frank reynolds
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Just heard about someone failing their driving test cause they asked the examiner “am I alright your side?” Hahahhahahahahahahah
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A woman spending 45 quid in the shop goes to me "can I tap that" and I said no sorry you've to be under 30 and she said "excuse me I'm only 28" hahahahahahaha
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I really wish this was a joke but I genuinely think this poor woman kidnapped a fox
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Level 5 lockdown until at least end of April. No out of country travel this year. No gigs or festivals, we will be lucky to have pubs and travel within Ireland for summer. It’s only February lads I can’t do another year of this
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Just seen a story about how some fella took a rake of acid and fried his head into thinking he was a glass of orange juice for the rest of his life, and slept standing up so he wouldn’t spill
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Not to be dramatic but this is probably the best video on the internet
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House parties, always one cunt left behind legless on the floor somewhere, dragged him up and into the car and brought him home, knocked at the door and told his ma to come get him out of the car. She said thanks very much for bringing him home but where the fucks his wheelchair
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The bloke who invented strepsils died there last week. There’ll be no coffin at his funeral
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I’m in a nightclub on a Thursday night surrounded by people who are absolutely not legally allowed to drink, and this is the message I’ve got off my younger brother
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Are they really attacking the shop... that he robbed... because they called the Garda??? After they were robbed???? My brain hurts
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FYI; Just heard on the radio that if you get an appointment to get the vaccine your employer is obligated by law to allow you to go and attend your appointment without asking you to take the day/time off as holidays or a sick day
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Da
Dad: Not asking for a drug dealer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, theres a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go up to them and see if they need a half gram tick
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Mam and Dad got me a Moncler polo, Canada goose jacket, D-Squared hat, and a half ounce of white to get my career up and running I’m so grateful for them ❤️😍
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So so sad to hear about the young lad dying at boxed off last night. Before we even got into the grounds there were people unable to walk in the car park and it got progressively worse throughout the night, young people need far more education on how to take drugs safely
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Customer asked me “do you work here” and I said no I just love the fleece and she let out a sigh and walked away hahahahah oops
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In the space of a week two people from college have taken their own lives. One a lecturer and one a student, both male. Male suicide is becoming an epidemic in Ireland and for such a small college that is just heartbreaking, talk to your mates, it's okay not to be okay
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9 years this weekend, actually scandalous how good the lineup is
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The government have lost control of Dublin it’s fucking laughable. How can a group of civilians block roads, start fires, goad cops, injure security guards, abuse migrants, without any fucking repercussions? Horrible scenes from Coolock today and it’s not even 12pm. Scumbags.
The people of Coolock and Ireland say no this government is causing civil unrest
#IrelandisFull
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Dublin city council and the Irish government are a disgrace
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Our group chat has taken some weird turns over the years, but one of the boys cousins joining ISIS definitely takes the biscuit holy fucking Christ
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Just heard someone with the poshest Dublin accent say “oh my god Sarah are you getting another coke? You are flying through the fizzies today” I full on snorted
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Watching a live stream of coolock atm and now they’re smashing up Garda cars and shouting light them on fire, going to be a long long night ahead in Dublin. Would rather live beside a family of immigrants than any one of them dragged up toerags, you’d know they didn’t pay tax ffs
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Anyone ever send ye a text or a selfie and ye just sit smiling at how much of a sexy legend they are
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I just wanna be sitting in a camping chair in the sun shouting GARDA at anyone over the age of 25
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Tweeting this so I never lose it, MY NAMES NOT ERIC
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It’s absolutely mental that it’s 2019 and I still see status’s “any apps that let you cache music?” Pay for Spotify you cheap cunt
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I was doing a stocktake in work counting toys and two fellas walk past and goes “hahaha look at that gimp playing with barbies” felt like quitting there and then
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They’ve scrapped the original plan of 70% vaccinations by September because they know it’s unrealistic. Michael confirmed he’s skipping off to Washington for paddy’s day. Just so fed up of this country and it’s utterly incapable government
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TIP BARMAN TODAY/TONIGHT BECAUSE THEY DONT WANNA BE THERE SERVING YOU THEY WANNA BE DRINKING TOO
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I'm still laughing the stupidity of some people is unreal, as if AIB are like yeah we're only gonna let young ppl be fast n efficient with their bank cards lol
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The whole pandemic is crazy but how absolutely mental was it when you couldn’t go for a jog 2km away from your gaff hahahhahaha like what
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The new graffiti/murals around town are absolutely class, up Dundalk ❤️
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Put up a wee tweet about my dog earlier, told Mam I thought something was up, made her bring her to the vets and this was the outcome, plz everywhere send prayers bc if I lose that fuckin dog il be very very very sad
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Darren being shot in love/hate is the saddest fictional death I’ve ever witnessed
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Ah lads give me a break, someone commits a robbery, has a knife and doesn’t comply with Garda orders after non-lethal force is used, but doesn’t warrant being shot?? Drop the knife lie down and I guarantee no one is getting shot
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Ever go to the bathroom in work and just sit on the toilet for five minutes for a break
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People who have been laid off or are told by HSE to self isolate are now getting 350 a week. I’m deemed as “essential retail”, gonna continue to have to go to work, and will come out with approx 400 after tax. Why the fuck am I putting myself at risk for an extra 50 euro a week
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Michelle trusted me to print out her boarding pass, roll on Amsterdam
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I love talking to someone about something their really passionate about and you can just hear the interest and pride in their voice, deadly
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HAhahahahhahahahahahhaha gowan take my bucky off me
@ConorMcKennaa
Hi Frank, please note: the regulation governing face coverings on public transport does not provide for removal of face coverings to eat and drink, but to take medication only. Please se more details on the link below. -AB
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“Start of the decade vs the end omg the state🤣🤣🤣”
Obviously ya fucking melter ye were hardly fucking goodlooking when ye were 9
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All them girls tweeting “couldn’t care less about what I get for Christmas, it’s about who I spend it with👌🏼😋🤠😅💕💯” yet they’d drop kick their ma if they woke up to the wrong shade of foundation
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A random woman honestly about 90/95 years of age came up to me when I was parking the car and gets me to roll down the window, said she missed her bus and really needed to get home and had no money for a taxi so asked me for a lift I didn’t know what was going on
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Imagine eating that at 8 in the morning hahahahahhahahahah
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Isn't it made that there's cunts out there that don't get their chicken fillet rolls cut in half
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IM GRADUATING WITH A 2:1 HONOURS DEGREE GET FUCKING IN!!!!!!!
My final year results are out now in a few hours and I am absolutely shitting myself hahahha
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Can we all chip in and buy Djfinney a mini fridge for his room so he stops drinking warm cans
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@EmmaCresswell93
Yes water and a chill out will stop people overheating and dosages are based on people's weights heights and gender so surely it's better to have a rough idea than none at all? holy fuck you're an idiot
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If you believe the 8th shouldn't be repealed you are a huge part in why Ireland is such an awful, backwards country compared to the rest Europe xxxxxx
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what’s the story with them toasters in canteens and all where you put the toast in yourself and it goes along on that wee belt? Put it through once still looks like normal bread put it through again and it looks like it got cremated with me nanny
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Fuck off with your westlife hahahah westshite amirite
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Just made a wrap with a full boneless banquet from KFC in it and it was phenomenal
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Looking at all the Americans quoting this having no idea what's going on is fucking gas ahhahahah
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At a christening and some 7/8 year old girl comes up and goes "why is your phone so small are you poor" hahahahha il burn your gaff down and see who's poor then ya cheeky bitch
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“35 year old man repeatedly rapes and abuses a 14 year old girl then seriously assaults her with a knife” fixed it
'Manipulative and violent' man removed teenage girl's contraceptive bar with knife
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Anyone else notice the world went to shit after N-Dubz split up?
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Absolutely horrific to see 16 year old girls k-holing at 5 in the day, but there's no way you can blame a festival for stuff like this. They literally had to set up a second impromptu medical tent at the end because of the amount of people needing attention
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Has everyone forgot McGregor is a rapist and an all round scumbag or what’s the story?
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Just bought a bottle of sprite and took a mouthful to realise it's fucking cucumber flavoured what sort of fucking sex offender drinks sprite and thinks yeah let's throw some cucumber in
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They are playing the exact same songs as they did when I was here 4 years ago
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Gaurds at drogheda/Dundalk carrying guns what is going on hahahahhahahaha
#GreatestLeagueInTheWorld
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Just sauce no salad, cheers xx
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See if I fucking see "that girl should be locked up now!!" One more time, Paddy Jackson was found not guilty in a court of law, that DOES NOT mean that he was completely not guilty, it means they didn't have enough evidence to convict them, she was subjected to absolute torture
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What age do people stop using twitter for every little thing? Can imagine me being 40 with kids and tweeting "see if this cunt upstairs doesn't stop crying, who's coming pub"
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You have to dance your way to the toilet
Nightclub guidance says:
"wearing of facemasks except when eating, drinking and dancing"
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Just seen McGregor being accused of yet another sexual assault how can some people still follow and support the absolute scumbag, Ireland’s shame
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Can’t put into words how much I want England to lose later on. 60,000 fans in Wembley crying when they lose on penalties. Declan Rice misses the last one. The joy.
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We did a survey on the use of drugs among college students, one of the questions was "do you believe drug use effects your mental health or physical health, if so, how?" And some of the responses are gas
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Mam is voting for Declan Breathnach, eg Fianna Fáil, because he got a few potholes fixed up the road from my auntys house. This is what is fucking wrong with Ireland.
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Any links to the KFC?🤔🤔👀👀 yeooo yuppa the McGregor national fycking hero👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼☘️☘️🇮🇪have my bottle of proper 12 whiskey and ready to watch the king😤😍😍🇮🇪🇮🇪 smella shite off your da yup crumlin boys kick him in the fanny conor😝😝😝
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Boxed off is the poxiest festival ever, young ones taking their first yoke and falling about the place and fellas in moncler shouting yup every 4 seconds
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Anyone else finding it hard to get excited over the talk of nightclubs/gigs etc returning to full capacity in the next few months? Absolutely 0 faith in the government to follow through with what they’re saying
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Sitting in a local pub and realising the bag you got is K and not coke
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Remember bear in the big blue house crisps they were absolutely fucking unreal
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I haven’t heard of someone with covid, a close contact or self isolating in months where are all these cases coming from every day
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Said woman’s name was Mary and she is now home safe, Good deed done for the day
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Woke up to some absolutely tragic news this morning of the passing of one the nicest fellas I’ve ever met. Will always have the memories of singing away in the Shed, absolutely heartbroken for all your friends and family, Rest easy Liam ❤️
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Just left my dog for the last ever time this morning, I am in bits why can’t dogs live as long as people man fuck off
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Some cover photo all the same
Fearghal Nolan, 24, and Michael Muckian, 29, both from Silverbridge in south Armagh have appeared in court via video link in connection with the theft of two ATMs in Dundalk in the early hours of Saturday morning.
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It’s gas people giving out about “ye don’t know what’s in them vaccines” but every doctor nurse and academic in the world is getting them but auld John-Paul from the pub heard 6 people died from getting it and read on Facebook that it makes ye glow in the dark so it’s unsafe
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Picking her up later on and the vet said she seems good and more than likely will make a full recovery yuppppp the molly !!!!!
Put up a wee tweet about my dog earlier, told Mam I thought something was up, made her bring her to the vets and this was the outcome, plz everywhere send prayers bc if I lose that fuckin dog il be very very very sad
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Waking up on a Monday morning for work to see this hahahhahahahahah I am fond of a taco sauce chicken fillet roll to be fair
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