Corporate Guy
@CorpFin_Guy
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Corporate Ninja. Small-time LP. Finance/Growth/Leadership. Dad. Husband. Sports. Business. News. Trying to avoid politics.
DM with Investment/Board Opps
Joined April 2018
As an appreciation for all of my travel last year @united awarded me NINE HUNDRED PQP. This is 3.2% of the 28,000 PQP required to hit 1K (only tier that matters) This is less than the increase in requirements vs 2024. Thanks for your generosity guys……
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@k_c_lewis @TheBoss1196 @IUBarstool And still people care more about football and basketball……kinda makes his point
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@Samueltstory @FBI It’s amazing how often their high post/elbow was wide open and instead of giving him the ball they just swung it around the perimeter for 20 more seconds
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If your ages add to triple digits you can’t street fight
This fucking loser can't take a damn joke. Wish I laid him out right there and ruined his bullshit weekend even more.
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@BowTiedBroke @Cernovich Used to be laborer on new construction in college. Mexicans and Polish guys brought homemade MEALS (nothing just thrown together). White guys (me included) bought crappy Mexican from the Roach Coach
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@LadyReapr My 5 year old saw Ariel live at Disney and FELL IN LOVE. Ariel is the all time answer
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@kealoha711 @ScottHanson Jalen Hurts? Wasn’t he on the bench for Bama’s natty and he won Heisman at OU
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Salesforce continues to suck in every way possible. I guess they didn’t use Einstein for this
What... @SalesForce, your Super Bowl ad makes no sense. Restaurants don't seat you outside in the rain... and no one understands your AI product's role in reservations... why? What a weird spot that serves no purpose...
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I was coming to say something similar. Dropping a young one off is HARD. It will take a bit to be normal, but after experimenting a bit we found a daycare we loved and our kids thrived. It’s not only due to daycare, but my boys now test off the charts and are v well adjusted kids
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I’m really not one to get jealous, but I’ve worked for decades moving up the ladder to create a good life for my family. Some insane person (prob in moms basement) just made Dave Fartnoy coin and is prob going to rug for like $20M Work “smarter???” Not harder
Let’s see how this works. I bought Dave Fartnoy. I got no clue who made it. It was sent to me. I thought it was a cute collectible. I may hold it for a bit. I may sell it at any moment. Buying it is a risk. I’m in this one to make money. I got no clue who owns it. They could rug you at any moment. No babies. No crying. Don’t put in more than you can laugh off losing. No crypto bros crying when the music stops.
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@dose_of_Close @LasVegasLocally My CFO at work just exited the fever stage and is now totally out of breath and coughing
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Do you ever put in a backup qb in the Super Bowl? Save Mahomes at this point
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@dose_of_Close @LasVegasLocally My Garmin watch knew it too. Told me my sleep was bad even after cough was gone and I tried to work out and felt like I was going to die.
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@DueDoctor @ReaperCapital Spent 1 day in Copenhagen. Enjoyed it, but just walked around like a tourist. No real knowledge of the country.
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@bennpeifert OneDrive does suck, but have you tried Office Online / 365? It is literally the worst product created. Everytime Excel online opens I have to manually open it in native Excel to do ANYTHING
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