On the twelfth day at Costco, my true love gave to me:
12 massive muffins,
11 giant ketchups,
10 Kirkland vodkas,
9 packs of TP,
8 pounds of berries,
7 tubs of toothpaste,
6 rounds of samples,
5 DOLLAR ROTISSERIE CHICKENS,
4 dozen eggs,
3 croissants,
2 more vodkas,
…and a