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@CrackerMilk

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Australian sketch comedians. Click the link for all of our sketches

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@CrackerMilk
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@historyinmemes My brother in Christ can you at least credit us before ripping our content
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How they’ll Draft Gen Z
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@CrackerMilk
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10 months
We just released our TV Pilot. We've so hard on it and would love for you to take a look:
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@CrackerMilk
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5 years
We're glad so many of you like the new video but please give us CREDIT at the very least! We don't see any of these views or followers. Come on!
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7 months
Give it to me straight
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Hey folks, we’re so excited to finally share that we’re making a CrackerMilk TV Pilot! This is a massive undertaking and all the money we earn this month goes 100% into funding the pilot. You can donate to our pilot here:
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
Another day passed and our channel is still terminated. @TeamYouTube when is this getting fixed? What is the ETA? What is the process? What can we expect? ANY transparency more than "we are looking into it" goes a long way in reassuring us that we didn't just lose our careers.
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@CrackerMilk
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2 years
just fyi we recieved a Youtube Strike for "The Tennis Moan" and cannot upload for the week. @TeamYouTube can you please explain in what way this video breaches your guidelines? Honestly pretty shocking as after an appeal it's still striked.
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@CrackerMilk
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Modern medicine in a nutshell
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@CrackerMilk
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5 years
@herrera818k Hey we made this! Give us credit you lil thief.
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@CrackerMilk
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6 months
@I_AM_WILDCAT You're so brave. Thank you for your contribution to Hustle and Bustle Culture. I too love holding others to the unreasonable and unhealthy standards I put myself through.
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@CrackerMilk
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2 years
wololo! you know what I mean @bajo ?
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2 years
Seriously if anyone here can see how this breaches YouTube’s TOS please let me know. A strike cripples us and I don’t think it’s warranted.
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
CrackerMilk is BackerMilk! We're back in action folks. Thanks for all of the CRAZY amount of support and the legends who stuck their neck out for us to contact Youtube as well. You're all awesome and this nightmare is over. Just remember....no Russian.
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
Just an update - I've been on the phone fighting for support as Google simply tell me there's nothing they can do to recover the account. They just send me the same account recovery link I CANT ACCESS. TeamYoutube on Twitter is sending me the same thing. I'm sad and angry.
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@CrackerMilk
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5 months
@TeamYouTube what’s the go with our channel? Why are we consistently being age restricted? Is it possible to look into or discuss if our channel is being automatically flagged?
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3 years
I need a fucking holiday.
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
Youssa like what you see?
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5 months
@anything4views Woke culture is killing everything good
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@CrackerMilk
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7 months
The victims of 9/11 should’ve just scum saved until they figured out how to escape
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
@TeamYouTube is there even a human on the other end of this account? Are you serious??
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
An update - I've been sent a working link to file an email with the support team. @TeamYouTube @YouTube @YouTubeCreators ETA on when you'll respond? WHILE we were being hacked phone support told us they could do nothing to help. Feels like this will happen again.
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@CrackerMilk
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4 years
This pleases the CrackerMilk crew.
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1 year
@NoodleVEVO pretty sure it's y2k aesthetic
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@CrackerMilk
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4 years
@ImmortalHD @HungryHundar CowChop was a huge influence over our comedy and honestly it was just a great fucking channel. Awesome work done while you were in California and I hope you make more painfully chaotic content in the future you beautiful Russian baby boy.
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@CrackerMilk
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@TeamYouTube more importantly why is it when we appeal the restriction, we receive a ‘manual review’ within a literal minute of sending the appeal? The video is 1:30 long, how could you possibly manually appeal that quickly?
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@CrackerMilk
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2 years
@ProZD @AuntyDonnaBoys This crossover makes me so excited and jealous all at once.
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4 years
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2 years
you either die a beloved Youtuber or live long enough to groom an underage fan.
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@CrackerMilk
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2 years
enough of gay pride, it's time for gay wrath.
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@CrackerMilk
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Piccolo was fucking black and you all know it
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2 months
Dr Disrespectstein didn’t kill himself
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@CrackerMilk
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4 years
I miss the old Youtube when I would look at tutorials on how to get free Runescape membership but instead of getting free Runescape I would get spyware on my mum's computer and she got so mad she stopped breastfeeding me.
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2 years
We can't even write comedy this absurd.
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
They want me to login to recover the channel with an email thats HACKED. The moment they discover this they tell me to recover the email. As I've said multiple times, I can't. I HAVE NO WAY OF ACCESSING IT. Google: Sucks bro best of luck with your career. @TeamYouTube
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
Just covered myself in baby oil and slid across the floor completely naked in front of 6 men for an internet video. Their fear as I gasped for air on the floor during each take filled me with pure joy. I will continue this trend in future videos.
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3 years
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1 year
@jacksfilms Yes all the time. Majority of our videos get ripped without consent to instagram/TikTok and score millions of views. Our uploaded version of the video will get basically 1/4 of that. Such bullshit.
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@CrackerMilk
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5 years
Unless you're a qualified belt wrangler I strongly suggest getting the FUCK out of there!
@JaneEmilyWard
Jane Ward 🫐🐀
5 years
What should I do @CrackerMilk ? Do I approach it?
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1 year
holy fuck Bluey series finale just leaked. she bites a kid and has to be put down.
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@CrackerMilk
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2 years
@LegitimatNoodle It seems Australia and America are closer than we think...
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3 years
@TeamYouTube I can't email creator support because the email has been HACKED. You guys don't receive emails from addresses that aren't from the partner program. HOW DO I CONTACT YOU THEN. Why is this such a difficult process just to speak to a person?!
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
Elon Musk's full name is Elongated Muskrat. Share this with everyone you know he doesn't want anyone to find out
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@CrackerMilk
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4 years
Every time we stream I get drunk and call my mum.
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
Friends! We've got a new merch line out and it's my personal favourite. Grab a CrackerMilk shirt or poster to support us:
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
@Google @YouTube Please help! Our channel has been account and the Google account, recovery email AND recovery phone number have been changed. I've got no way of logging into this account! If anyone can reach out to Youtube, please let me know.
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
Hey we're on Odysee who are giving us a shot at finally making money off of our content haha how cool please sign up:
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@CrackerMilk
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5 years
Cameo is very quickly becoming our favourite platform.
@XycronVA
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I'd like to thank @CrackerMilk for giving my friend Brandon some help in this trying time
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@CrackerMilk
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4 years
Whoa you watched our entire backlog? That's like 4 whole minutes.
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@CrackerMilk So I just watched 150 videos in one afternoon...
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My son just got booted off his soccer team because some stupid golden retriever has a higher penalty rate. I fucking hate Air-Bud.
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@CrackerMilk
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2 years
Oh so people eat a steak rare and it's normal but I eat an omelette rare and people think I'm gross.
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2 years
feel like shit just wanna make a CrackerMilk 20 minute long-from pilot :(
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@CrackerMilk
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5 years
So mental. Thanks for supporting us. We've still got a long way to go, but it's all worth it.
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@CrackerMilk
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anyone wanna colab
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
How the fuck does Phineas from Phineas and Ferb go down on girls? How? HOW?
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1 year
The strike has been lifted! Hooray. It is seriously concerning that it takes me screaming on Twitter to get an obvious mistake resolved by Youtube.
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5 months
@TeamYouTube These are genuine questions by the way ! We just want to be able to make the content both the platform and we are okay with.
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3 years
You're whalecum
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@CrackerMilk
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2 years
Imagine being a comedian in Australia but never being able to be a bigger joke than our journalists.
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
Please go to your nearest veterinarian as quickly as possible.
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I just watched 200 @CrackerMilk videos, should I consult a medical professional?
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Forgive me father, for I have Jonny Sinned.
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5 years
We've done so much fucked up content that I already have a pre-made sound file called Baby_Getting_Thrown. Jesus Christ.
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2 years
'She-Hulk'? When will Marvel consider full representation and make 'They-Hulk'?
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@thetomska Always down!
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How do women give birth to disabled babies? How does the wheelchair come out?
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4 years
I love Subway meatballs and if I ever got to find out how they were made I'd fucking hate Subway meatballs.
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2 years
Why does every Apple Store team member give off christian youth pastor vibes?
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3 years
Our fight with Youtube is honestly so disheartening. We've had one of our best videos removed for being inappropriate while the platform lets people make straight up porn and monetise it. Cheers Youtube. Champs.
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@CrackerMilk
CrackerMilk
4 years
Stop letting people know that we've discovered time travel godamnit!
@ChaosCharza
Charza Kitsune
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Saw @crackermilk in this ~17th century painting and now I cannot unsee
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For legal reasons we highly recommend you don't leave the house wearing this shirt.
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@CrackerMilk
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3 years
The 'J' in J.K Rowling stands for Jamiroquai.
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Hellen Keller wasn't even hot why did everyone care so much
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@CrackerMilk
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2 years
woke culture has ruined my dream of fucking the green M&M!
@mmschocolate
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A message from M&M'S.
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You guys are bullies and I don't appreciate it!1!
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@CrackerMilk
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2 years
Getting your ass eaten on Tattooine is called an Outer-rimjob
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2 years
9/11 is legally old enough to drink.
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@CrackerMilk
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Best
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"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"
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germany must be full of electricians with so many of them wearing those two funny lightning bolts back in the day.
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4 years
Did you know Australian green ants have a painful sting and can be found commonly throughout the family home? Because I just found one in the middle of my bed having sex with my wife. Ow.
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2 years
collecting vinyl is just pokemon cards for hipsters
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2 years
Can't believe I didn't watch the last 3 Marvel movies so when I went to watch Dr Strange I missed so much important context like how he got that vasectomy.
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2 years
Did anyone else play a game where they had to walk an EXACT number of steps in each tile on a sidewalk or did I just accidentally expose that I have mental a illness?
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@valueselectTV people want to have sex with the dinosaur
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