isaac
@CreamHammer
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Most scientists agree unfollowing my Twitter is one of the most fucked things
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I had a dream where someone told me there’s “no way I’m not in my 30s” and my whole days fucked
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RT @kenklippenstein: Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app
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RT @HealthRanger: This is what happens when real reporters ask actual non-scripted questions of the U.S. government.
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Alcoholism is a disease and I’m on this hour long work flight feelin sick
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RT @AJENews: BREAKING: The US vetoed a UNSC resolution for a permanent ceasefire in Gaza, which received 14 votes in favour and one against…
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Seeing muscular girls in baggy clothing makes me sweat so bad I look like one of those shiny baby hippos
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