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Dad. Soy dominicano. I like to talk baseball. Habitual line-stepper. Too Caribbean for this shit.

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@Crewsett
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8 years
I won't complain about Jon Lester's hitting ever again.
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1 year
When Drew Smyly When it sets up gives up early leads the comeback
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4 years
Freddie Freeman is a 6’5” 240 professional athlete and he wasn’t able to get up out of his bed
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FL Gov Ron DeSantis says he won’t close the state’s gyms because “If you are good shape you have a very, very low likelihood of ending up in significant condition as a result of the #coronavirus .”
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@Crewsett
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6 years
Remember how big a deal it was when the Cubs won it all? This team just won their first title in 51 years, the longest drought in DWL history. San Pedro de Macorís (biggest baseball hotbed on the island) is gonna be LIT.
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3 months
My analysis on Nate Pearson
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6 years
Christian Yelich looks like that kid in high school who’s in the middle of a really awkward growth spurt
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3 years
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The prototypical Miggy knock - hard hit and oppo. The man is one of the best I’ve ever seen at going the other way.
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3 months
I always say it. This is indirectly one of the most important plays in Chicago Cubs history. Campana scores here because Yonder Alonso was unplayable in LF. It proved Cincinnati could not play him over Votto. So they traded him to San Diego. And San Diego chose Alonso > Rizzo.
@DailyRandomCub
Daily Random Cub
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On this date in random Cub history: August 5, 2011 @Tcampana_24 hits his first and only MLB home run. It was an inside-the-park, two-run homer in the Cubs 4-3 win over Cincinnati.
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8 years
Cubs just hit for the cycle lol
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6 years
I hope y’all realize that Pedro Strop has pitched 329 innings of 2.65 baseball with the Cubs. 329 highly stressful innings of 2.65 baseball with the Cubs. We’re talking best relief pitcher in org history soon. Appreciate him.
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@Crewsett
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5 years
THE REAL PUNISHMENT IS ASTROS HITTERS WILL NOW HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT PITCH IS COMING
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4 months
Michael Busch, top three first baseman.
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6 years
Fuck I miss that guy
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6 years
RE: Bat flips, I always go back to this Bryce Harper quote about Jose Fernandez...
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1 year
Did MLB Pipeline just update this? It all feels new.
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6 months
Whatever helps keep your hope alive, just know, it doesn’t matter
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Happy Skenes Day to all who observe.
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1 year
I think there’s a reasonable argument to start Candelario at first and keep playing Nick Madrigal at third. Sorry not sorry.
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5 years
When normies try slide like Javy
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WHOOP!
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1 year
Patrick Wisdom and Jared Young went 0-for-7 with five strikeouts in massive leverage situations. If they come through just once the Cubs win that series 3-1. That’s the biggest argument for buying. They’re in first place with competent corner infielders.
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1 year
If the Cubs get into contention And if Cody Bellinger’s knee doesn’t allow him to play CF gracefully And if Tauchmann falls off the table… I think the Cubs should call PCA up from Double-A straight to Wrigley.
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1 year
Are we banging the “DFA Hosmer” drum today? Cuz I’m down for that party
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5 years
Kyle Schwarber hasn’t had a multi-strikeout game since July 23rd (both against Madison Bumgarner, against whom he shouldn’t have been playing). Prior to that, July 7th against the White Sox (still the first half). In the second half he has 7 homers, 9 walks... and 8 strikeouts
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3 years
Alfonso Soriano and a fan
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6 years
“Stop viewing Cole Hamels as a savior.” The Cubs don’t need saving. “Cole Hamels wont put you over the top.” They Cubs are already at the top.
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1 year
WGN was such a fucking good broadcast, man. Len and JD were legendary together and I’m really appreciating them so much more in hindsight. What a stark comparison. Boog is a baseball nerd, but he’ll always just be a national dude. This is overexposure.
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8 years
But no matter how amazing his pitching, hitting, and emotions were, this smile is what I'll remember most about Jose Fernandez:
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6 years
He already was
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6 years
Gleyber Torres will be WS MVP. Screenshot this.
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4 years
Trevor Bauer lost two games in the 2016 World Series, which was won by the Chicago Cubs. People forget that. Pass it on to remind them.
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3 years
Nico Hoerner got four at bats with the Iowa Cubs last night and was pinch hit for. Hopefully he was on a plane to Cincinnati shortly thereafter.
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9 years
This is phenomenal
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6 years
I wanted to hear Thom’s call. Did not disappoint.
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3 years
I want this guy to have all the success
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3 years
Yu Darvish Stole Anthony Rizzo’s Walk-Up Music -
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6 years
Astros won the World Series nine months ago
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6 years
Baby boom! Texas hospital delivers 48 babies in 41 hours
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9 years
The Dodgers are getting three dicks: Wood, Johnson, and Latos.
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4 years
Holy shit I’m a homeowner and I’m engaged
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4 years
That elbow move is legendary and should immortalized in baseball media
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RIP Joe Morgan. 🙏
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2 years
Well holy shit. I get married today.
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2 years
Oh my god I hate Eric Hosmer so damn much. Sucks the joy out of everything on all sides of the ball.
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4 years
I want high batting averages back. I want middle infielders to be valuable for contact ability and stolen bases. I want ridiculous defense back. Pitch outs. Back picks. Catchers showing off their arms. Tired of the all or nothing dinger and strikeout game.
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1 year
You have to buy. Just have to.
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8 years
a guy who throws 100 An accurate catcher The fastest tagger in the world LETS SEND OUR 245 POUND DESIGNATED HITTER TO STEAL!!!!!
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7 years
I'm so glad Ryan Dempster didn't want to go to Atlanta
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1 year
Thank you Craig Breslow
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7 years
Dex misses us too
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2 years
Right before Christopher Motel’s double play, Nelson Velazquez made pretty much the same throw from right field to hold up a run. That isn’t getting talked about nearly enough.
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1 year
12 runners left on base. Eric Hosmer responsible for six of them. He’s actively costing you games. You’re going to miss out on the division by a handful of games.
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6 years
Someone posted this and captioned it “Elon Musk”
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4 years
@minakimes Marie Kondo and Shohei Ohtani winning the Japanese woman and man of the year
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11 months
I just embarrassed myself trying to share a post my wife posted originally and I’ve never felt this old regarding any technology so rather than attempting to do it on this platform too I’ll just skip the fanfare: We’re pregnant. My beautiful baby boy arrives in the spring.
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1 year
Someone tell this nerd he’s in Chicago and he can curse now
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7 years
Jharel Cotton just threw ten consecutive changeup and struck out the side in order
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1 year
You need PCA tonight. You cannot face Milwaukee without your 26 best.
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1 year
Is it time to admit that Javier Assad has become what we wanted Keegan Thompson to be this year? Man has come so clutch in these long relief situations.
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5 years
Should’ve never shifted from these
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3 years
Truly do love to see it
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6 years
White players are always bulldogs with fighting spirit. They’re passionate and gritty. Non-whites are cocky and showoffs. Flashy playing style. Disrespect the game. Scherzer screams obscenities at himself and he’s in the zone. Carlos Martínez does it and he’s a hot head.
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4 years
The year is 2035. 51-year-old Melky Cabrera has signed a one-year deal with the Las Vegas Spiders after hitting .285/.315/.410 with the Montreal Expos. He is expected to compete for left field with Mike Trout Jr., who might become the first 15-year-old in MLB since Joe Nuxhall.
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5 years
The Billy Wagner disrespect needs to stop. The man was elite on the mound.
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5 years
@jaysonst Thank you. 🔥
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3 years
What a bullpen trio
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2 years
The Worst Hitter You Know Just Made a Great Point
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6 years
I hope Dexter Fowler makes a burner account and seamlessly transitions into Cubs Twitter to talk shit about everything St. Louis
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1 year
If the Cubs are serious about attracting Shohei Ohtani, they’ve got to show him they’re gonna put a competitive product on the field. That begins right now. You gotta buy for this postseason push, but also for 2024.
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3 months
Miguel Amaya took three days off to close June. He returned on 7/2 and had a hitless game with his new approach. His batting line bottomed out at .189/.249/.256. Since then, excluding tonight (in which he’s 2/4 with a 2B and two RBI), he’s hit .283/.345/.434 with 8.6% BB 19% K.
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2 years
Cristian Hernandez is filling out
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1 year
Chris Volstad stuff, Jose Quintana confidence, Tyler Chatwood command, Edwin Jackson contract.
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4 years
Lmfao a fucking serial killer gets captured alive
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6 years
For anyone saying Javy shouldn’t be in the derby because it’ll ruin his swing... have you seen Javier Báez swing? Dude literally tries to homer all the time regardless.
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2 years
Nico Hoerner has arguably been the most productive player drafted in 2018.
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7 years
Hot Take: It's the media who should learn Spanish, not the players English. It's YOUR job to connect them to the public.
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7 years
Oh woooooow. This fight wasn't even recorded live. Here's unedited film of Canelo vs Chavez Jr.
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5 years
It’s easy to forget how big Shoro Ohtani actually is. Hachimura is a 6’8” beast.
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🇯🇵 Rui Hachimura x Shohei Ohtani 🇯🇵
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6 years
MLB: Don’t personalize any items on your uniform! Don’t show emotion on the field when you do something well! Also MLB: we have no idea how we can rectify young people’s perception of us being boring
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7 years
Shohei Ohtani is already the most beloved baseball player on Twitter
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Baseball taking over NFL Sunday. Love it.
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4 years
Make the effort to learn how to pronounce a player’s name if it is your job to speak about players
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7 years
I'm so glad the Cubs called Jose Quintana up from Triple-A Chicago.
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1 year
The irony of saying the season depends on these games, but still rolling out Jared Young and Miles Mastrobuoni on the corners is palpable.
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5 years
I’ll never forgive Maddon for making Strop take that completely unnecessary AB in Washington where he ruined his hamstring. It was all downhill from there. Thank you for everything you did for the Cubs, Pedro. I’ll argue on your behalf as the greatest Cubs reliever ever.
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6 months
I have a new favorite day. My son is here.
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1 year
Cubs need to stop meddling around with Miles Mastrobuoni and Edwin Rios. They have real decisions to make with Yonathan Perlaza (MiLB free agent at the end of the season) and Jake Slaughter (Rule 5 eligible). Both players will be sought after by big-league clubs.
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Every year the Cubs find some random ass relievers and produce a competent bullpen. Every single year. The new guy can stay.
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Nothing but love and support for my right fielder @suzuki_seiya_sb
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6 years
Bachelor’s degree: acquired.
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3 years
If you’re gonna go to one of the Astros-Dodgers games, please behave like an adult and record the fights in landscape mode.
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6 years
The cool thing about Heyward hitting is that now nobody has any reason to dislike him. Stand-up dude. Great smile. A joy to watch defensively. And now he’s clutch. Like what the hell? I think I like him.
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5 years
Yu Darvish walked six Marlins on May 9th, Trevor Richards (the pitcher) being the last one. He did not walk a Cincinnati Red on May 15th. He faced 12 batters before his first walk tonight. That’s a string of 33 consecutive batters who did not walk. Improvements. I’m a happy boy.
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1 year
They made Devin Williams throw 25 pitches which is massive for tomorrow. Alzolay threw ten.
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7 years
All five top Cubs draft picks from 2011 to 2015 played last night
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8 years
It looks like Albert just ripped that cards fan's heart out and is now bringing it back to the village as a sacrifice
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7 years
Have you tried turning kris bryant off and turning him back on?
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6 months
18.1 IP, nine hits, zero runs. Not bad for the back of the rotation, eh?
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In a series that featured neither Shota Imanaga nor Justin Steele, the Chicago Cubs' starting pitchers allowed 0 runs against the Brewers. Hayden, Jameson, and Javy. Helluva series.
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Getting close to the point where Dustin Kelley’s gotta go. Every hitter has regressed. It’s his job to catch what’s wrong and that’s just not happening.
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7 years
Jesus Christ, Junior Lake.
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All of a sudden Isaac Paredes has more than twice as many extra-base hits than the person folks were complaining the Cubs traded
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8 years
Summing it up for anyone visiting my timeline. Please retweet this one.
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6 years
All those warning track fly balls should count cuz they’re actually triples and then Baez steals home
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8 years
Jesus Christ look at this dude's arms
@CleGuardians
Cleveland Guardians
8 years
If you don't use #RallyTogether in your tweets Yandy will find you. (Just kidding -- he's like the nicest person ever. But use it anyway.)
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Wow this Keith Law list is really bullish on the Cubs: 14 Kevin Alcántara 18 Pete Crow-Armstrong 53 Cade Horton 55 Matt Shaw James Triantos gets an honorable mention and is said to be a top 100 prospect had Law gone that long.
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1 year
I just realized I haven’t actually thought about the pitch clock since like… early May?
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4 years
Jim Deshaies always catches me by surprise with just how much baseball he knows. Just catches every subtlety, puts into a context, then explains it in terms the everyday person can understand. What a joy it is to listen to him.
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Kris Bryant shouldn't have downloaded iOS 11
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