My life goal is to somehow convince the entire US to switch to the metric system.

RT @smokingmusket: this scorebug looks like it's from a video game where they couldn't affording licensing the full team names

Working to be a better person when gremlin is my default personality is ~hard~ but will be so worth it.

The motor city machine guns would be the best tag on earth if FTR didn’t exist

RT @_DJenai: Six months from now ima be a different person.

I’m going to rip my fucking hair out if I have to pay one more fucking service or convenience fee for a necessary service. Why is there a charge to pay my ELECTRIC BILL!!!

@_DJenai Proud of you!!

@_DJenai He finished writing my favorite series of all time after the original writer died (The wheel of time) but it is like a massive undertaking of 13 books and a *lot* of characters and storylines lol

@_DJenai 🫶🏼 appreciate you

RT @ameliaknisely:

@_DJenai Literally moving 😩😩

RT @RunThaBaII: Pete Carroll top 3 funniest coaches of all time. 73 years old, no QB, just took the job for the love of the game and for hi…

What’s not talked about enough on ESPN is that Shams is insanely hot

The Blood and Ash series is the only thing getting me through having the flu

My trash service texted us after 3 weeks of no pickup with an address to a transfer station to drop off our own garbage??? Like are y’all gonna pay me instead??

I’m aggressively looking at Zillow in warmer climates

It has snowed 10 inches within 24 hours TWICE this month. I am not okay!!!!

RT @JonRothstein: Darian DeVries could get blood from a stone. Has led West Virginia to wins over Kansas and Iowa State WITHOUT Tucker DeVr…