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Joe Biden when they ask him to draw a clock:
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@undercoverqueso
this is just such a perfect example of referential millennial dadaism. this joke requires knowledge of a separate work, knowledge of current events, and a grasp of observational humor. truly a work of art
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new Alex G on the first crisp morning of the season
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gm; where my Spiral Jetty (1970) haters at?
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you just know gay guys are going to be posting this picture in 4 days with zero relevance to what they are talking about
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in what homosexual way will I be spending 40 American dollars this evening?
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oh you liked Annette? become legally French
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Slavoj in the kitchen. What will he make?
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the best part about having sex with men is listening to
@RedScarePod
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@RedScarePod
on the way home
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ACAB includes Swifties idk what else there is to say. She is literally an arm of the Amerikkkan Police State.
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Andy not looking great here
Andy Samberg on Joanna Newsom and Björk's friendship: “Yeah, they’re friendly. It’s pretty amazing.”
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sometimes the queer cafe is an airport chili’s
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students at Kenyon: we need mental healthcare services on campus!
Kenyon: have you tried smiling :0)
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no one:
the american poltical consciousness since 2001:
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Getting kicked out of the Nintendo World for kneeling in front of the Gulf War Gameboy
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Joanna Newsom in her seminal album “Divers” (2015):
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@voidlicker
@ViddyMalchick
when he told you his government job made him sterile but now you have nine kids
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took this pic when I told my bf that Joe Biden won. he was still in shock 😍🤩
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developing a collection of Dairy Queen’s that are across from or next to cemeteries/graveyards, please add if you find any
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they killed that dog
President Biden and the first lady announce the death of their German Shepherd, Champ, calling him their "constant, cherished companion"
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gm, let’s get this pastrami and vyvanse
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she is mother to many
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what if we kissed in front of Joe Rogan and we were both boys 😳
Call me romantic, but I love when gay guys on a date are comfortable enough to kiss in public.
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thanking God today for the discourse we avoided by the Chromatica 5G Oreos coming out before the Nabisco strike. peace and love.
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Technology doesn’t work anymore - many are saying this!
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tfw yet another solstice gone without a hot yuzu bath with some friendly capybaras 🌫😔🌫
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do you think a pup handler has to put their pup's PrEP in in one of these
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do gay landlords exist like can u imagine walking into your building’s management office and the first thing the landlord says is “ok so here’s the tea sis, your rent is going up” while awkwardly sitting on his desk with cuffed jeans and an iced coffee I suddenly want Maoism
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gn oomfs, don’t forget where you came from
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the alien in Annihilation after it gets Natalie Portman’s dna or whatever
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they made the I’m Wide Awake It’s Morning sun real
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gm oomfies, today we are serving trade (wearing jeans for the first time this year)
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maybe country boys dont have to make do...
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iced coffee? and PrEP???? for breakfast?!?!?? now i've heard of everything. please don't vote.
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FINALLY, the STEMmies have proven the basic insight of *checks notes* all humanities scholarship.
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After moving to Paris in 1926, Alexander Calder began to fabricate dozens of tiny figures and props for what would become his most beloved work—titled in French Cirque Calder, and in English Calder’s Circus. Making use of simple, available materials such as wire, wood, metal,
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woman: *does some sociopathic shit*
gays on the internet:
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Scottish Highland Cow acting normal...... The Real Scottish Highland Cow
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It’s the girl reading this
A little hint about who the surprise guest will be for
@JoeBiden
's 3pm ET town hall today:
(She's excited.)
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POV: you just expressed anti-monkee sentiment and have mere moments to live
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IF YOU TELL ME WHO JACQUES DERRIDA IS I WILL K*LL YOU
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figuring out whether this author can say fag or not
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Okay so is Santa immune to coronavirus? Or is he vaccinated? Once again Fauci flip-flops on public health policy. It was a mistake to put this man in a position of power. Embarrassing.
Doctor Fauci says he personally traveled to the North Pole to vaccinate Santa Claus from the coronavirus, a claim that we cannot verify but certainly believe.
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this is a map of the world
we all live here
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this is not about Will Graham (don’t know who that it is) it is about US President Joe Biden. thank you
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how I envisioned my job vs. my job actually
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putting stones in someone's pockets and throwing them in this lake to see if they are a barb
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Meetings canceled…. No one in the office…. hydrated… staying in my lane….. this must be what CBD is supposed to feel like
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if you have an opinion about Marx you are not a himbo
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not this waitlist saying they will have a final decision regarding my fate by the end of the day
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Absolutely baby shit. Terrorism: A Very Short Introduction? Call me when you find a copy of The Oxford Handbook of Terrorism, featuring 47 newly commissioned essays by emerging and senior scholars in the field that provides a rigorous overview of this exciting discipline.
Pencils, books, laptops, those are the tools of students and what you expect to find on a college campus. But here’s what the NYPD found in Hamilton Hall at Columbia University after we were able to arrest the protestors and agitators for commandeering and barricading themselves
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excited for this phrase to roll around in my skull continuously all weekend
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the way I’m literally addicted to caffeine
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This video is like hyperpop for someone whose Skrillex was I Can Have Cheezburger and whose 100 Gecs is downloading pictures of other people’s cats off of twitter because they are allergic to them
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she’s just like me fr
Anya Taylor-Joy says she enjoys watching ‘ARRIVAL’ when “I’m feeling very depressed about the state of the world.”
(Source: )
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there are simply not enough couples in Brooklyn that look like this
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has a seal ever been to the Louvre? just imagine it. barkin' around, gettin all the paintings wet. i'd love to see it
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If I were Joe Biden I would simply say that it is “time for some money”
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Pitt being a literal ivory tower is sooooo camp
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