Your Cousin From Texas
@CousinBenFromTX
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Texas humorist, family enthusiast, meme aficionado. Conservative. - IFBAP🇺🇸 - Hook'Em🤘
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Joined January 2025
I was just digging through last summer's pictures to get my mind warm. Had lots of good ones but this was my favorite by far. Take me back!
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Cousins, I know I follow back slow. It's because I try to look at every single profile and engage somehow. I like to read your posts and respond - connecting is what I love most about X. Hang with me though, I'll catch all yall eventually!.
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I started this account about a week ago today after deciding to move on from an old account, using my actual face instead of an avatar. I never would have thought in 7 days I'd have more folks following and trading gifs with me here than I did on the old one (which I had for 3
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Good morning cousins! I woke up craving steak and eggs, so that's what I'm about to do. Hope yall have a hell of a Thursday now!
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@TheRealGameGod @LovricE @drDredd7218 @beproudAus @JWe9378 @Jake29972746993 @RedPillSweep @hhumble51 Thanks for the shoutout brother!
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I've been waiting for this moment. I always knew it would come.
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@ColtonBlakeX man I have never seen anything like that. My notifications feel like a bomb went off. You're the man!. Everybody else I'm overjoyed to connect with you, will follow everyone back as soon as I can. Zero chance I don't run out of follows!.
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Good morning cousins! We made it! I feel much better today so prepare yourselves.
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Alright cousins, it's official I have a cold. Going to call it a night and sleep it off. Also, it means I get to act like this for the next couple of days since I'm a dad. I just wish my beard was this majestic. Night!
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Alright cousins. Got the cold, tired. My brain is basically functioning like this right now. Calling it an early night.
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I can't believe so many of yall follow my goofy ass. Love every damn one of you cousins! If you're still waiting on a connection back from me, hang with me, I've currently hit my limit. I WILL get you back as long as you don't look like a bot.
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I can't believe the Elon thing is still going. wait yes I can. 🤦♂️
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I'm trying to get a job writing headlines for the mainstream media, what do yall think of this one?
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Morning cousins! My littlest dude decided he wanted to party between 2-4am last night, so suffice it to say we aren't making the early service. Time to wrangle these boys up and get ready to apply butt to pew. PS - Happy Inauguration eve!
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Goodnight cousins! Hell of a day for the USA! Really enjoyed sharing this one with y'all. We're back up!
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Goodnight cousins! Last sleep before he's all the way back!
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How nap wake up goes when you kept daddy up all night and President Trump is about to save your country:
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Took a couple of hours out for church and came back to hundreds of new followers, almost to 2k! Yall are wild cousins! Doing my best to follow everybody back as soon as I can!
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This 30 minutes to bed time for my boys is about to do me in cousins. Your boy is beat. Do yall remember when you'd wake up from a nap at this time and start pre-gaming, or were none of you degens in your youth like me?.
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Getting a like from Joe Exotic and being followed by John Cena is something I will tell my grandkids about.
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Feels like dad joke time, so here's one in honor of the Starship Launch:. How do rockets flirt? . They send each other space messages!.
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My 5 year old just now: "Who's that grandpa who is asleep right now?". Biden. It was Joe Biden. 🤣.
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Good morning cousins! It's cold but I'd rather be outside today than sitting on conference calls all day. That said, It's a beautiful new day in this country and I can't wait to watch everything unfold! Have a great TuesMonday!
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What do you call a line of dudes waiting to get their haircut? A barber-que! 🥁
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Yall think my truck needs a bath yet, or should I try to put on 2 or 3 more coats of road salt?
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Bang, executive order withdrawing from the World Health Organization is SIGNED.
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So we're back to random yelling during confirmation hearings. How have Capitol Police not figured this out already?.
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@ColtonBlakeX @UliWillsBroker @txtwangexchange @Andreat89272541 @StrengthStoneX @Sarcaticus @TheTexasGunTrdr @DanRay916670 @Patriot_N_Chief Had quite a few but got the rest!.
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I love having to call the Tech Helpdesk first thing in the morning. Seriously, it's the best.
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Are you going to watch President Trump watch all 200 executive orders this PM? You know I am!
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I'm not an emotional man but even I am having a tough time locking it up right now.
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Good morning cousins! Can't believe we're finally here! Today is the day! WE ARE SO BACK!
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Oh I cannot wait for liberals to start crying over literal pennies, this is going to be delicious.
The Department of Government Efficiency may get rid of the US penny, per NYP. Is this a good idea?.
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Begone Ho-bots, the Donald is saving your space.
BREAKING: Trump considers an executive order to stop TikTok ban, per WaPo.
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On bulletin boards at MSNBC, CNN, WaPo, et al. Yall be careful out there 🤣
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😂😂 no way.
🚨#BREAKING: CNN and NBC News are both reportedly preparing for significant layoffs this week, with hundreds of employees potentially affected.
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President Trump to the CEO of Santander at Davos: We aren't going to have trade deficits anymore, if you get a lot of money from us you can become a state. I always tell people anyone can become a state, look what I did with Canada."
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Her password was "Password12345" wasn't it?.
BREAKING: Chinese hackers accessed Yellen's computer in US Treasury breach, per Bloomberg.
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@Hawkesbay69 @UncleEagle1776 @Alijaccks @NoelUllmer @BucOff @hacktheplantit @JanuaryTexas @AndrewFAFO @EndaRet25 @Dark_wild_life @Visitor2Earth @Michael26384323 @RandWil730 @BullGoat6756 @leapincritters @Farmhandwithdog @gmartinharp Oh man! Thank you so much! Following everyone now!.
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Good morning cousins! Woke up with a sore throat and a runny nose, so either breakfast is going to have to fix that or I have to act like I'm dying. Those are the rules, right? Hope everyone gets their hump day on now!
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Who else can feel this Friday PM drive home vibe?
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Srsly why?.
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Man are they going to bring in one marching band per executive order?
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Dear President Trump, please sign an executive order outlawing ho-bots. This is getting out of hand.
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If you don't already, go give cousin CeCe a boost. She is a certified sweetheart and makes some glorious artwork!.
I need 99 followers to reach 4000!.Can I get there today?? .What do you think?
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Cousins, I'm curious. if you could live in any historical time period, what would it be?. I'll go first - mine would be pre-crash 1920s. They seemed wild as hell.
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He sails the high seas again!.
BREAKING: Ross Ulbricht has been pardoned by President Donald Trump.
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This is a 21 ft tall, fully functional weather vane they installed in the UK yesterday. My HOA would be so pissed. Anyone know where I can buy one?
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Goodnight cousins. Yall don't forget to go outside where it's cold as hell and look at the planets in alignment. Unrelated AI photo of night time with mountains.
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So clearly everyone is going to bust out some moves tomorrow for the Inauguration. What are yall going with? . Personally I think I'm going to hit The Dougie
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@ColtonBlakeX @tearfulxsoul @MightyMicks_ @AngelTaylo11484 @joeycarle77 @awarespirit23 @paratroop82 @The_Greek_Muse @B_bex_a Out of follows but reposted! Bookmarked for later!.
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My little buddy told me he wants a piñata at his next birthday. What's the most annoying thing I could fill it with for other parents?
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No macarena dances on Red Note either. Place is a real bummer!
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Yep, I'd say we all knew that was coming!.
🚨#BREAKING: President Trump and his administration are expected to announce and sign an executive order declaring a national emergency at the United States Mexico border.
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My gremlins just woke up and discovered we have run out of pear cups. Lord help us in these trying times.
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Yeah I guess they need a way to keep in touch with their CCP handlers.
JUST IN: The Biden administration has carved out a loophole for itself so the TikTok ban won't apply to certain government staff, according to a document signed by Secretary of State Blinken, per Ken Klippenstein.
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@Lissa4Trump @MassholeJay @misfitnici @StarxFire @candace_lo70387 @GtheOriginal @45mx_7 @1109Patricia @SirFlyzalot @BeeAwake1 @Tweeklives @nicoletamb1224 @Zegdie @aceciliahines58 @Jessies_Too @WhalenMona @SweetLouTiger @ZeTeamZ Wait will Nelly come off of Air Force One?
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I don't usually fly my flags in the winter l, but had to today. A neighbor stopped while I was putting them out and yelled "GREATEST DAY EVVVVERR!"
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Damn cousins what a great day for America! I can't wait to see what he signs in the next few hours!
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@MAGAShellz Girl I know Oklahoma is not that warm and green right now 😂. Good morning cousin! Hope you have an awesome day!.
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@1True_American_ This is so nice! Bookmarking so I can come back and hit everyone later in the day.
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The fun fact I've learned from today's confirmation hearing is that not all Q-anon members were cannibals, and that the Q-anon shaman is actually a vegetarian. What a great use of the American People's time.
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Respect to the brave men and women in the ice delivery game. True heroes!
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