Costco (kinda)
@Costco_holesale
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Welcome to Costco. Get lost. ***PARODY unaffiliated with all things Costco***
Kirkland, WA
Joined October 2023
We put our eggs next to the uncured bacon because Bird Flu is also uncured.
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Just FYI: This is exactly how we talk about all of you animals.
Hey everyone, our creatures are feeling particularly mischievous today. They love to play hide-and-seek, so be ready for some surprises!
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It’s called Costco Wholesale for a reason, so let us know if you see anyone half-assing it.
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You don’t need a membership to look around—but we can all tell you’re not one of us.
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Good night to everyone except you because you didn’t buy your mother flowers from Costco today.
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@THETECHBOYorg If you can prove you’re more valuable than this mouse, we’ll give it you for free.
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We stand with all victims everywhere, including you!
Costco responded to shareholders requesting that it withdraw from DEI policies. The response was direct and to the point: Costco says, "Our board has considered this proposal and believes that our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect & inclusion is appropriate & necessary." ❤️COSTCO♥️
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We fire our employees after they’ve already taken a bite. Can’t talk back with a mouth full of beef.
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