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The Joy of Basketball is the essential encyclopedia of the last 25 years of the NBA! It's got all the weirdos, trolls, heroes, gods and despicable villains you could ask for! Available now at your favorite bookseller!
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potential Sixers deadline targets
- JJ Redick
- Jrue Holiday
- Ersan Ilyasova
- Thad Young
- Nicola Vucevic
- TJ McConnell
- Mo Harkless
- Marco Bellinelli
- Markelle Fultz
- DeWayne Dedmon
- Tim Frazier
- Evan Turner
- Nerlens Noel
- Richaun Holmes
- Jerami Grant
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Through 2 games:
Real DPOY Ben Simmons
12 deflections
5 blocks
3 steals
Fraud DPOY Giannis
1 deflection
2 blocks
0 steals
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THE LAST DANCE: ESPN 9PM EST
Episode 9: The 2002-2003 Wizards
Episode 10: Building the Bismack Biyombo era Bobcats
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The Knicks unveil their city edition jersey design!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱
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“I said you gotta be careful with this stuff, man. It escapes the lab and boom, we’re looking at a global pandemic.”
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EXCLUSIVE: Inside the NBA’s bold but controversial plan to vaccinate every team in the league except the Sixers
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ben simmons over last 8 games:
17.1 points
10.3 rebs
10.3 assists
2.3 steals
56% FG
philly media, emptying gasoline can over own head:
coach brent brond, sir, please scold him about the 3s sir
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Sixers spent $500 million on Tobias Harris. The US population is 327 million
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Sam Presti when he sees a wet noodle on the draft board
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You're looking at the first ever *enhanced* image of a black hole.
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NBA INSIDERS: Could Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons be headed to Miami to form unbeatable super team with Jimmy Butler
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Doc Rivers revealed he attempted to influence Daryl Morey’s perspective on Isaiah Joe’s potential.
"I even brought it up to Daryl: 'Are you sure? I think Isaiah going to be an amazing shooter. It may take a year or two, but he’ll knock down 40% of his 3s in OKC”
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When Ben Simmons creates 42 points off assists in game one of the series
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Every All-Star player whose fan base hates them:
1. Ben Simmons
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Best Players in the East Ranked:
1. Giannis
2. Simmons
3. Embiid
4. Butler
5. Lowry
6. Bam
7. Trae
8. Middleton
9. Siakam
10. Kemba
11. Lavine
12. Sabonis
13. Tobias
14. Mitchell Robinson
15. Van Horn
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NBA INSIDERS: With James Harden, Houston can jump to the front of the line in the Tobias Harris sweepstakes. But should New Philadelphia hold out for more?
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Simmons ORtg: 110
Tatum ORtg: 104
Simmons TS% .585
Tatum TS% .522
Simmons eFG% .567
Tatum eFG% .481
Simmons comp: Magic Johnson
Tatum comp: Martell Webster
Simmons beans: n/a
Tatum beans: Boston baked
Simmons music: not the Dropkick Murphys
Tatum music: the Dropkick Murphys
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Celtics’ rough week continues
Hitler's 'last living relative' convicted of paedophilia after kissing girl, 13
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"Is Ben Simmons fundamentally flawed?" - Reggie Miller
"Of course Kuzma's play has declined but he's still a great talent." - Reggie Miller
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This is the Celtics rebuild
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dude was a BEAST in his prime
Jayson Tatum as a 16 year old in high school had an NBA ready offensive package AND SOME
#AllDecade
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NBA REPORT: Can Embiid, Simmons and Butler coexist in Miami?
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Final NBA Power Rankings!
1) Sixers
2) Raptors
3) Warriors
4) Bucks
5) Rockets
6) Nuggets
7) Celtics*
8) Spurs
9) Jazz*
10) Blazers
*Rebuilding
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“I put up 12 points on 36% shooting in the second round last year—where is the respect”
Jayson Tatum is tired of not getting star treatment from officials and has been complaining about it on the bench and in the makeshift locker room, per
@joevardon
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Danny Green, three time NBA champion with three different teams, after a season in Philly: Sixers fans are unnecessarily negative
Sixers fans: Fuck you!
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The problem with Team LeBron is that when Simmons and AD are on the court, the spacing doesn't keep the defense honest, and in the 4th quarter, when the game slows down, the lack of shooting will be a problem
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Bad Beans: Why Do Players Keep Fleeing the Celtics' Toxic Culture?
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I’d rather take a 2-pointer over a 3-point shot.. it’ll make me hustle harder, idk... maybe I’m just built different
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sixers intact front office fixing the roster this offseason
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Can Kemba Walker and Jayson Tatum coexist? Boston must consider moving one of them for Al Horford
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"I want the Sixers to get swept so I can RT my criticisms of Ben Simmons" - Sixers fans
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Just saw a man sitting outside a cafe so well dressed that I almost crashed my car
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when they finally put ben simmons at power forward and the league is fucked
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Daniel Gafford on the
@sixers
' physicality:
“The last two games, they’ve thrown the first punch… The level of physicality that they come out with - it’s intense. We have to learn to adjust to it. Philly’s a really physical team.”
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players with 0 three-pointers made
drummond - fine
derozan - fine
gobert - fine
harrell - fine
simmons - disrespecting the sport, should be traded
whiteside - fine
capela - fine
jarrett - fine
howard - fine
javale - fine
deandre - fine
adams - fine
tj - fine
nerlens - fine
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NBA sources: Boston has made Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown available, with “multiple sweeteners”, in a godfather offer for Tyler Herro
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LEAGUE SOURCES: Trade talks centered around a Tony Bradley for Jayson Tatum swap have gone cold. “Beantown is gonna need some sweeteners to make this happen,” say insiders
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zion williamson has failed to make a 3-pointer in eight consecutive games. are the pelicans playing 4 on 5? is he lazy or arrogant? should his coach scold him in public? we're pissing our pants in fury
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