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@CookedByMari
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Just look at Kawhi man I’ve never seen him this happy 😭
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People actually used to believe this btw…
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What’s the worst NBA take you’ve ever heard?.
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P.J. Washington told me that Terance Mann “was mad that I was looking at their bench, so I decided to look at it again.”. On holding the pose: “I wanted to get my flicks right for after the game.”.
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This team is literally just the Eastern Conference version of the Suns.
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The Sixers’ newly revamped rotation:. Starters = Tyrese Maxey, Kelly Oubre Jr., Paul George, Caleb Martin, Joel Embiid. Second Unit = Jared McCain, Eric Gordon, Andre Drummond. Philadelphia will continue to be active on the veteran’s minimum market to round out their depth.
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Austin Reaves had one good game, screamed “IM HIM!”, then didn’t do anything the rest of the postseason 😭
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“one hit wonder” but make it NBA.
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This team hasn’t had this much passion since 18-19. Westbrook doing wonders for us man
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Smile if you’re the last ones standing from your era
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@DaSportChatter Can we be serious please Curry was coming off one of the greatest individual seasons of all time.
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@HoodieBev Worst app of all time.
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You can just tell he’s the only one that actually cares
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Terance Mann says that his G.O.A.T is LeBron James and that it is “almost obvious at this point”. (Via/TeranceMannTV)
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@SupremeDreams_1 Random ass kid 😭
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This u?
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Luka Doncic’s worst nightmares:
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@cookedbylegoat Trolling.
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Kawhi after we inject that horse tranquilizer into his knee
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Name 5 NBA players better than healthy Kawhi Leonard
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Little white boy saying “Nigga” 😭
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²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞
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Nigga said “imagine” we don’t have to fam😭😭.
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This guy is really getting DNPs for “Russell Westbrook”
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Girl: You haven’t been through pain like I have 😢. Me:
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Clippers front office waiving a predator to sign a crackhead
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Kawhi Leonard every 5 years. 2014 —> Kawhi FMVP and Ring. 2019 —> Kawhi FMVP and Ring. 2024 —> ???. We will be there…
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Russell Westbrook on April 9th, 2017. - 50 points.- 16 rebounds.- 10 assists.- scores game winning 3 at the buzzer.- breaks Oscar Robertson’s single season triple double record . TRUE GREATNESS 🐐
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Y’all panicking over the yearly Kawhi off-season knee issues like we not getting this version of Harden next season
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Luka Doncic when Terance Mann was his primary defender in GM 1:. 5:36 Minutes.6 PTS.1 AST.1 TOV.2/9 (22.2%) FG.0/3 3PM. Luka found himself in a Mann’s worlds
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Remember when they was telling us D-Lo was a better player than Russ
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PG after getting trapped by NAW and JMac for the 5th time in a row because his hesi tween tween isn’t working
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This deadass the funniest shit I’ve seen all day 😭😭😭
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It is time to start talking about it…
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OMGGGGGGGG WTF 😭
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Kawhi Leonard and Paul George last full game played together in the playoffs:. Kawhi Leonard: .34 PTS, 12 REB, 5 AST, 2 STL, 14-24 FG. Paul George:.31 PTS, 3 REB, 5 AST, 12-24 FG, 6-10 3PM. Unstoppable duo come playoff time.
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@TheHoopCentral Refs need to be fined they swear the NBA games are for them to shine 🤦🏾‍♂️.
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2021 Nets Harden was a different beast man
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Kris Dunn vs Russell Westbrook tonight:. Dunn:. 18 MIN - 11 PTS - 6 REB - 1 AST - 4/6 FG - 3/5 3PM - + 8 +/-. Westbrook:. 19 MIN - 2 PTS - 1 REB - 2 AST - 0/8 FG - 0/3 3PM - - 18 +/-
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The Clippers are easily the most hated team by the media no other team gets posts like this
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@szn_fieldsvk It’s so sad 😭.
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The most brutal end to a sports rivalry
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Emoni Bates dropping down to 48 to become Paul George’s disciple
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@mevvybear What are you talking about?
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“Can’t Pass” “Shot Chucker” “Ball Hog” “Worse than Reggie Jackson”
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Kawhi out? I know who got us
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In a MUST-WIN Game 6, Kawhi goes off for 45 on 18-25 FG and hits 2 clutch iso threes in the last 3 minutes to seal the game
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Name a masterclass NBA performance that deserves more recognition.
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Clippers are a very unserious franchise
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Kawhi rlly took out these 2 demons back to back times
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A stranger calls T-Mann “fine asf” while he’s recording his YouTube vid in public 😭. (Via/TeranceMannTV)
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PG needs to bring the braids back man 😔
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@BrickedUpKDfan @JamCristopher Suns fan talking about needing to be humbled 😭.
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Just woke up and first thing I see on twitter is IShowSpeed meat wtf man…
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Best Playoff Performer of All Time
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@CookedByScott There’s literally no depth outside of the starting lineup and the rest of the team is being filled with vet minimum players they’re first round exits.
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@hussw13 Seen him talking to much on the TL shi be getting annoying.
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We unleashing the demon tonight
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Literally in March
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It’s your time young one…
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Clippers say Kawhi Leonard has a left adductor strain and is out vs. Warriors on Wednesday.
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Buddy ain’t mention Kawhi a lick after this tweet #2 stay shutting niggas up 😭
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@oldnbatweetz
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Kawhi really got drafted 8 years after LeBron, had a whole hall of fame career, and fell off before LeBron became washed
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Lakers fans after making the same joke for the past 40 years
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Harrison Faigen
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I wonder if the Clippers remembered to buy a new tarp that also covers the IST banner or if some staffer is going to see this tweet and have to scramble.
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@FeelLikeDrew he has no bag lmfao he only scores on thj.
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Anthony Edwards really said this, then proceeded to drop…. 34 PTS.6 REB.5 ASTS.3 BLKS.2 STLS. Then hit a dagger 3 in OT to avoid the sweep against the eventual Champions 💍
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Kyrie Irving playoff averages since leaving LeBron in 2017:. A thread 🧵
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Paul George, our glorious king please come back and save us
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Lakers fans using the “17 championships” to stop Ja from dropping 40 and averaging a 360 tomahawk per game
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Never forget when Robert Covington hit 11 threes and dropped 43 and 8 against the Bucks last year
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KPJ is so tuff bro idgaf about what he did in the past.
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Russell Westbrook
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LeBron using a coach as a scapegoat for the 20th year in a row
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Shams Charania
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There's currently a growing disconnect between Darvin Ham and Lakers locker room stemming from disjointedness around rotation and adjustments, per me and @jovanbuha. Story at @TheAthletic on Lakers, losers of 3 in row, nine of 12 and now under .500:
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Nice sport Adam Silver 👍🏾
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Why Tristan Thompson doing celebrations nigga you don’t even play 😭.
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Everyone gassing up Kawhi’s return not knowing he’s gonna be ass the first 15 games
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This video still top 5 oat on NBA Twitter 😭
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Imagine Kyrie trying to tell Kawhi about how he can unlock his spiritual energy and shit 💀.
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@nonbiasednbafan @PodcastPShow Paul George early return to beat the Suns in 5
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Does it still hurt?
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Shai pushes off every single play. reminds of Kawhi… so annoying.
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Having a 16 yo MUSLIM shaking ass in a music video that you know millions are gonna be watching in actually insane.
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he want the wap but i just want the fetty
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Kris Dunn tonight:. - 28 MIN.- 6 PTS.- 9 REB.- 4 AST.- 4 STL!!!.- 3/5 FG.- +20!!!. ALL-DEFENSIVE 1ST TEAM 🔥
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭
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GIVEAWAY: 20!!! Madden 24 beta codes are going to a lucky bunch, all you got to do is:.- make sure you're following me .- like and retweet .- share to others. for a chance to win!!
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Tyronn Lue is fired. Morris and Batum are gone . Damian Lillard is arriving in July. Karl Anthony Towns is currently getting recruited by Podcast P. Nick Nurse/Monty Williams is going to be our new coach. 2023/2024 IS OUR YEAR!!!
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@Prime_Thinker3 LeBron is not better than Kawhi stop.
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DEMON HOMEEEEEEEEEEE
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Shams Charania
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Clippers' Kawhi Leonard – out since March 31 – will return in Game 2 vs. Mavericks tonight.
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People tried to tell me this guy is better than Playoff Kawhi…
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Ivica Zubac is averaging 16.9 PTS and 9.8 REB with 58.3% TS this series. Daniel Gafford and Derrick Lively II COMBINED are averaging 11.8 PTS and 7.8 REB with 52.7% TS
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@CashNasty Both of his threes were contested….
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Kawhi was easily a top 5 player last season btw
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Everyone in the comments saying “Clippers are finished” but don’t understand that teams are shivering at the thought of Kawhi and PG playing 60+ games together
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Under new rules, teams would be fined $100K for a first violation, $250K for a second violation and $1 million more than the previous penalty for each additional violation, sources tell ESPN.
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@WfromDeBall Yeah at least he’s self aware.
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Lakers fans saying Westbrook gonna make us lose our minds like we ain’t already have Reggie Jackson and John Wall 😭.
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@LakeShowYo Paul George was literally out the last game they just played 😭.
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Steph Curry and Donte DiVincenzo
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