patterson in the Hall of Fame. Now.
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Carlton
3 years
we are the victim
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D. Orlando Ledbetter
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#Falcons coach Arthur Smith said: “Nobody is a victim here. We have to improve.”
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Arthur Smith walking into flowery branch on his first day as Vrabels OC
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2 years
This will count as a win against Tom Brady BTW
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Jessie Bates is a falcon I'm afraid
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Carlton
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DID TOM BRADY JUST RUN TO THE LOCKER ROOM WITHOUT CONGRATULATING DESMOND RIDDER??? HE'S SCARED
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@CrispyCarlton
Carlton
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Buddy we're rolling into the season with no pass rush and no cb2 We're going full Matt Ryan Falcons
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Tom Pelissero
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Six-time Pro Bowl DE Calais Campbell is signing with the #Dolphins , sources tell me and @RapSheet . Campbell will turn 38 in September, but he’s still playing at a high level as he enters his 17th NFL season.
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Arthur Smith if Cordarrelle Patterson didn't exist
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Carlton
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Raheem Morris was the head coach the last time the Falcons truly dominated an opponent...
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Carlton
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Creating a hype video for your return from a PED suspension is wild
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Carlton
1 year
In honor of Derek Carr possibly going to the Saints, i present the last time he played against the Falcons
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Carlton
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Arthur blank should thank his lucky stars that Deshaun Watson picked the browns over the falcons
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Carlton
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wow is this real?
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Pretty fun that the Braves are gonna be the reigning MLB champs of all time tho
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Carlton
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@RapSheet You got a text from his agent to fix that shit huh
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Carlton
2 years
Here's Sean Payton's greatest playoff hits in honor of his retirement
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Carlton
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Bill Belichick called Kyle Pitts the lovechild of Julio Jones and Tony Gonzalez That's a pretty neat compliment
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Carlton
1 year
Lamar to the falcons is getting more likely day by day
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Van Jefferson since the falcons traded for him
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Carlton
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it's good to remember it could always be worse
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Denver Broncos
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Officially official. Welcome to #BroncosCountry , @BoNix10 !
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2 years
I'm proud of yall
@BetOnline_ag
BetOnline
2 years
The Tom Brady Hate Map Based on over 200,000 geotagged tweets with keywords like "I hate Tom Brady" & "F**k Tom Brady"
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Source: Jessie Bates to the #Falcons
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Falcons have the 3rd best offense in the league per PFF imagine what it'd look like with an actual qb
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@CrispyCarlton
Carlton
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Alright well this is too funny to pass up. Now I want the Falcons to hire Vrabel
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Carlton
2 years
Jake Matthews has been in the league for entirely too long to not get roasted for this
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Carlton
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me when i'm playing to not screw up
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@ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk
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Desmond Ridder: I was playing not to screw up, I want to play free.
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Carlton
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Bijan won us that game so it turns out it might have been worth it to draft an rb at 8
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Carlton
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Just to contrast this a little bit Last year we had no qb coach, no dedicated pass game coordinator and a former qb coaching wrs Now we have a dedicated qb coach, an assistant qb coach, a WR coach that was actually a WR and a dedicated pass game coordinator
@HBCUSports1
HBCU Premier Sports & More
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New Orleans Saints offensive assistant D.J. Williams has accepted a position as assistant QBs coach for the Atlanta Falcons * Williams, who played QB at Grambling, is the son of former GSU & NFL QB Doug Williams
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@CrispyCarlton
Carlton
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Jameis Winston everybody
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Carlton
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Desmonds body isn't even cold yet man damn
@nfl_jersey_num
NFL Jersey Numbers
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Atlanta Falcons WR Rondale Moore ( @moore_rondale ) is wearing number 9. Last worn by Desmond Ridder. #DirtyBirds
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@CrispyCarlton
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The eagles had 70 sacks this year.... The falcons had 21 That's fucking hilarious
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Carlton
3 years
Dean Pees gameday prep
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@DOrlandoAJC
D. Orlando Ledbetter
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Asked #Falcons DC Dean Pees how to stop #Bills QB Josh Allen and he said, “Don’t let him off the bus.”
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They traded a 3rd round pick to move up 8 spots to draft the third best DT available, a guy who almost certainly would have been available without trading up. I need a break from the falcons man, i hope they prove me wrong but fucking yikes
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Carlton
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Feliepe Franks career highlights
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@AtlantaFalcons
Atlanta Falcons
4 months
We have agreed to terms on a trade for WR Rondale Moore from the Arizona Cardinals in exchange for QB Desmond Ridder, pending physicals
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@CrispyCarlton
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you're the closest thing we've got so suck it up
@AtlantaFalcons
Atlanta Falcons
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📝 reminder
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11 months
How the fuck is this man still on the roster 3 years in
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Carlton
1 year
Fixed it @NFL
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@NFL
NFL
1 year
The Quarterback trailer drops tomorrow and you don’t want to miss it. 👀 @netflix
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