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@bader_diedrich
@elonmusk
I swear... you ask a billionaire to pay their taxes just ONE time, and this is what happens 🤷♂️
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@kokorozek666
@BadMedicalTakes
What an incredibly misleading and inaccurate thing to say.
It's strawberry jelly.
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@jayblackisfunny
Clearly, George Santos has the clear legal advantage, being that he is able to speak to fish and other marine life.
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@bader_diedrich
@GOPLeader
@HouseGOP
Just wait til he finds out about how Bigfoot, crab people, and gay frogs fit into all this...
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@theliamnissan
Maybe this is all just a huge misunderstanding. I'd like to extend this token of peace to Greg...
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@hausofdecline
Panel 5: Lightning strikes adjacent to Lucy, opening a portal to hell.
Panel 6: Lucy is pulled apart by the numerous tentacles and claws the emerged forth. She screams, "YOU BLOCKHEAD!"
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@GregAbbott_TX
@TPPF
Thank you, but no. Defrauding Texas to fund your Christo-fascist fantasy and line your nazi donors' pockets is not in the taxpayers' best interest.
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@theliamnissan
You can also post this next time they talk about protecting kids, or whatever it is they say
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@Esqueer_
"I hate what scares me"
That's all you ever need to know about conservatism and all it's fascist little off-shoots... MAGA, Putin, Elon, evangelism, Republicans, Moms For Liberty...
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@OurShallowState
Until America has a serious discussion about profit-driven news and information, it will continue to execute clickbait-y tactics with sketchy analysts.
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@theliamnissan
I'll say it again... Marge gives off this big "My dad didn't love me because I was born without a dick. Now I'm overcompensating by being the biggest dick imaginable" energy
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@0liviajulianna
@SylvesterTurner
Hasn't that been their whole strategy? Avoid doing anything constructive if there's even a chance at increasing approval ratings for democrats
Needless suffering and inconvenience so their feral little base can get a dopamine hit
If this was any other job they'd be fired by now
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@Esqueer_
That's the understanding right now, she threatens legal action but has yet to follow through. At least one other Twitter account has said this.
But this is how bullies behave, and must be popped in the mouth lest they get worse.
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@jayblackisfunny
With the CENTURIES of previously enacted laws on violence, theft, and fraud, and ALL the warning labels on cleaning supplies, masks were the breaking point. Lol
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@AdamKinzinger
Her grift does not involve actually knowing anything useful, just the buzzwords that piss off her rubes.
She's basically Georgia's Ted Cruz.
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@Esqueer_
It's the same phenomenon as Schrodinger's immigrant... too lazy to work yet stealing all the jobs
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@BadMedicalTakes
If my bowel has a mind of its own, does that mean my mind has a bowel of its own?
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@elonmusk
A billionaire conning himself out of $44B with big "I meant to do that" energy is the funniest thing this week.
Thanks for bringing back the comedy Elon.
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@Victorshi2020
Stop trying to shame Republicans. They. Don't. Care.
Pass laws to protect those they scapegoat, and bring some real consequences to the traitors.
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@Esqueer_
Do remember that Elon is trying to drive up engagement on his tire fire social media site. He's taking a page out of Zuck's play book (discourse), and this, well, plays into that.
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@MuellerSheWrote
This is what needs to be seen. America cannot be soft on insurrectionists, especially crybaby losers whose candidate lost fairly.
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@Esqueer_
When will there be a serious discussion about this abuse of religion?
If the church itself will not hold these abusers accountable, maybe their influence should be more regulated 🤔
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@OurShallowState
Family values, like patriotism, god, freedom, etc. were only ever right-wing selling points and cudgels. The rest of the country needs to build an immunity against these tactics and stare the cowards down.
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@bader_diedrich
He was still just a boy at 66. But the work he did, and his memory, will live on indefinitely
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@7Veritas4
Say what you will, Jack, but where do you think those Trump sneakers came from?
Unsold Trump steaks. BOOM.
Business jean yus.
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@BlackKnight10k
People who are voting for Trump are not voting for a better country. They are voting Trump because he makes things worse for those they hate.
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@theliamnissan
You know Liam, you should really consider extending an olive branch of peace to Greg
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@StephenKing
With all that needs fixing in FL, they choose to instead continue attacking their boogeymen.
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@StormyDaniels
Talk about a responsible industry focused on the health and well being of their workers
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@CiaraTheEnby
@kokorozek666
@BadMedicalTakes
Fair point. That said, the CDC and FDA both strongly advise against eating fetuses. I read that in a book.
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