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plaintiffs' mass torts attorney. nerd. karaoke singer. for legal ethics reasons, this account and the person using it are jokes. he/him.

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It has been a pleasure shitposting with all of you
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@newmo99 The math doesn't look good
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@KathrynTewson Sharing excel tips is the lord's work
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@EvanKaylor @BillNye I didn't think 12 year olds were allowed on this site
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@DiscoAttorney The only silver lining is most of them are old as shit
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Tweet media one
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@bennyjohnson Bad shop is bad
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Tomorrow morning Will involve an eight mile walk I have some regrets
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@AngMacQ Ah good i was going to be surprised if it hadn't been used
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Breaking: Herschel Walker to assist local police in investigating the theft of his nose
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"Hey it's [date] you said you'd have an update by [two weeks from now] how is it going?"
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Two days ago, the schnauzer stole a coaster off the coffee table and was chewing it. Wife put it on top of the piano, out of reach. Now the schnauzer is sitting, staring at the piano, and growling.
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Last night in Rocket League some rando with a 'MAGA' clan tag lost and started whining about wanting a rematch. They really are all just the same guy lol
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RT @YPTActual: “Isn’t it legal to go on strike in the USA?” Well, yes, but actually in a very real sense, no.
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@zachwolfelaw I am so sorry my friend.
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@GovernorVA As a Virginian, eat shit Glenn.
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