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Jeff Teague gonna make more money off podcasting than he did in the NBA. This nigga is hilarious 😭😭😭
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ESPECIALLY coming from The guy who sacrificed the least of anyone.
Signing for3/42 with Dallas cause you’re mad warriors didn’t offer you $120m is beyond embarassing behavior for a guy as tenured as he is with GSW.
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Don’t tell me Kendrick better than Drake. Kendrick goes years without dropping music and no cares. Drake go 6 months without music and he’s “fallen” off. Two different expectations
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Vince Staples top 2 funniest nigga in hip hop and I can’t tell you who funnier
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Lmaooo if you break up with ya shordy and she fucking someone else within a month, she was waiting for that opportunity
If you and your girl broke up for a month, and she fucked someone else, would you get back with her?
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Ima dip a Sweet Martha's Cookie in lake Minnetonka
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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@AndyKHLiu
DG and Steph: We want Brad on this team, right klay?
Klay: yeah yeah, bring Wanamaker back. I like his energy.
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Man I remember the day this dropped on YouTube. You just had to of been there. What a time
QT with a clip of you or your Favorite Battler going CRAZY in UNDER 30 Seconds!
#battlerap
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Buddy asked his girl if she still talked to her ex and she said yeah 😭
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We talking murders? Cause 80 niggas beating is basically a small village
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Cudi found the wifi password in rehab and now he got his dessert privileges removed for a week 😐
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@ThePackageJG
His offensive regression has hurt but defensive effort has completely made him unplayable. Dude gives unbelievably low effort.
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One of my favorite hobbies
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RT
@iDntWearCondoms
: Fellas text your girl and say "Tasha am I still seeing you tonight? 😏" and twitpic the response
http://t.co/xtSjX4TN6P
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@ThompsonScribe
it's amazing how relatively calm the media has been while the fans have been complete
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Way too much work. Rather just make her mad
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I appreciate everyone that’s ever told me that I do a great job, Im dope, I’m good at what I do, etc... All that shit means a lot. But I really think I’ve barely scratched the surface thus far.
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Y'all be wifing women that don't know Alicia Keys part in My Boo. That's why ya relationships never work out.
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A chick in a relationship throwing her ass on another man is cheating. Idc what y’all talking bout.
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You gotta be a real different breed to swim in Lake Phalen. Like you really don't value your life
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10-15 years from now history classes gonna be teaching the youth on how the murder of George Floyd by 4 Cops lead to a revolution which strengthen a community and (hopefully) unified a nation. Shits gonna be beautiful bro
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@20KWiggins
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. We gotta get this pose made into a statue. This gotta replace the snowman in North St. Paul
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"Wow, you don't smoke or drink? You're not like other guys 😊"
First of all, I still ain't shit.
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She was rude to the waitress. Blocked her as soon as I got home. You not bout to embarrass me in public
Men. Reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a lady you were interested in:
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If you traveled all the way to Wisconsin just so you can drink at the bar... I mean this with all seriousness, You need help
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I'm never posting anything about work again. These women are coming out of the woodworks. I'm still broke babyyyyy
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We gotta move Bruno Mars into the all time greats category. The man has too many classic records
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@OnBallSteph
Each year the warriors win by going smaller and each year fans come up with trading for bigs lmao
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@MAL___
is right. You can’t press niggas over a girl that ain’t yours. You look like a bozo
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My future girl gotta understand that I am the jealous type and I am more than willing to kill us both in the name of love 🙃
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Zodiac signs bout dumb as hell. I was talking to this one chick, told her I was a Capricorn and she went on a 5 minute rant about how I act just like one... Just for me to turn around and tell her I'm actually a Leo
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Women are king at saying what they not gonna do and doing exactly what they said they not gonna do 😂
“Nah ain’t bout to play with you. You got too many hoes...”
-One of your future hoes
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@NerdAtCoolTable
Everyone wanted the NWO at first. Gotta let them run this shit into the ground. A couple Kendrick albums gonna have niggas staring at the rafters praying.
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@AndyKHLiu
@samesfandiari
Thanks for taking my call fellas! This is what I meant when I referenced LaVine's rookie year and riding the highs/lows.
Not saying Poole or Wiseman are on the same trajectory. But a rookie year doesn't always define the player!
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@samesfandiari
Sam... Not saying this is the case BUT
What if Poole is Draymond and Klay is David Lee
*Mutes tweet*
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If you got a son, nephew, cousin etc that's 14-17 years old, tell them that you love them and care about that. I promise you they need to hear it especially from a man.
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They shut down Bars & Clubs and You niggas went straight to house parties.... It's that hard to sit ya ass down?
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Student loans calling talking about your interest payment will take place in December...
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Is it snowing outside? I can't tell by the 102 snap and IG stories I've seen
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Old white men will sit bare ass on a locker bench at LA Fitness but be scared of black people
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Anyone that knows me knows that’s I don’t/haven’t drank before. If we get 100 people at the live podcast tomorrow.. I’m taking a shot of the henny live on stage to celebrate
@AskAGuyPod
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Terrence Ross' Wife on Why She Wasn't Bothered By Him Having Affair With Amber Rose Because She's Not a Side Chick and Knew He Would Come Right Back After He Had His Fun With Her (Pics-Vids-IG Comments)
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Being too aware is a blessing and curse. And it’s probably the reason I don’t trust women.
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Also, 98.1% of the women that scream “and I’m quick to cut a nigga off so don’t get comfortable” let’s MADDD niggas get comfortable
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Dawg, if I’m not willing to crease my sneakers when I get down on a knee.... Thennnnn that’s probably not the girl I should marry lol
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My future wife probably been sleeping since 10 pm. She ain't got time to be hoeing out here unlike y'all future wives.
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Fellas, we ain’t entertaining women that have a trash candle game.
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2020 really some shit. My grandkids gonna think I'm lying when I run this shit back to them
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Niggas be wanting approval and validation from other men so bad. Whole bunch of weirdos
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Kardashians got this marketing and PR down to science. They don’t miss an opportunity
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I hate small talking. After like the 3rd text, I need to know if you’re ready to start a family or not.
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Ain't no treatment that can ease the pain of knowing ya wife got 100 bodies
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I gotta stop tweeting about wanting a girl cause when women meet me they think I be really trynna cuff. These just lies boo 😅
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If you wanna know how much stress a woman is gonna cause in your life... Look at her IG likes. The more likes, the more stress
#Science
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They gotta get Jordan Poole going on offense. They don't run anything for him now that Klay is back
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Y’all better be safe downtown tonight. Eagles win, their fans are gonna destroy shit. Eagles lose, their fans are gonna destroy shit.
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Having two of the top 7 greatest QBs of all time and only getting 2 super bowls out in 30 years is nasty work.
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Why the fuck would I want my 7ft center doing this
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We thought bullying was bad growing up.. Just wait until this next generation hits middle school. Go to lunch and ya momma's titties on everybody screen cause they found her onlyfans account. Shit gonna be hectic.
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When I get to that level that I’m aiming for and start doing some remarkable shit... You’ll know it, she’ll know it, he’ll know it, everyone will know. I won’t even have to brag about it because it’s gonna speak for itself.
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My brother just reminded me that I did Push It by Rick Ross at my 5th grade talent show. They let my 10 year old ass up on stage to rap about selling coke 😭
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Unpopular opinion: There’s nothing funny about kids cursing and acting like this.
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🗣Just because you look good doesn't mean he's gonna put up with your shit forever
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“You’re too good for me. I don’t deserve you.” - A woman who is cheating
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